January 06, 2009

Stole Another One

I noticed that Al Franken has successfully stolen the election in Minnesota. It's always amazing that every time there is a recount, the Dimocrat always magically finds more votes. Sometimes these votes come from precincts that turn in more votes than they have registered voters. How does that work?

Congrats Minnesota! You have just joined Washington State, New Jersey, and Illinois as states that are notorious for Dimocrats stealing elections. You must be so proud. We all thought that electing Jesse Ventura was rather comical. You have topped it by electing a comic, and not a very funny one at that. I'm sure that Al will do you proud in the Senate. He'll prolly be funnier there than he ever was on SNL.

Posted by denny at January 6, 2009 04:58 PM  
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I read that Minnie soda law requires all ballots to be copied for duplicates.

The word duplicate is supposed to be written and/or stamped on the copy.

Most election polling places are run by democrats so they must have mistakingly "forgot" to write duplicate on the democrat's copy.

So when they count the ballots the duplicates get counted and you end up having more ballots then people registered.

Posted by: Willie on January 6, 2009 05:44 PM

Regoddamndiculous

Posted by: LisaKay on January 6, 2009 06:34 PM

Fuck democracy when this is how it turns out. What good is it now?

Posted by: Paul on January 6, 2009 07:28 PM

Franken has always impressed me as a smarmy, wiseass c*cks*cker...Hell, he'll be a GREAT Senator...

Posted by: Sandy G. on January 6, 2009 07:59 PM

He can't be any worse than my two, Teddy "Where's the car" Kennedy and John "Liveshot" Kerry. There's a pair that beat three of a kind any day. Makes one proud to be from Massachusetts.

Posted by: Metawampe on January 6, 2009 08:42 PM

At Massachusetts had 2 senators. Being from Wisconsin we have Russ-I-LOVE-TERRORISTS-Feingold and ... Herb Kohl, but he's not really a senator, he just likes living in DC so he can "date" boys.

I'm hoping the GOPers in the Senate will grow some balls and filibuster the seating of Franken. But then we have McCain, who will probably join with the Democrats so he can become the media darling again.

Posted by: ewisconsin on January 6, 2009 09:12 PM

ewisconsin-

'fraid you got it right about mccain. i don't see the gop as having the cajones to prevent franken's placement.

redonkulous

Posted by: Pip on January 6, 2009 10:04 PM

I am optimistic about franken. I think he will be an iconic reminder of the failure we are about to witness. everyone knows his face. everyone watched stuart smalley, so when we think of these coming years in retrospect we will identify it with him... Kind of like the blue dress with Bill, the glove with OJ, everson walls in "the catch", Bill Buckner with that ball squirting between his legs..... yep. we will look back on the dims and be able to identify these years by that moron's face. get your popcorn.

Posted by: patrick on January 6, 2009 11:26 PM

What was it he used to say? "I'm good enough ... I'm smart enough ... and doggone it, people like me?" Wrong on all three counts.

Posted by: PeggyU on January 7, 2009 12:31 AM

Not just one but over 25 polling places with more votes than voters. Where is the U.S. justice department? We do still have one don't we? A senator who failed to pay his taxes in several states will fit right in with Racist Reid and KKK Byrd.

I think the entire country is dead, it just hasn't layed down yet.

Posted by: Scrapiron on January 7, 2009 12:32 AM

I think Al Franken is the greatest contribution Minnesota has ever made to the U. S. Senate.

Okay, let's look back on the contributions of Minnesota.

Fishing; Lots of lakes with Bass, Blue Gill, Northern Pike, Walleyed Pike and Fresh-water Perch.

Transportation: The I-35W bridge collapse on August 1, 2007.

Defence: First line of defense against Canada. No French/Canadian Army has ever led a successful invasion of the USA through Minnisota.

Media: Left biased liberal media talking heads with no descernable accent. Where's that Boston Commie Newscaster from? Saint Paul, Minnisota.

Oh, Luverne. For God's sake don't forget Luverne, Minnisota.

Pete

Posted by: Pete on January 7, 2009 02:17 AM

Anyone who ever found that asshole funny on SNL needs to send me what they're smokin' or get their head's examined. Or both. What a bore. What an asshole. What a great poster boy for the liberal bowel "movement". That fucker is lost in space and needs to get his ass kicked. If I recall, there is someone I know who would love to be in on that beat down... Me too. Lemme know and I'll be there.

