You can learn from blonds. First 3 lessons for a blond;

How to put a car into park.

How to put the "Do not Disturb" sign on a Motel room door.

How to turn the cell phone off.

Pete

When you don't think how silly you look, you also must be blond. Don't roll the windows down more than 2 or three inches, the dog will get cross ventilation and will be alive when the police get there to arrest you for leaving the dog alone.
Anmal laws are getting really silly.

"Anmal laws are getting really silly."

Correct Jim.

Remember, NEVER...EVER...swat a fly in front of a news camera!

Evidence shows even Blondes aren't that stoooopid!

Denny, regarding the Camp Blownstar get-together, I'm planning on attending. I have my a/c equipped pop-up camper with a toilet!
And my Scottish terrier Little Bit will be with me...
Where I go, he goes.
Now, I need to point out something to everyone here.
Little Green Footballs, owned by that fascist POS libtard Charles "Nancy" Johnson, has become a liberal site.
Chuckle's San Francisco liberal leanings have been exposed for all to see.
So, those of us banned for not being liberals started www.littlegreenfootballs2.com and if you've noticed we link to Denny's site.
I post as Bob in Breckenridge.

BTW, by us using "www.littlegreenfootballs2.com", it pisses off Chuckles "the dancing liberal clown" Johnson and his ass-kissing Psycho-phants every day. And that's why we use it.

Dear Rob Cooper,

I love it!! I'll be a regular visitor to LGF2.....(HEH) I bet ole Charles gets his attorney to send you a threatening letter. Forward it to Governor Schwartznegger, he's a big Liberal fan.

I was banned from LGF by wacko Johnson after only 3-days from my signing up.

And I didn't really do anything except joke around and throw in a few naughty words like I do on Denney's site.

OH SHIT.....

Denney please don't ban me!

Yea, you can throw me into the briar patch, but please don't ban me.

By the way:

Post-It frig Note from a blonde to her roommate:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.

They said the Pabst beer is normal.

I didn’t even know you liked beer.

Toejam, I've got you beat! I was banned after only ONE comment. I had commented on the "The Chosen One's" birth certificate and the controversy surrounding his hidden records. His zombie followers went nuts and that was that! A very proud moment in my life. Poor Chuckie. A legend in his own mind.

I got banned from Little Green Football after about a week for commenting about a movie I saw. The Libs on the site disagreed with my assessment went ballistic, and I was banned.

Rob - Charles was a Dimocrat before 9/11 so it is only natural that as 9/11 recedes he started going back to his liberal roots.

Have you told SuperGirl that you are coming to Blownstar?

Hey JerseyJerry,

Where in the Garden State you from?

I grew up in Haworth, NJ 07641 (Bergen County)

and

Spent most of my working life in Hackensack, NJ 07601 (Bergen County)

Got me a condo in Manalapan, NJ 07726 (Monmouth County) now, but I'm usually on the road since I retired.

Toejam,
Born in Perth Amboy 62 years ago and have been living in Somerset since 1972. Still fairly rural out here, but that's changed quite a bit in the last 37 years. Actually, I'm about a mile off of 287. Seriously looking to get out, but the wife still has family in the Metuchen area. I work freelance as a television broadcast engineer a few days a week, so I'm not actually fully retired yet. We should get Jimbo from PRS to see if we "Joisey Guys" can meet for a Jersey Breakfast one morning! ;-)

Thanks for the feedback JerseyJerry.

I'm 67 and retired from Verizon.

My deceased brother-in-law was from Perth Amboy and worked for FMC Chemicals in Carteret.

It's a small world.