May 20, 2009

More Wanda Sykes' Humor

As we found out a while back, it is funny to wish that people would die. After all, Wanda Sykes said that she hoped Rush Limbaugh would die of kidney failure and Jug Hussein Ears laughed. Holy crap! I thought that was so hilarious, that I posted some jokes hoping people would die.

So in that vein, Ralph Gizzip sent me his version of some Wanda Sykes' humor.



I'm expecting the Secret Service to show up any minute now. If I stop blogging, you'll know why.

Posted by denny at May 20, 2009 03:55 PM  

Now That's funny!

Posted by: Michele on May 20, 2009 04:42 PM


Posted by: Tina on May 20, 2009 04:43 PM

Damnit Ralph you beat me to it. I was going to photoshop a noose into that picture. Ya know, in the spirit of comedy and all.

Posted by: kerrcarto on May 20, 2009 05:13 PM

funny shit!

Kerrcarto dont forget the burning cross in the backround!

Posted by: greg on May 20, 2009 08:08 PM

Now that's just funny right there! Nicely done Ralph...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 20, 2009 08:21 PM

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on May 20, 2009 09:12 PM

well done Ralph

Posted by: patrick on May 20, 2009 09:57 PM

Wait a minute.

The Robes are the wrong color and they forgot their hoods!

Posted by: Toejam on May 21, 2009 12:11 AM

"I'm expecting the Secret Service to show up any minute now"

They will just search your house and interview you for 30 minutes.

Posted by: B....... on May 21, 2009 06:05 AM

Hey Denny! Denny? Denny? Denny?? Oh, Shit!!!!

Posted by: Chappy on May 21, 2009 11:31 AM

Now the kenyan baby killer is going to transport the al-qaeda prisoners from gitmo TO NEW YORK! I wonder if they will release them with cash and c-4?

Posted by: fubar on May 21, 2009 12:05 PM

You need an undisclosed location, Denny - I hear that somehwere around Annapolis there is a bunker not being used, now that Biden has outed the VP hiding place.

Posted by: Jane Austen on May 21, 2009 12:44 PM

Maybe the Kommissar could paraphrase Nathan Hale here.

"I only regret that I have so few babies to give up for my country."

Posted by: Scottiebill on May 21, 2009 02:04 PM

What's funnier is that my kids didn't get it.

Posted by: Kelly on May 22, 2009 11:12 AM

I didn't find it funny.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 22, 2009 06:06 PM

Obama is evicting the Katrina deadbeats! LOL

Posted by: fubar on May 22, 2009 07:53 PM

Dkelsmith - Yet Obama thought it was funny that Rush Limbaugh should die of kidney disease. Just proving a point here. If death is funny to the left, it should be funny to the right.

Posted by: Denny on May 22, 2009 11:07 PM

Replace JHE with Kerry, Gore, Clinton, Kennedy, Reid, Peloci, Wright, Feinstein, Boxer or any of the usual suspects and it would be just as funny to me.

It's not about the color of one's skin as much as the attitude that goes with it.

Paste any high profile libturd's face on JHE and I would find that just as funny. It has nothing to do with race.

Again, nicely done Ralph...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 23, 2009 04:03 AM

No sense in debating Denny. We will always disagree on this one. I didn't think it was funny when Wanda Sykes did her bit. He laughed, but very few people would disagree that he seemed uncomfortable by some things. The hint at lynching by the comic, and the comments about burning crosses and hoods by other fans was a little much I thought. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 24, 2009 01:34 AM

C'mon Dlelsmith. Lighten up. The Sykes bit didn't ruffle my feathers at all because I am cool with those surrounding me. Obviously it ruffled yours.

Why do yours get ruffled? It's a joke. Try laughing once in a while instead of taking it personally.

Do you think you're the only "victim" of racism? Think again man. Try growin up in Chula Juana surrounded by everyone against you dude, and then try again.

