This week it's Harry "the war is lost" Reid for his bitching about smelly tourists.
The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won't offend them with their B.O. anymore."My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Reid in his remarks. "In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true."
I'm surprised you could smell the tourists what with all the pork you dipshits have in all of your spending bills.
What is it with these politicians. I guess they do it because they know they can get away with it. Murtha calls his constituents hicks and rednecks and they prove him right by reelecting him. Now Reid calls American tourists, the people he supposedly "serves", a bunch of smelly people.
Here's your award asshole.
Think I'll load up with a double serving of chili and onions this weekend, drive downtown, and let the good Senator know what "smell" is really like.
Asshat.
Posted by: Grumpy Old Ham on December 6, 2008 12:17 AMOh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Don't even get me started on that mouthy shitspigot. I've met Harry Reid. He's every bit as much of an asshole in person as he is on the senate floor. I'm utterly ashamed that my state keeps reelecting that doddering jackass. The Good Ol' Boy system can be a real bitch sometimes. Although I must admit, I think people 'round these parts are finally starting to realize what a waste of space he is. I've got my fingers crossed, at any rate. Personally, I simply cannot wait until 2010 gets here, just so I can have the satisfaction of voting his sorry ass out. I don't even care who's running against him; it could be Homeless Bob down on Fremont Street. If that turns out to be the case, Bob's got my vote, no matter what he smells like.
So I stink, do I, Harry? Well, so does your attitude, you smug jerkoff. Guess what, pal? I've been to the little podunk flyspeck that you call a hometown, and that doesn't exactly smell like roses either. Perhaps you should take your hypocrisy elsewhere, before I give your narcissistic ego the swift kick to the stones that it so sorely deserves.
Posted by: Agamemnon Jones on December 6, 2008 12:47 AMDenny- You forgot to mention that the $71 million visitor's center (which was its estimated cost to build) actually cost a whopping $621 MILLION of our tax dollars!
And the libturd assholes have gall to complain about the automakers' CEO flying to DC on private jets?
Mr. Jones: Well-spoken! And I have not heard "shitspigot" before. Will add that to the list of handy insults. Thanks!
Posted by: PeggyU on December 6, 2008 01:55 AMDear Harry Reid-
You are one of the lowest forms of life. You are a liberal puppett. You are an un-American asshole who should be in jail taking it up the ass with OJ.
Who the fuck do you think you are? You're supposed to serve the People, not the other way around. Us stinky folks pay your salary, so put a sock in it and STFU. Dumbass!
While you're at it, howz about supporting our men and women in the armed forces fighting for you and your elitist asshole buddies' right to spew your ignorant asshole rhetoric?
I shit on you Harry! Fuck. You.
Sincerely,
Me
My staff tells me not to say this,
Maybe he's be wise to start listening to what his staff tells him instead of just spewing whatever pops into that scrawny skull of his.
Harry was a boxer when he was young.
I don't know if that explains his stupidity or if it's just his typical elitist liberalism.
Scratch the surface of a liberal and you usually find a facist.
Notice that the liberals empower dictators like castro and chavez.
You wonder why we need our constitution to protect us (except they all ignore it)?
Not only should this piece of shit who just spit in our face be voted out of office, he should be tarred and feathered and run out of congress on a rail.
Fuck you Harry!
With all due respect to the voting minority of Nevada, I can't and never have been able to wrap my mind around why this guy is appealing on any level. He comes off as a sniveling, bitter, low level clerk. There is nothing engaging, interesting, or appealing about him on any level. WTF are you people thinking?
I look forward to glancing at his obituary.
Posted by: patrick on December 6, 2008 09:16 AMHarry has always looked to me as if he was weaned on a lemon, & would benefit greatly from a LARGE dish of Prunes...
Posted by: Sandy G. on December 6, 2008 09:48 AMNot only AOTW, he's a jackass!
Posted by: Tina on December 6, 2008 10:05 AMPeggy: glad I could be of service. I tend to invent new cuss words when I'm pissed; sometimes the results are lots of fun.
Patrick: you have just stumbled upon the state of Nevada's greatest mystery. I've lived here for most of my life. I remember when Reid first got elected. I was a little too young to fully understand politics at the time, but over the years, as I learned my civics lessons and simultaneously watched him get worse and worse and worse, I really started to wonder. In the last several years especially, a lot of us here in Nevada are asking the exact same question as you: why in the holy blue fuck do people keep voting for this guy? I wish I had an answer for you, but I really don't know. I think people are finally starting to wise up, but who knows for sure? People in Nevada are just as generally stupid as people anywhere else. We'll see what happens in two years. My goal is to kick the bastard out, so keep your fingers crossed for me.
Posted by: Agamemnon Jones on December 6, 2008 10:27 AMWhat an effeminate little fucker. I bet he doesn't even enjoy the smell of his own farts.
Posted by: Daryl on December 6, 2008 11:01 AMhow can he smell anything with his nose stuck up pelosi's arse?
Posted by: thud on December 6, 2008 05:36 PMHow could anyone smell anything over the stench Harry Reid and his fellow libtards are responsible for?
Posted by: thatjerryguy on December 7, 2008 07:22 PMSo let me see if I understand this, If his staff told him not to say that, that means he had time to think about it, and then he is stupid enough to say it anyways..WTF...Denny I am sorry but I do not agree that he is Asswhole of the week, He is the dumb shit that came from the Asswhole of the week
Posted by: Bill on December 7, 2008 07:42 PMI nominate him for AOTY, possibly AOTC! (and it's still early in this century!)
Posted by: John on December 7, 2008 11:35 PMHarry Reid.....
Since this dipshit has once again received the coveted "AOTW" award.......It is time to create a new category of distinction like we have for sports superstars who achieve superasshole status
How about elevation to the "Hall of Shame" with his bust displayed on a piece of bronzed shit.
With the coming Obama administration with it`s complement of Clintonista Hack`s, I am quite sure more multiple winners are on the horizon.
Here in Pennsylvania with the news Arlen Sphincter is going to run yet again for Senator "RINO" status & might be opposed by Chris "Slobbercup" Matthews......betting is heavy "Snarlin Arlen" will achieve superasshole status.
Posted by: dudley1 on December 8, 2008 09:47 AMDudley1: Why bother with the bronzing? That would be a waste of good metal, IMO. The Mythbusters proved you could polish a turd - didn't even have to apply Varathane! You don't have to worry about it deteriorating, since dung fossilizes. Just look at all the fecaliths in Congress who have been around since time immemorable.
Posted by: PeggyU on December 8, 2008 03:04 PMPeggyU....
What do Jimmy Carter, Arlen Specter,Harry Reid, Algore, John Kerry & Ted Kennedy all have in common?......They all carry a turd for identification. My apologies to the rest of the Congress & Senate for omitting their names as space is limited.
Posted by: dudley1 on December 8, 2008 03:27 PMI am the guy who painted a portrait of Harry Reid in actual wild horse shit, right here from Nevada. No, really! Go check it out! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2128294/posts
Posted by: adam Baker on January 30, 2009 05:20 PM