December 27, 2008

Saturday Blonde Joke

From DBolsman.

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

Posted by denny at December 27, 2008 12:01 AM  

Seems like a sharp blond, maybe the boss was the true blond.

Posted by: Jim Macklin on December 27, 2008 01:22 AM

I ponder the real reason that the blonde wanting to leave work.

The blonde really wanted to leave work...


1) The boss was dim?


2) Because she wanted to take the light bulb home and screw him into her socket?

Then again, maybe the blonde thought the guy was one of those Environmentally friendly bulbs and would last for 100,000 hours?

Posted by: Toejam on December 27, 2008 03:49 AM

Jeez ToeJam...great job of turning a satBlonde to a MonPun....

Hire him Denny

Posted by: ty guy on December 27, 2008 08:46 AM

You'll have to hire him, Denny, just so you can have the joy of firing him!

Don't give him any days off, though.

Posted by: Kudzuisedible on December 27, 2008 09:18 AM

Actually, I'm impressed with that blonde. I was the first to write a comment. As I don't see it, I probably forgot to press Post. Which proves that, at times, brunettes miss the boat...

Posted by: Claudia on December 27, 2008 10:38 AM

HA! This blonde joke is almost as good as the one on the airplane.

I'd use that as an excuse to get out of work as well.

Posted by: Serenity on December 27, 2008 11:26 AM

ToeJam was funnier than the joke.

ToeJam you need to post some of your own jokes.

Posted by: Mike S. on December 28, 2008 10:33 AM
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