From Dr. Ray.
This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the USA, can be found all over the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee. (Saw one at Eric's last month.)
The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death!
The Black widow hooks-up with the male then sucks the very life out of him after mating!
She's very easy to spot...
The female has a very wide backside, is black, and has a red hour glass shaped marking on her belly....
You can find this spider in:
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Wood piles
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Under beds
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And soon......
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THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!
Sorry Michelle. You ain't no Jackie Kennedy.
BWWAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!
Posted by: suicidetomahawkmissile on November 20, 2008 02:47 PMOMG!!!!!!!!!
I knew my Spidey Sense was on to something that NIght!!!!!!!
Denny......
You can be sure the Main Stream Media will try to portray Michelle as the Black Jackie Kennedy.....It won`t be Camelot , probably it will be Zimbabwe resurrected.
For TDHO the Nebraska Nitwit..... The Zimbabwe ruins are from a period of African grandeur which are tangible evidence for a real Kingdom of the past, not a mythical one like Camelot which is idolized by Liberal Left.
Posted by: dudley1 on November 20, 2008 03:18 PMI'd rather take my chances with the 8-legged version.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on November 20, 2008 05:00 PMNow that is good. Too bad she didn't suck the life out of Obama after mating.
Posted by: kerrcarto on November 20, 2008 05:42 PM.... ain't nothing like the Real Thing!....
Hey, wassup with the bow legs.
Sure didn't get them ridin' his skinny ass.
That dress sure does give her that black widow spider look.
Posted by: Willie on November 20, 2008 05:52 PMmagnificent
Posted by: patrick on November 20, 2008 09:00 PMShe could ride a Rodeo Bronkin' Buck Easy enuff...
Posted by: Sandy G. on November 20, 2008 09:23 PMHonestly, that was the very thought I had the night she walked out on stage. Time will tell.
Posted by: Mushy on November 20, 2008 11:25 PMNappy headed ho.
Posted by: Paul on November 20, 2008 11:34 PMThis picture makes it look like she's got another one in the oven. Maybe it's just my beer goggles? Has there ever been a pregger FLOTUS in the White House? Maybe another "first"?
Dress... ugly
Face... phoney
Shoes... ugly
Face... phoney
Daughter... cute
Flags in background... (they had to) Phoney.
Bow legs... nasty
Dress... stupid and ugly
Husband... socialist/marxist
Mind-set... racist
Policies... moronic
Us... fucked!
What a f*cking douchebag! I'm calling her "Bertha Butt"! She's got a huge one...matches her huge mouth. What a pretentious bitch! I love how King O and his ilk tucked her away during the campaign to further prevent her from spouting inane and anti-American comments. Geez, I think I would have preferred hitlery as president than these two dumb-ass charlatans! Jackie O, my ass! No one's going to embrace that crap from the media! I absolutely cannot believe that the dolts of this country actually voted for these two posers!
Posted by: Lee on November 21, 2008 01:02 AMWell, we know that she's not a widow or the stock market would be going back up.
Posted by: Woody on November 21, 2008 09:29 AM"Hey, wassup with the bow legs."
Evidently B. HUSSEIN fucks her like he's going to fuck us.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on November 21, 2008 09:39 AMKerrcato, good one! I think she probably tried though.
Posted by: Schmidty on November 21, 2008 11:28 AM"Hey, wassup with the bow legs."
They're like posts holding up a deck on a house that are too small to support the weight. I hope they don't snap.
Posted by: Woody on November 21, 2008 12:41 PMPaul - We can do without the racist comment. Ugly bitch would have sufficed.
Posted by: Denny on November 21, 2008 12:53 PMThe last timeI saw a body that pigeon-toed, it was pecking at crumbs downtown.
I wonder if she bobs her head when she walks...
Posted by: El Capitan on November 21, 2008 01:01 PMMichelle & JackieO.....
I find the innuendo`s & disparaging remarks about Michelle interesting but at this point ...wrong,just plain wrong!
Once she is in the White House & if she does or says anything which discredits or insults this country...fine! But let`s keep to the high ground here for the present time.
As for Jackie O....In reality she was no American heroine, remember if you are honest what an elitist snob she was & her questionable relationship with ARI on his yacht while Jack Kennedy was alive & the fact she married him after he was assassinated as well as the life style she adopted.
I am not certainly not a big fan of Michelle Obama given my political beliefs, but the shoes left behind by Jackie O are not going to be very hard to fill. Camelot was a liberal fairy tale invented by the liberal media & deserve`s to be identified as the BS story it really was.
Posted by: dudley1 on November 21, 2008 01:29 PMBwa ha ha...I am SO stealing this....*with attribution and link of course*
Friggin great...you might owe me a keyboard.
Wollf
*oh yeah, I'm a new Grampa!!*
Posted by: Wollf on November 21, 2008 01:45 PMDon Imus said it not me.
Posted by: Paul on November 21, 2008 03:31 PMLeave her alone, guys.
She's finally a proud American.
Posted by: Marksman2000 on November 22, 2008 09:25 PMLooks like BEAVER colors to me!!!!!!
watch it guyz...think of what her brother does for a living!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on November 24, 2008 12:16 AM