March 12, 2009

Bite Me Moonpie

Did any of ya see this?

A day after his White House meeting with President Barack Obama, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called the United States a "deadbeat" donor to the world body while making the made the rounds on Capitol Hill.

GMAFB! Eat my shorts you ungrateful parasite! The United States supplies almost 1/4 of the money for this worthless organization and this asshole calls us a deadbeat?

Ban's criticism Wednesday of the U.N.'s single biggest backer irked some members of the House Foreign Relations Committee. They were generally supportive of his leadership but voiced concern about U.N. efforts in areas from Sudan to Somalia.

"He used the word 'deadbeat' when it came to characterizing the United States. I take great umbrage (over) that," Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, the panel's senior Republican, said after an hour-long, closed-door meeting. "We certainly contribute a whole lot of U.S. taxpayer dollars to that organization. We do not deserve such a phrase.

I agree. We give our tax dollars to an anti-American organization and now Bam Bam Moonpie sez we don't give enough. Here's an idea. Get the fuck out of our country and get your money from someplace else you ungrateful asshole.

Fuck! You! If you can't read, here's a graphic.


Posted by denny at March 12, 2009 03:22 PM  

US out of the UN
UN out of the US

NOW! Goddam anti-US hand-wringing harrumphing hypocritical ingrates.

Posted by: ET on March 12, 2009 03:33 PM

The article said we pay 22% or the upkeep, but are 'perennially late' on dues. Why in fuck are we paying dues over 22% of the upkeep?

Posted by: Josh Fahrni on March 12, 2009 03:41 PM

Fuck the UN! We should've gotten out of there 10 years ago and kicked their asses out of The United States. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out dickheads!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 12, 2009 03:41 PM

I have believed for many years that we should drop our membership in the U.N. I find it hard to imagine a more worthless organization.

Posted by: Steve S. on March 12, 2009 04:34 PM

GMAFB! Eat my shorts you ungrateful parasite!

This couldn't possibly be said any better. Fuck the U.N.

Posted by: Greg on March 12, 2009 05:28 PM

This is the new love and respect Obama promised.

Now every one loves to hate us.

I had just sent an e-mail out on this shit.

Posted by: Mike S. on March 12, 2009 05:55 PM

Should we start sending our FOD photos to them too? Works for me!

Posted by: LisaKay on March 12, 2009 06:46 PM

push that bitch onto some barges and take it to Venezuela. Let them get a big spoon full of Hugo. We'll need to have a massive exorcism of that lot before we build a Chinese takeout on the land. There is some loser karma there for sure.

Posted by: patrick on March 12, 2009 07:15 PM

Someone give that jerk a bill for all US dollars spent defending Korea 1950-2009.

Posted by: snafu on March 12, 2009 07:36 PM

"...but said 2009 is a "make-or-break" year for the U.N. and its member countries on global warming..."

Is that because people are starting to realize that global warming is a f**king fraud and that if it doesn't get pushed through now it may never make it???

Posted by: Bruno on March 12, 2009 07:58 PM

We should never have joined the fucking UN in the first place. They can never get anything done because they spend so much time bickering over the cultural and religious differences of the member countries. It was a fool's idea. This is just one of the reasons why our taxes are so fucking high. The money doesn't stay here, it goes all over the fucking globe. I saw we get out of the useless UN, keep our money on our soil and let them all rot. Money speaks volumes; especially when those that want it, don't get it.

Posted by: phthalo on March 12, 2009 08:30 PM

I too extend my (only slightly older) middle finger in the direction of the U.N.

They should consider France or some shit.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on March 12, 2009 09:03 PM

I both flag him AND moon him! AND fart in his general direction!

Posted by: PeggyU on March 12, 2009 09:14 PM

Those losers in the UN wouldn't be where they are without U.S. in the first place. They are more a bunch of 3rd world crybabies now.
I agree with what Patrick said Put the UN on some barges and ship them off to Uncle Hugo, or how about Iceland with all the trouble they are having there now. I think it would be perfect for them.
To quote the John Birch Society "Get U.S. out of the UN".

Posted by: Dean on March 12, 2009 09:50 PM

What about all the unpaid parking tickets, etc the "diplomats" at the UN run up in Noo Yawk ? And i'm sure there's lotsa other stuff like that, they conveniently "overlook"...

Posted by: Sandy G. on March 12, 2009 10:06 PM

They don't like what we give them... they can pack up and leave - that's 30 days notice. Get the hell out of our country and find some other place to squat!

Geeze I hate those people.

Posted by: Teresa of Technicalities on March 12, 2009 10:36 PM

That damn orgainization should meet in a Wal-mart parking lot....every other year! Just what the hell have we gotten from belonging to that association of whiners?

Posted by: Mark on March 13, 2009 12:16 AM

o sure wuld luv to have that finger rammed up my ass.

Posted by: haha on March 13, 2009 01:45 AM


"Heavy Metal" animation 1981.

Didn't Cab Driver, Harry Canyon, refer
to the U.N. Building as "low rent housing"?

Help me on this folks.


Posted by: Pete on March 13, 2009 01:59 AM

haha howz manie times doo i haffa tell you to shut the fuck up? i toll yer poppa to shoot his load in the sink butt he jus wuldnt lissen. thats why yur mittle name is bastard. i gis you iz old enough now to now that you are uh butt baby. pleees bastard son uf mine shut the fuck up. you is ambarassingh me.

Posted by: hahas mamma on March 13, 2009 04:09 AM

i sorry momma but i has memories of yu in vietnam getting finger-binged by GI's im sorry your asshole gott blown out but that was the prize yu weer pain. you cunt blame yur grand canyon of a snatch on anyone xcept fo yoselv momma. you iz a ho

Posted by: haha on March 13, 2009 04:25 AM

The term "United Nations" was first used by Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt in the 1942 "Declaration by United Nations".

