A new element has been discovered:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

One Bastard Attacking My America

One BASTARD indeed.

I like yours better, Willie.

Oligarchical Blasphemy And Muslim Aggression

How about:

Orangutan Boy Advancing Marxist Agenda

Ooooh, that's a good one, Willie.

Oh boy another marxist asshole

One BIG Ass Mistake America.

This is not bad ass...

Denny, I thought you read Don Surber more often.

Willie is a racist...(Put a smiley face here).

Overreaching Bullshi*&ing Antagonizing Moth&^&%$*&#g Asshole

Or is that too much?

Hmmm, gonna clean this one up, post the whole thing over at Charlies place.

opulent bigoted asshole maiming america

Toejam's contribution.

America's 44th president is an:

Orwellian Bugbear Auguring Mordant Atavism

Obama sux! Denny rules! I want to make it with Drooling Cumspot.

Just heard the Korean translation of Barack Hussien Obama: Kun Soon Dai...

Fawteen:
Good, Bad or Terrible; The majority of this country showed their lack of understanding and voted him in. It is our job to keep this country alive for the next 4 years and pray he doesn't become a martar.

OBAMA - Oh Boy Are Moonbats Assholes

I know that this is not the correct forum, but I believe I have an idea to stop socialism and all the bailout bullshit, and all other problems associated with our government.

We could go back to states rights and again have control over our elected officials.

Most people would get behind the issue but it will be a vicious political battle like no other.

With Government: Power = Money

Amendment XVI
(Ratified February 3, 1913)

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

Repeal this fucking amendment.

My post should IN NO WAY be construed as advocating any actions it may imply. That would be absolutely the worst thing that could possibly happen, in terms of personal values and beliefs, the future of this country, and the future of human rights and humanity in general.

I found it to be a clever play on words and posted it for that reason only.

I'm one of those folks with the particular mental disorder that causes me to think that it's possible to be amused by such things without being a sheet-wearing racist.

Over Blown Asshole Mortgages America

We need to find the rock that happilyneverafter Jane slithered under so we can link her up with haha. Those two would make a grate pair, they rub everyone wrong.

Jane's tits would scare that little bastard away for ever.

Dow down almost 300 points as Mr. Gloom and doom signs that bullshit bill.

This one pertains to BO and his wife:

OBAMA - One Black Asshole Marries Another

Our Bowels Are Moving Always.

Obtuse Brutha Optimizes Mass Anarchy

Dammit Jane Austen, I was gonna use "obtuse", but I still will.

O btuse
B itter
A frican
M ocking
A merica

What a dick head!

One Black African Motherfucking Asshole

Don't start with the racist claim.

Anytime someone says black or african or motherfucker or asshole, some lefty, long haired, anti capitalism, anti-free trade, anti corporation, anti-free speech (if that speech differs from their views), anti-meat eating, anti-smoking, short-sided, narrow minded, girlie-men, tipo panty, butt-wipe, yellow bellied sons of Marx and Chomsky, anti-American, pro Castro, Pro Chavez, Pro Morales and Ortega, pro Iran, pro Hamas, pro PLO, apologist for militant Islam, America hating, America blaming, anti-investment, socialist, anti-shaving, self-serving, overreaching, cry baby, big government, anti-military, John Wayne hating, Western hating, Reagan hating, (and now Clinton hating), Obama & Oprah worshiping, Mao quoting, code pink butt licking, pro labor union fudge packing, stronzi, frosci, left-wing extremist, pro Allende, pro Sandinista, anti-bathing, anti-drilling, anti-energy, hypocritical, anti Christian, anti Jew, Israel and Zionist hating, moral-relativist, che loving, secularist, French food eating, Kanye West listening, metrosexual, Mother Jones reading, NY Times subscribing, WSJ hating, football hating, cretin, proponents of hemp, rolling stone magazine reading, bong hitting, coke snorting, pro Hollywood, fans of Sean Penn, Streisand listening, Broadway show tune singing, AC/DC hating, heavy metal hating, Toby Keith hating, che shirt wearing, and che tattoo bearing, Whoopie Goldberg loving, Dixie Chick loving, Rolling Stones hating, Chardonnay wine sipping fans of women’s tennis, who’ve never been to church and who don’t comb their hair, who don’t brush their teeth, who favor sex with collies, anti-dog, pro cat, Cuban exile hating, pro 70% tax rate loving, stick it to the man attitude anti-hunting, anti-fishing, anti-gun, blackberry addicted, non-beer drinking, fruity drink sipping, wine cooler buying, fans of Sex & the City, liberal wankers …................................................................................................screams RACISM.

You forgot "politically-correct, tree-hugging, wine-sipping, soy and tofu-eating, global warming Chicken Little alarmist, terrorist-loving, climate crisis envirosocialist".

One Beyatch After My Assets.

There are several more on RantNation, but my favorite has to be this one because it uses his entire name. -
Big Assed Redistributor Advancing Communist Kingdom. He’s Undocumented Some Say, Evidence Is Not Official Birth certificate And Media Allows it.