I would feel sorry for LisaK, but I have Feinstein and Boxer to keep me awake at night, so one-up me on that one LisaK if you can! ;-)

You're right Denny, this prick is gonna make for some serious entertainment. Too bad it will be at the expense of the People of Minnesota who thought their vote counted...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 7, 2009 04:14 AM

It's pathetic how an already pathetic party like the democrats continues to flounder in their own bullshit. The silver lining is what Patrick points out -- Franken is just another "well-known" poser within the ranks of the democratic party which will give a face to the abysmal failure these libtards are and will be.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on January 7, 2009 09:25 AM

Useless Democratic or Rino Senators.....

I really would like to poke fun at all of you what with Al Franken just being the latest to be the recipient of a stolen election.......But I cannot!

Here in the Liberal Commonwealth of Pennsylvania we have Arlen "Sphincter" Specter the Turncoat Turd Rino Republican who cried real crocodile tears while begging for conservative votes at his last election & Young Bob Casey a Democrat who was elected two years ago, went to Washington & has not been seen or heard from since.
Young Bobby who dazzled the voters with reference to his father a former Democratic governor who was quite popular fooled people into believing he was really Bob Senior or would be like him has yet to do anything.Bob Senior who has been dead for many years continues to do more for the people of Pennsylvania then his live son.

I really would like to understand why anybody including me have an interest in anything political when these asshats are routinely elected & re-elected by functional idiots or stolen elections who then work against the rights & freedom of the people.

Pass the popcorn ....it will only get worse!

Posted by: dudley1 on January 7, 2009 09:42 AM

Metawampe and CD, you guys might be neck-to-neck in the worst Senator contest. You guys make me feel lucky to have Dickhead Durbin and soon-to-be-Senator Roland "I wouldn't have bashed all things white if I knew the media was there" Burris.

Posted by: Greg on January 7, 2009 09:48 AM

I think I will just consider Franken as a wake up call for the rest of the country. I'm hoping he will just go to Washington and never be seen or heard from again.

Posted by: Richard on January 7, 2009 10:30 AM

What a f*ckin' doofus! I mean , really! I really can't believe that there were people who voted for this asswipe. Hell, when I was house hunting here in NC, I refused to even look at one hosue after the owner started spouting off about how great this guy was since she read his book. I looked her right in the eye and said that I don't read political books by people who have no idea of how politics work. I mean, she was GUSHING! I have no respect for people who gush over celebrities. Hope they love the change their about to get.

Posted by: Phthalo on January 7, 2009 11:20 AM

After living in Minnesota for 23 years, I thought I had seen the limit of stupidity when Minnesota dimocrats elected commie Paul Wellstone to the Senate, but I was wrong. With this piece of human excrement apparently going to the Senate, there is no accurate measure of Minnesota's stupidity. God help us and I am glad to Be in John Kyl territory now.

Posted by: dh on January 7, 2009 12:25 PM

GODDAMNIT, now I have to see that dooshnozzle on the television again SHIT!

Posted by: kerrcarto on January 7, 2009 01:03 PM

I hope Minnesota is real proud! They got what they deserve for being stupid enough to vote for this jerk. The ones who did NOT vote for him should be clamoring for a re-vote, but I am sure they don't have the guts to do that. Nice going Minnesota!!

Posted by: Anastasia on January 7, 2009 02:09 PM

They should change the name to Whatabunchofuckingretardssota.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on January 7, 2009 02:39 PM

Useless Democratic or Rino Senators.....

And it has occurred to me that while the grappling over power in Washington has been between Democrats and Republicans ... the only really worthwhile and necessary power shift needs to take place from government back to the people.

Posted by: PeggyU on January 7, 2009 04:28 PM

In close elections we always win because we are so good at stealing elections. I just wish that McCain could have stolen the election. Palin is hot! Obama sux!

Posted by: haha on January 8, 2009 02:41 AM

Congrats to Minnesota indeed! Denny is pissed because Al is smarter then him. No big leap there. Minn is a great state. Very clean and has good roads. They must be doing something right. And I Really think that you repukes should be more supportive of our President elect Obama. You demanded that of us for Dubya and called us anti American.

Posted by: Teresa on January 10, 2009 09:43 PM
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