How can you tell when you are done?

No doubt, you'll need an endless supply

Where can this be purhcased?

How can you tell when you are done? The picture will be a more accurate representation of what at least half of our country, number growing rapidly, thinks about the current events and administration .

Nasty! Who wants pre-used toilet paper?

I like the sentiment, but I respect my ass too much.

How can you tell when you're done?

Too funny.

Every 6th sheet should have a picture of Michelle.

I'm about to lose my job due to the end of construction in this decade (or more).

Time to start a business of t.p. with all differant politicians on it.

version 2 should alternate on every sheet Piglosi Reed, Biden, hitlery damn we could fill the entire roll and not repeat anyone.

Those look pre used.

Appropriate comments all :). Not one I disagree with :-).

EVAN!!!

The one on the right looks like a puppy pad we usedta use . . . 'cept the puppy printed on it looked smarter.

That one one the left looks like after a night of heavy drinking and Mexican food...

Ewwwww! I wouldn't let that anywhere near my heinie! Hey, I bet it's charmin and leaves cling-ons. Anyone using that would be afflicted with Barnacle Butt! (the parasitic bastard! where will it end?! Shut up, no pun intended)

At least one of those should be a pic of him with a cigarette in his mouth, because he sure does burn my butt!

(Blast. I think I just blew my formerly lady-like conduct all to hell. I'll try to do better, friends.)

Too funny ! About as good as the Slick Willie $3 bills that were made up back in the day...

Like I'd want that turd anywhere near my ass. And as for the suggestion about all the other rats from Warshington, The idea of Bwarny on one is so scary I may never shit again.

The good part about it is that his new nickname is BS for several obvious reasons, and the fact his name is Barry Soetoro.

I think that's a little disrespectful. I'm not shocked or anything like that but this is too much. The koran or mooslime toilet paper is far better of an idea.
He is the President and my boss. Just a thought.

Is that the new US currency?

Not a practical product because It would be too hard to tell where the asshole ends and the shit begins

Dear Staff Sargeant Dave: A little disrespectful? Son, you may have been gone overseas (or possibly are) serving your country and we thank you to no end for that, so we'll try to understand if you haven't kept up on current affairs; however, having access to the web, that's just not plausible. As you were the 17th person to comment, you undoubtedly read the previous 16 which should have given you a clue of some sort (more than 'just a thought')on how this asswipe has disrespected this country (lied about his campaign promises and then laughed about it on national tv), disrespected his office (lied about the fact that he's a natural-born citizen of this country), disrespected every foreign dignitary he's come in contact with (and didn't even know some of them were no longer in office), disrespected his birth country by lying about his birth certificate(Kenya)and had his own grandmother offed when she was about to reinforce that fact, and disrespected humanity in general (every time he opened his mouth). There isn't room here to continue almost infinitely. Yeah, he's your boss and you have to obey him as Commander-In-Chief. But that sure as hell doesn't mean you have to respect him. He isn't a bad president - he's worse.

When Clinton swore in, I swore out. Unless you want to bear witness to the total reduction of the military, you might want to think about it SSG Dave. Thank you for your service. The Democrats have done much worse to President Bush. Should have complained then too.

Who wants to see that every time you take a little potty break? No way would I ruin my morning poo with that!

Jane, just thank jebus Bawney Fwank isn't on them. That would really ream your bunghole.

SSG Dave Wallach,
I respect your post and the fact that you have respect for "your boss". With that in mind, remember that the rest of us posting that are not active military have a bit of a different view. He IS NOT our boss, actually, we are HIS boss. And we ain't none too happy with the shitty job he's doing thus far. Therefore, as his boss (and the boss of 13 employees here in a "work at will" state where we can pretty much do and say anything we want with regards to employees) we'll keep the pressure on and his bassackwardness in the limelight so those of you in his "employment" that might want to say what you mean, but don't, can just read and silently chuckle a little. Thanks for your service.
Ray

I agree with most of the above...wouldn't want that touchin' my pooper, but I would love to see his smilin' mug in urinals everywhere!...ready...aim...fire!!!