You wont see or hear that reality on the news but yes, I've been a "victim" of racism too. I have. It's a two-way street man whether you want to admit it or not.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 24, 2009 04:10 AM

@ CharlieDelta,

Point out when I said I was "a" or "the only" victim of racism, CD. The fundamental difference between you and I is not the fact that things we see in the media make us mad, it is the way we respond, I don't use the quasi-anonymity of the internet to say or do things I would not in public. What is amazing though is how the dislike of President Obama expands to so specific of an area to heap on the jokes. How you want to protest the President and your policies is your business, I just added a comment with a differing opinion. Don't take that as having "my feathers" ruffled anymore than yours are ruffled because I don't agree with you.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 24, 2009 07:24 AM

Dkelsmith - I didn't think either joke was funny. I thought long and hard about posting this. What I was sarcastically demonstrating in this poor taste visual (remember I push the boundaries of bad taste and political incorrectness) as I did on my other post of Wanda Sykes humor is the double standard. It's all right for liberals to make these kinds of jokes (Remember Alec Baldwin saying that we should go down to Henry Hyde's house and stone him and his family during the Clinton impeachment?) but when conservatives do it, it's a no no. Just like it was OK for the left to say really incredibly rotten things about Bush and the Bush daughters, even comparing Bush to curious George, but somehow Obama is off limits. As I've said before, I will treat JHE with the same respect that the left treated GWB. I will, however, not compare him to a chimp as the left did with GWB. I will also not hope that he dies of a heart attack like the left did with Cheney. I will also not hope he gets assassinated as the left did with Bush. Even I have some standards of decency.

Posted by: Denny on May 24, 2009 04:46 PM

Dkelsmith, I'll concede that. You never claimed to be "a" or "the only" vicitim of racism. I concede.

I just find it funny that when a "joke" is made about your president of choice you "don't find it funny". Like I said, it wouldn't matter to me if this was Feinstein, Pelosi, Reid or any one of those socialist assholes. This is funny. Skin color doesn't matter much to me. It's the attitude that goes with it! Apparently is does ruffle yer feathers because you never commented when the shoe was on the other foot.

As far as your "quasi-anonymity of the internet" comment goes, you can pound sand man. I'm the same in person as I am on the internet. I don't need to hide behind the monitor. I hold true to my convictions. Do you?

Maybe you should look in the mirror and make that same statement? Get back to me when you figure it out.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 25, 2009 12:42 AM

I can "pound sand"? Let me put it to you this way, CD, I am more up front and to the point about things when I am speaking to someone face to face. I hold true to my feelings, I just convey them in a respectful way.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 25, 2009 08:53 AM


I believe you. I really do. You can put what you want on your site, and I think as long as I post comments in the way that I have that I am not breaking the rules of your site. Believe it or not, even though either I am thought of or portray myself as a radical on here, I am thought of a right-wing military robot on other sites.

The only thing that I can think is surprising is despite the fact that this site pushes the boundaries, as was your intent. It seems that my statements, no matter how short and respectful in tone are sometimes the lightning rod. Even though the original my mind...was worse. Just my thoughts though. Sorry about Atlanta, BTW, I ended up catching up with my cousin and my Aunt on my free night.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 25, 2009 08:58 AM

Dkelsmith - And I'm glad you do comment on this site. I enjoy your view on things. I think the more rowdy of my commenters get a little carried away with those who have dissenting positions. You follow the rules, unlike most of the commenters from the other side, like Haha and Socialist Sally. What's funny about them is they get all pissed off at me when I enforce the rules of this site. Socialist Sally managed to figger out how to use another IP address and immediately broke the rules. Amazing! I expect to get another e-mail from her accusing me of hypocrisy for doing exactly what I said I was gonna do just like I did when I banned her last time. She turned into a troll, and trolls are not welcome on this site.

I too am sorry we didn't hook up. I was looking forward to meeting you. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Denny on May 25, 2009 01:53 PM
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