Can't stop laughing....:))))))))))) Thanks, Denny!
Posted by: Claudia on July 23, 2009 11:22 PMGolden showers can be fun. Depends who the pee-er is.
I recently asked Erin Andrews to pee on me (heh).
But, she said she'd love to, but she didn't have the time cause she was late for a photo shoot.
If you're lookin to get sprayed my advice is:
1) Go to a bar.
2) Look for a cute chick, who exhibits signs of seeking a little excitement and is willing to experiment. (little rose tattoos on the upper breast are a good example or a lady who brags about the thrill she got from her recent bikini waxing).
3) Feed her copious amounts of beer. Ya can't travel too far on half a tank.
4) Be up front, don't mince words. Tell her straight up....."You're the finest, sexiest woman I've ever met. I bet you could write your name in the snow and dot the "i" from 20-feet. Want to try and dot my "eye"?
You got to love Calvin.......
Posted by: greg on July 24, 2009 01:46 AMTinkle, tinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the sky so high,
You make us think that you can fly.
In-spite of what you've said so far,
You're just a Commie Commissar.
Pete
It's about time he got some color in his skin...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 24, 2009 02:25 AMThe kenyan lets toes do it to him all the time.
Posted by: fubar on July 24, 2009 02:56 AMReminds me of that Monty Python bit:
Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.
I ... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Your Majesty is like a dose of clap.
Before you arrive - before you arrive is pleasure, and after is a pain in the dong.
Posted by: PeggyU on July 24, 2009 04:22 AMWhere are the justice brothers on this one ? They have let almost an entire 24 hr news cycle slip by. Prolly see them crop up today is my guess .
Posted by: Darrell G on July 24, 2009 08:43 AMYou know what would go real nice with that piss? A good healthy shit.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on July 24, 2009 10:04 AMbtphfffff.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
It's funny because he's peeing...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Oh, man...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAHAHAHAHaahhahahahah...ha...ha...oh...ahahahaha...ha...
Thanks.
Posted by: wtf on July 24, 2009 11:45 AMYour boy is dropping like a rock in the polls. Ain't that a pisser? Who's laughing now?
http://tinyurl.com/5tnd2b
har har
Posted by: fubar on July 24, 2009 12:05 PMSomeone ought to make that into a bumper sticker. I'd buy several and give them to my friends and family.
Posted by: Scottiebill on July 24, 2009 02:23 PMMore kenyan troubles:
http://tinyurl.com/n9bkfn
From Dick.
And you notice that he is always smiling even when he is screwing us when
Posted by: Charlie B on July 24, 2009 10:00 PM