I gotta agree with Tony. The two mugs I never want to see in a urinal are Hillary Clintons and Bwany Fwanks. I'd be too afraid to pull my Johnson out.

Chappy,
You left out accusing the military of killing civilians.

Chappy,
You left out endangering the unborn American children. How can anyone respect this man?

Daddy-O & Claudia, thanks for pitching in...I didn't want to clog the blog by continuing, and my thermostat was gettin' elevated anyway. Good points both!

I voted for Sen. McCain as did most of the Army. I, like a lot of Jews consider myself liberal on social issues and conservative on fiscal and financial issues. I have a strong belief in the 2nd amendment. I enjoy sport shooting and the like. I have a strong national defense mindset. I have respect for anyone who has ever ran for President. I don't want to go to this level. I don't think it's right. This is what the left does all the time. I did'nt mean to piss in anyone's corn flakes. I was just voicing my point is all. Sometimes we need a Carter to get a Reagan. I personally don't care for Pres. Obama's insane policies, but I do respect him as President and the office he holds. We will see what happens. I am not deployed right now. These days I am a Drill SGT at Fort Knox, KY. I have been to i-raq twice. I will be off to Fort Bragg or Germany next. Then most likely to afghanistan a year from now.

I don't have one bit of respect for this turd. He's an empty suit and a royal poser! Perfect candidate for this currenly spoiled generation of celebrity worshippers! I honestly cannot even believe that this POS occupies OUR White House!

SSG Dave, did you forget what Denny's blog was all about?

Pushing the boundaries of bad taste and political incorrectness.

I respect you and thank you for your service to our country, but me thinks you need to lighten up a bit...

SSG Dave,

Honest question for you. As a Jew, how do you justify or explain your support for "liberal" social issues? As far as I can tell, they are always "anti-Israel" and to a certain extent, even "anti-semitic". I could never quite understand the jewish support the libs/socialists/dims have in light of these facts.
Also, would social issues fall under military and defense umbrella as well? If so, then it really makes no sense to me that you would support it, cause you wouldn't have a job if it was up to the lefties.

Ray

Ray: Good question! I have always wondered that as well. SSG Dave, you really would be providing a service by shedding some light on this mystery!

Another question I have is this: How far does the military go in honoring and obeying the Commander in Chief? At what point do you delineate between the office and the person who holds it? Is that even a topic for discussion, or is it verboten? At what point does the decision of an individual to follow his conscience outweigh his pledge to his commanders? In your view, could a soldier be used to suppress a popular American revolt?

If I am being disrespectful to you, I apologize. I suppose it may not be considerate of me to put you on the spot with a question like this, but it is one that has weighed on my mind lately. I see a president who seems to be actively interested in dismantling the Constitution from which his own power presumably emanates. Should he succeed, what would follow?

As far as social issues that I am liberal on, I don't like abortion but I don't give a shit one way or another. I enjoy pornography nothing too crazy though. If someone wants to smoke weed or even crack that's their business. Congratulations go fuck your own life up. None of my fuckin' business. I don't like people forcing religion on others. It's not for me. I love punk rock music and certain hip-hop/rap acts. Wu-Tang Clan comes to mind. The more vile and loaded with foul language the better. I hate welfare with no incentive to get off of it and the whole entitlement culture. I believe whole-heartedly in personal responsibility. I support Israel fully. They took a piece of desert in the middle of nowhere and turned it into a thriving democracy. The IDF are some of the toughest motherfuckers walking the face of the earth.
We don't have to honor the President, but we cannot publicly disparage him either. We have lots of discussions about certain policies/decisions. When the President comes to our post for official visits that is a great honor as a Soldier. I shook hands with President Clinton in Haiti in 1995. I did'nt like most of his policies but I got to shake his hand. He also stayed for evening chow. I missed President Bush by 20 minutes in 2003 in baghdad. He stopped in for Thanksgiving dinner. We were out on patrol that day. I don't think I need to lighten up on this one.