To: Michelle Osama, wife of the greatest president in the history of this country, even better than Bill Clinton who was the previous best president of this country.
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Mishell
Girlfriend, I saw you at the speech the outher night and you looked hot! I mean smoking hot! That dress was incredible.
Anyway, I dontated a ton of money to your hubby's campaign. I'm sure you know that. I'm also very active in Democratic Party politics. I have advised all the major Democrats over the years. They have all looked forward to getting my faxes because they all know how smart and politicaly asstute I am.
I am so happy that we have Busch and Cheny out after all those years. It got so bad I almost had to leave the country. They destroyed the Constitution. I felt like I was living in Hitler's Germnany it got so bad. I'm sure you must know what I'm talking about what you being an African-American. This was just a mean country.
Now that your hubby is president everything is gonna change. There will be no racism or poverty. The evil rich will pay their fair share. I know I do because my tax accountant tells me so.
Do you know that on my bedside table is a copy of The Audacity of Hype? What a great book! I'm hoping that Barak will sign it for me.
I can hardly wait to stay in the Loncoln Bedroom again like I did when Bill Clinton was president. You will let me stay there right? Will the cost be the same?
Hope to hear back from you. Maybe you, Nancy Pelousi and I can do lunch some day.
Luv ya,
Babs
Oh good! I was wondering when Babs would resume babbling.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on February 26, 2009 06:58 PMNothing would please me more than to see Bubbe Strident get her just comeuppance...
Posted by: Sandy G. on February 26, 2009 07:00 PMYeah Ralph. I've been long overdue for a fax. Don't know why.
Posted by: Denny on February 26, 2009 07:01 PMYeah Babs is back! Maybe she should write a letter to haha. Now that he has is "own" blog and all.
Posted by: kerrcarto on February 26, 2009 07:26 PMOops, I meant to add.
After all they have the same gramatical grasp of the English language and could relate to each other.
Posted by: kerrcarto on February 26, 2009 07:29 PMPeeeeeple ....
Peeeeeeple who need peeeeeee........
BLAM!
Thud
Fini
Posted by: Jim - PRS on February 26, 2009 09:09 PMHell yeah. Missed you Babs! You dumb, illiterate whore.
Posted by: Josh Fahrni on February 26, 2009 10:27 PMThe Jews are in the lurch with Obama. After all, he is a friend of Farrakhan. Hillary already has them worried:
http://wcbstv.com/national/hillary.clinton.israel.2.945238.html
You know snafu, not to come across as an anti-semite, but when it comes to the jewish societies politics, they can go fuck themselves. It has baffled me as to how, collectively as a group (not the religious group, but the "citizen" group), the jewish people have consistently supported and voted for the libs/dims/socialists when it has consistently been the Republican party that has defended the need for Israel to defend itself against the animals of the muslim world. It's consistently been the left that have demonized everthing the jewish people have done in the name of self defense, and the repubs that have supported and even helped them with their efforts. As a group, I find them a bunch of ingrates.
Remember the USS Liberty!
Posted by: snafu on February 27, 2009 07:35 AMHow deu U raet? that U git letters from Mizz Babs when I her bigust fan?
Posted by: haha's mama on February 27, 2009 09:40 AMSnafu,
I'm assuming that was directed to me and no I wasn't familiar with the tragedy that occured until I just checked online. Wikipedia, though not my favorite source of information had a page about it and I read just the first section. Definitely an F'up for sure, but do you think people use that incident against our support of the jewish state, or what did you think that has to do with current politics with them?
Speaking of Shrillary, she goes to Israel and criticizes them over their supposed poor treatment of those filthy Palestinian scumbag terrorists yet didn't say a damn thing to the Chinese over their myriad human rights violations. Nice way to improve America's standing in the world.
BO's administration has no brains and multiple assholes.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on February 27, 2009 03:30 PMTo the person who "composed" this and the assholes who agree: You are not worthy or qualified to lick the soles of Barbra Streisand's Stuart Weitzman pumps. She is more intelligent than any of you could ever hope to be.
Vince
Posted by: vince on February 27, 2009 08:26 PMVince the vague minor wit.....
You must be one of the legions who helped her survive in the village before she became a star, I understand her tonsil`s got a real workout back then. I`ll grant you she can sing but intelligent......you gotta be kidding ,right?
Posted by: dudley1 on February 27, 2009 09:12 PMFrankly I do not trust them either, and that is but one of the reasons.
Posted by: snafu on February 27, 2009 10:12 PMVince - at least we know that Babs is prolly smarter than you, but that's not saying much. Have you ever read her website?
