This one is from Richard.
A man was married and happy, but he had one complaint. His wife was always nursing sick birds. One day, he came home to find a robin coughing in the living room. In the dining room, a bluebird had its wing in a sling. He went to the kitchen, where he found his wife cuddling a half-frozen bird. "We've got to get these #*@#! birds out of here," he yelled. Replied his wife, "Please, dear,
no bad language in front of the chilled wren."
Either I duck, or flap my wings at this pun...
Posted by: Claudia on June 28, 2009 11:55 PMI don't give a hoot anymore. We're pun-ished every week. No nest for the wicked!
Posted by: Claudia on June 29, 2009 12:04 AMThat was cuckoo!
Posted by: William Miller on June 29, 2009 02:07 AMwhat happened to the Coughin Robin????
Did they give him some RobinAC
(Have to be a Pharmacist willing to reach to get this)
Aaah, I bet his language wasn't suitable for use in front of a myna either.
Posted by: joated on June 29, 2009 07:16 AMPlease sparrows any more like that. They are getting too hard to swallow.
Posted by: Past Your Eyes on June 29, 2009 07:59 AMSounds like she's a dimocrap, "It's for the CHILLDREN."
Posted by: emdfl on June 29, 2009 08:43 AMWhat about the ill eagles?
Posted by: Rurik on June 29, 2009 09:01 AMOnce cured, the avian flew.
Posted by: Ryan on June 29, 2009 05:40 PM