April 06, 2009

Holistic Medicine

Sent to me by Karl.

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in
the mirror and repeat the following sentence three times in succession
when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm
Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Maxine Waters, Corrine Brown, and
Al Gore".

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably
destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public
service.

Posted by denny at April 6, 2009 11:53 AM  
Comments

Thanks - but if I do that in front of my bathroom mirror, I'm too close to the razor blades!

Posted by: John Galt on April 6, 2009 12:23 PM

Methinks this would have a better chance of stopping your heart than loosing your bowels.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on April 6, 2009 01:05 PM

Syrup of ipecac expired and discarded.

Small card with "My financial and personal..."
replaces small brown bottle.

Saved a trip to Walgreens.

Posted by: Brad on April 6, 2009 03:15 PM

Yeah, but how do you turn it off again?

Posted by: PeggyU on April 6, 2009 07:06 PM

Eating the Govt Cheese always does it for me!

Posted by: LisaKay on April 6, 2009 07:12 PM

Happy FOD

Posted by: Jeremy on April 6, 2009 08:24 PM

So soon!? Why yes! Happy FOD to you too! :)

Posted by: PeggyU on April 6, 2009 09:00 PM

Lessee...Who can JugHaid go insult next ? Why don't he go see Pope Ratzinger, & tell him a few Nazi jokes...An' have Michelle plop on Ratzinger's lap, grind her booty a few times, & then plant a big, wet kiss on his lips...We might even get us a new Pope than, 'cause he'd have a stroke...

Posted by: Sandy G. on April 6, 2009 09:26 PM

Okay!!

Enough already! I getting a little tired of all this doom-crying cause the Dems are in power in DC.

I mean,,OOPS! I'll be right back. When ya gotta go ya gotta go.

Pe,,,,,,,,

Posted by: Pete on April 6, 2009 11:18 PM

What a great weight loss idea! Everytime I think of Michelle "Diva" O'Bambi trying to neck with Her Royal Majesty, I toss my cookies.

Posted by: Jane Austen on April 7, 2009 11:04 AM
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