Dr. Ray sent me this. It's how doctors feel about the stimulus porkulus package.
Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package....
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
*lol*
Posted by: pdwalker on June 22, 2009 12:15 AMup until this I used to like Ray.
Posted by: patrick on June 22, 2009 12:17 AMFinally a good one
thanks Ray
The audiologists would not hear of it.
The nutritionists couldn't stomach the idea.
The nephrologists did not want to see it rejected.
The hematologists couldn't decide if it was positive or negative.
The onocologists said it had real growth potential.
Posted by: Brad on June 22, 2009 01:40 AMAnd the psychoanalysts hoped that by applying Freudian logic they could change it!
Posted by: Toejam on June 22, 2009 02:08 AMUs Veterinarians just want to euthanize it.
"Us Veterinarians just want to euthanize it."
PETA's gonna get you for that, Ray!
Posted by: Toejam on June 22, 2009 08:05 AMRay, is it a broken horse, or a mad dog?
Shame on the proctologists. They are, after all, the ones who take care of hemorrhoids and assorted other pains in the asses of which I'm sure we all agree congress qualifies.
One thing for sure, no matter how hard you try, getting screwed up the ass is not productive.
Yeah Toejam, well if they don't get me for that comment, then the few million fire ants I killed this weekend and the few dozen flies I crushed during my Father's day lunch will really push them to protesting at my front door.
Ray
As someone who worked as a nurse in a county hospital for 15 years, let me tell you how the REAL people who work for a living - that is, the nurses and assocaited ancillary personnel - feel about this:
IT SUCKS. We'll be taking care of more people, delivering less care, and making minimum wage, shouldering more resonponsiblity, and taking all of the blame.
WAKE UP, folks, THIS IS SOCIALISM / COMMUNISM at it's best!!!!!
Posted by: Jane Austen on June 24, 2009 09:27 AM