So, it's funny to read here "We should never have joined the fucking UN in the first place".

what a great sense of history...

There is a 'ceiling' rate, setting the maximum amount any member is assessed for the regular budget. In December 2000, the Assembly revised the scale of assessments to reflect current global circumstances. As part of that revision, the regular budget ceiling was reduced from 25% to 22%. The U.S. is the only member that has met the ceiling.

So, each american pays less than each Japanese, German or French inhabitant...

Posted by: Prosper on March 13, 2009 06:45 AM


If they did their job, we would have never had to go into Iraq. The UN forces should have done that, so not only do we shell out shit loads of cash for them to do thier jobs, but we do it for them.

Useless pieces of shit


Posted by: Bill on March 13, 2009 08:23 AM

Very seriously. There is a simple series of steps
1. Quit and serve the UN official notice.
2. At the same time, declare all UN officials and emplyees Personal Non Grata with the standard 72 hours to depart American soil.
3. Three days later begin arresting and physically expelling all UN individuals who have not departed. Those who attempt to evade and remain are treated as enemy spies, subject to imprisonment or death.
4. Send US troops & marshals to take physical possession of all UN property and records to prevent looting, and promise to send it to a permanent foreign address of the UN's choice at a later date.
5. Before sending, inspect the UN records and archives and document any & all abuses discovered.

Posted by: Rurik on March 13, 2009 09:18 AM

This is how I imagine it goes. [Calling the U.N] "Hello United Nations, how may I help you?" "HELP the dictator of my country is slaughtering women, children and all the men that disagree with him!" "I'm sorry, if this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America"

Posted by: kerrcarto on March 13, 2009 09:19 AM


Are you going to start that the United States does not pay its fair share BS again? Like I posted several times .....Move the whole Goddam bunch of leftwing assholes to France where they would be more welcome.Oh, by the way the money which the United States pays every year can now be paid by France. You could house the UN General Assembly in a phone booth once we & our true friends gone along with our money.

As for America......We could start a legitimate world organization of Democratic Nation`s who would be governed by a set of rule`s & regulation`s to assure meaningful work is accomplished. No more third world Shitholelistans, No more Veto powers for the Totalitarian State`s like Russia or China. No more pissant third world thugs like we have been subjected to for the last 40 years. Membership would be by invitation only ........World Peace American style assisted by it`s true friends. France need not apply.

I am & have been for most of my life a proponent of kicking the United Nations out of the United States & the United States walking out of the United Nations.All they are is a bunch of whiney pissant third world thugs who hate America & love to come to our country & sit in big chairs sucking our our money , our food , our benevolence all the while working against any real progress.

Actually they sound a whole lot like France...Like I said , they would fit in very well with your political system.

We , the United States has done more for the world then all the rest of the world country`s put together. It is time we took care of our needs & future along with those who agree with us & screw the rest. It is time the leeches of this world take care of or fail all on their own.

Posted by: dudley1 on March 13, 2009 10:05 AM

So the UN goes from being run by some crooked, nappy-haired third-world bureaucratic shithead unfit to pass out paper towels in the washroom of a Bourbon Street whorehouse to being run by some slanty-eyed third-world bureaucratic shithead unfit to deliver take-out to a Bourbon Street whorehouse. The UN (Useless Nitwits) is nothing but a left-wing trash heap that sucks up to dictators, tyrants and anti-capitalist envirosocialists. To that asshole Ban Ki-moon and his collection of foreign douchebags I heartily offer up a nice big


Posted by: thatjerryguy on March 13, 2009 10:06 AM

Prosper, once again fails to do his homework and views the world through his white surrender colored glasses. An article came out about the time we went over and kicked Saddam's ass. It was written because at that time, many of us true American Patriots were fed up with the ineffectiveness that is "The U.N." In it, the money's paid to the UN were broken down into costs per person spent. Of course, all countries not USA tried to use that same argument, per person, that we paid less than everyone else. Well then the rest of the story broke apart the entire "budget" of the UN. Turns out that because of where it is physically located (here in the good old USA), and the means in which the UN Functions (there's an oxymoron if I ever saw it "functioning UN") or fails to function, the US spends tons of money (sorry 8 years ago don't remember the numbers) regarding the UN That has nothing to do with the "dues" that Frenchie Mooslimb sympathizers like Prosper failed to account for in their "misaccounting". That being said, we spend exponentially more to that useless fucking organization than any other member.

Posted by: Ray on March 13, 2009 10:36 AM

Hey chink kiss the brown spot (@)Charly Mother Fucker......At 300 meters"""""BANG.........

Posted by: jumpboots187thPIR on March 13, 2009 02:00 PM

Yeah, but, how do you guys REALLY feel ? -Unca Sandy

Posted by: Sandy G. on March 13, 2009 03:13 PM

I agree with the others here. Give the UN 30 days to pack their shit and git. Then, cut off all foreign aid to all but one or two of their member countries (The United Kingdom and Japan being the only two worth the time or effort.) Then take that building the UN is presently occupying and turn it into something useful, like target practice for the next group of Islamo-fascists that want to fly into buildings. That way some Arab country would be paying to have the building demolished so a new parking garage could be built.

Posted by: Scottiebill on March 13, 2009 04:29 PM

You know Denny, what you said about the United Nations and the way you said it was not very nice at all. None of your posters were any better. That was very rude.
Of coarse, this is why GOC is the best place to visit when a guy need a mental lift. You calls 'em likes you see's 'em. And we see's 'em like you calls 'em. Fuck the UN!!

Posted by: Chuck from Tacoma on March 13, 2009 09:08 PM
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