We should mail these signs to Cuba, Afghanistan, North Korea, Iran, Pakistan, and so on...just so they remember who they are dealing with.
Posted by: evan on May 27, 2009 03:27 PMLOL! Looks like my mom's place :)
Posted by: PeggyU on May 27, 2009 03:35 PMI need a few portable ones to circle my campsite with the next time I go camping, except it will have to be translated to Espanol.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 27, 2009 03:44 PMspeaking of no trespassing...
I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .
It's too good not to pass along. The conversation went something like this...
Air Defense Radar: "Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself."
Aircraft: "This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace."
Air Defense Radar: "You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!"
Aircraft: "This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!"
Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence).
Posted by: peter on May 27, 2009 08:07 PMEvan, Hell, I'm not even sure who they are dealing with anymore. Me thinks we aren't going to get a rise out of this administration until someone parks a nuke on one of our shores. I'm beginning to think this past week is just the beginning of these "axis of evil" (remember how Bush was castigated for calling them this. The man was a FUCKING genius you lib/dims/socialists) actions to see how far they can push before we push back.
Posted by: Ray on May 27, 2009 09:34 PMIn the background you will see those round bales of hay. I heard that they are making those illegal. they think that every cow should have a square meal.... THANK YOU GOC!! Tip your waitress and try the veal!!
Posted by: patrick on May 27, 2009 10:39 PMI was going to take up beekeeping to keep the neighbors from cutting thru-I like this sign better!
Posted by: LisaKay on May 27, 2009 11:26 PMpeter:
I read that in my Marine Air Wing newsletter back 'round 2001; is that what you are referring to?
Posted by: DanS. on May 28, 2009 12:50 AMGood gracious! Patrick got into the pun-ch!!!
Posted by: PeggyU on May 28, 2009 01:58 AMToejam's dream!
At 67 years of age, Toejam married Carrie Prejean, the lovely 25 year old Miss California.
Since her new husband was so old, Carrie decided that after their wedding she and Toejam should have separate bedrooms, because she was concerned that her new but aged husband might over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Carrie prepared herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opened and there was Toejam, her 67 year old groom, ready for action.
They united passionately as one.
All went well, Toejam took leave of his bride, and she prepared to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Carrie heard another knock on her bedroom door, and it was Toejam again.
Again he was ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Carrie consented for more coupling.
When the newlyweds were done, Toejam kissed his bride, bid her a fond goodnight and left.
She was set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Toejam was back again, rapping on the door, and was as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'
And, once again they enjoyed each other.
But as Toejam got set to leave again, his young bride said to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Toejam.'
Toejam, somewhat embarrassed, turned to Carrie and said:
....... “You mean I've been here already?”
I'd prefer a land mine warning...
in Hebrew.
Ray, I agree wholeheartedly. Maybe we should send one of those signs to pelosi, nobama, etc, etc, etc,...sure, send one to wanda sykes as well. Her f-ing voice makes my ears f-ing bleed.
Posted by: evan on May 28, 2009 07:02 PM