Posted by: Denny on February 27, 2009 10:24 PMDenny, How do you do. This is probably my first comment on your worthy blog. Michelle came to me in a dream and showed me her answer:
Dear Brabra,
It was so sweet of you to write.
I thank you for your support. We would never have attained the position we so richly deserve if it were not for the generous contributions of white people like you. (Do you mind if I think of you as white? As you must know, there were slave holders of all ethnicities, although the Black ones were, as in everything else, a minority.) As the first Black First Lady ever, though, unfortunately, not the first Black lady to have shared a president's bed, whether willingly or unwillingly (willing in my case! you have no idea!) it would be an exquisite pleasure to thank you in person some day for your strong and eloquent defense of our long climb to the pique. However, you must understand, being a busy and fulfilled career woman in your own right, that our schedule is filled many many many days in advance. We have so many many plans for this our belivid country! Speaker Pelosi has graciously assured us of her continuing support, the way she looks at my husband the President tells us so much, and will, I am sure, convey a personal message from us to you one day. I can't go into details now but she has such a surprise waiting for her, as a gesture of our thanks! As do you!
Michelle O
I bet vince knows all of her show tunes by heart. Give me a c, vince. Give me a bouncy c.
Posted by: snafu on February 28, 2009 06:52 PMDenny: Yes, I read Barbra's website. That is why I know she is smarter than any of you poor pathetic unhappy fools.
Posted by: vince on February 28, 2009 09:42 PMvince - Then you're even stupider than I thought. Good luck with life. You'll need it.
Posted by: Denny on February 28, 2009 10:08 PMDenny, my life is a charm, no luck needed here. By the way, "stupider" is not a word. The correct usage would be "more stupid". Example: Your beliefs and attitude are more stupid than mine-or Barbra's. Now please go find some positive meaning in your life.
Posted by: vince on March 1, 2009 08:48 PMvince - Maybe you should check out the dictionary sometime rather than accusing me of improper word usage. "stupider" is proper word usage as in "You are stupider than Barbra Streisand." Likewise, "stupidest" is acceptable as in "you are one of the stupidest buttheads to comment on this site". Nice try, dumbass!
Positive meaning in my life is ridiculing bonerheads (Yeah, I know. A made up word but it just fits people like you and Babs.) like you and Babs. Now why don't you just GFY before looking even stupider than you are.
Posted by: Denny on March 1, 2009 09:09 PMVince......
Okay, if it makes you feel better since your dictionary is limited ....you are more stupid! How about less intelligent? The message is clear ....you are a dolt,So is Babs. She think`s a penile implant is lunch!
Posted by: dudley1 on March 2, 2009 11:59 AMDenny and Dudley (two peas in a pod!): I could respond to you in a way that would maim what little brains you have. However, If I did, my grammatical ejaculations would probably be far too copious for your limititive comprehension. So I choose to declare myself and other positive people the winners of this "discussion". Oh!... and Barbra rules!
Posted by: vince on March 2, 2009 08:29 PMVague Vince.....
You won???? Really, now you join other positive people of the past who won...Neville Chamberlain who said "Peace in our Time", Adolf Hitler who proclaimed "The 1000 Year Reich", Saddam Huessien who said "The Mother of All Battles" & lastly General George Armstrong Custer who said "Holy Shit ,Look at all them Indians". Yes, We know how well those similarly afficted people faired.GFY!
By the way I did not see anyone who echoed your point of view & I think JIM-PRS post probably reflected the view of most.
Posted by: Dudley1 on March 2, 2009 09:46 PMThat is because most of you are major league ass-holes. I will not be responding anymore to you or anyone else in your hateful club. And, again, I win.
Posted by: vince on March 3, 2009 07:48 PMTypical nancy boy. Gets his ass handed to him, runs away, and declares victory. Hey vince, how do you like being laughed at? I made you the subject of your own post and my readers got to see what an intellectual lightweight you are. How does it feel to be humiliated and laughed at vince? You can claim victory but everyone on this site knows just what a pathetic loser you are. Adios asshole. As I said in the post, "Next time you comment, bring your brains along." After the bitchslapping I gave you, I don't think you'll be back.
Posted by: Denny on March 3, 2009 08:08 PMVague Vince......
You might be a closet liberal but you are a flaming jackass. I say closet liberal because you assumed the air of self perceived intellectual superiority without any supporting justification so common to those of the liberal persuasion.I say flaming jackass ...well, something`s are just what they are.
Your real talent lies with being a clown ......unfortunately they are not so much in demand these days as circus work is down. Try Democratic politic`s.
Posted by: dudley1 on March 4, 2009 08:57 AM