lovely. I remember that the sequel to Silence of the Lambs had such a scene. Damn. what a way to go.

They want to die? They want to be martyred? My answer is the same as the name of a Kinks album. " give the people what they want." allah akbar bitches.

In one of the Hannibal movies some guys were fed to hungry, wold vicious pigs. It looked like a pretty bad way to pack it in.

That's the way to go. Feed these pieces of shit to wild, vicious pigs while they're still alive.

The bullets dipped in pig fat scenario doesn't matter. I read that some cleric advised mooslimes that unless they were agreeable to the pig fat, bacon, blow jobs, whatever, it is not held against them religiously.

So you could stuff some raw bacon down their throats and them blow their head off, but the effect of the pork fat is mute unless they liked it.

So, being eaten and shat out by a big fat wild pig probably falls into a differant category.

Muslim + fat hungry pig = islamic pigshit

Sounds like a plan to me...

I said the same thing to my dad yesterday. "What you want to plead guilty?" "Fine…guilty." Click-Pow. Done deal.

Whatever they say they want, we should do the exact opposite, unless we think they don't mean it.

The problem I have with a plain old execution is that it generally seems to be what these guys want, a "quick trip" to 72 virgins in heaven or something. That, combined with the insanely easy death penalty and the possibility of others thinking they are martyrs, makes me think we should place them in a 5'x7' cell for the rest of their life that they can never leave. Nothing for them to read, watch or listen to. One bed, one toilet, three meals a day, no sunlight and they never ever get to see someone else or let out of that room for the rest of their natural life.

That, to me, is the worst punishment I can come up with. No human interaction, no chance of martyrdom, no activities. It would certainly drive me crazy. If I wanted them dead, it would be two to the heart and one to the head. But then, they would probably be called martyrs.

Islamic Terrorist Justice Boar Hog Style.....

Tie them all up over barrels in the pig sty.......lift up their robes & smear their asses with pig Sex Pheromones, then turn the Boar Hogs loose.

Little would they suspect they were to be the 72 virgins for the boar hogs. Oh yeah! film the whole thing & send copies to AlJazeera & all other media outlets in the muslim world.

Ummmm.... I like the Dudley1 plan a helluva lot.

I back the Dudley1 Doctrine 100%. Hell, I would grab a case of beer and pay good money to see that on Pay-Per-View while porkin' out on bacon strips...

No you guys got it all wrong...put them in a cell with some Jahovah's Witness...and only 1 Bible

Seriously, killing them will just make 'em martyrs.

Stick 'em in a Federal prison in Alaska for the rest of their lives. In solitary, or under heavy observation, so they can't be "accidentally" or otherwise killed by other inmates.

An ignominious end.

Why kill 'em first? Hang the dumb shits by their wrists and lower them down to the pigs a little at a time. Once the pigs can't reach anymore, lower then down another 6".

We had a pig, once, who got out of her enclosure and gave birth to a litter of piglets. I don't remember who came up with the bright idea of carting the piglets back to the pen in order to round up the mama, but she was wicked ... and they move a lot faster than you'd think!

I've said for years that the final words on every court transcript where the accused was sentenced to death should be the same.

"The baliff may fire when ready..."