...holy shit....if this is the mindset (or lack thereof) of the present generation....run for the hills.

How did I guess this was in Santa Cruz, CA? She probably has a BA in "Organic Veggie Tree Horticulture" from UC Santa Cruz.

Do you realize that someone actually has to feed and clothe this person?

jesusmaryandjoseph

They walk among us.

WE'RE FUCKED!

That gave me a headache.

Um...what? Could you repeat that?

ACORN?

Yup...

like, yannow, um, like yannow, and the union like, uh vegetable trees. like, yannow, bitchin.

her mouth is for something, like not talking, like yannow um um

I think CA has just found it's new governor...

That's 2 minutes and 34 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

They walk among us.

WE'RE FUCKED!

Posted by Toejam at July 25, 2009 02:25 AM

She needs one of those t-shirts that says "I wish these were brains."

And sadly, her vote counts just as much as yours or mine.

I get it!

She is the Saturday BOOBage -- a day early.

She saw a catalpa tree once and thought those were green beans. A modern day wonder she is, a hundred years ago she would have forgotten to breathe and died.

She reminds me of some of my former students; both middle school and high school ... yaknow.

Some of my brain cells committed suicide after listening to that crap.

I am on the east coast, where are my slaves?

OMG, there is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with public education in general and California in specific.

like omg we could totally like make stuff and sell it. whatta genius idea. unbelievable. the guy behind her looks dumbfounded.

MoK said it and we should remember it

her vote counts as much as Mine!
go further her vote counts as much as the farmers that feed that stupid mouth

Three thoughts:

1. She did say the Bush administration was good.

2. She's little chunky but the with the nice rack she has I can overlook that, but the next time she needs to wear a white shirt. Nothing, I mean nothing enhances a nice rack like a white shirt. Tank top preferably. And no bra.

3. I would have paid more attention if she gave her speech topless.

I think I'll go take a nap now.

Jeeeesuuus Chriiist!!! We are most fucked!

I think she was channeling that beauty contestant (not the one for same sex marrage) from about 6 months ago.

Oh yea. I want some of what she is smoking.

As soon as I saw "Santa Cruz", I knew how it was gonna turn out...no surprise there.

She has the inside track to being appointed to the position of Agriculture Czar. Totally.

We need the food because it's good and stuff; and organic food is good also...

Because it's good and stuff? BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!I really like how she threw in "also" to make herself sound like an ambulance chasing intellect.

Sally, your "partner" just got her "15 minutes of fame" in yer honor.

You better let her do the pitching tonight. She already told me that you love playing catcher...

Even the little girl in the background is fucking bored of the "ummmmms" and "stuff" and the bullshit hippy rhetoric that never makes sense. Check out the WTF look on her face! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Sally, you better tell yer partner that if she's putting little kids to sleep than she's putting yer party to sleep. Afterall, you are the party of crying, diapers and tantrums.

Even little kids are bored with you and your buddy's rhetoric. That should tell you something...

Is Santa Cruz closed to you CD? Maybe if you met her, you could correct some of her speech impediments. Poor girl...Probably never spoke with someone with brains.How would she know? A few hours with you, and she might smarten up.

Sweet Baby Jesus! No wonder all y'all call us the Land of Fruits & Nuts. In our defense -- she's probably a trust-fund baby from Ann Arbor. How absolutely appalling! Eeeessh. Thanks for sharing!! I think. As a third generation Californian, I hope I can say that she doesn't speak for us all!!!!!

Marianne-
She speaks for herself and that's the icing on the cake...

Three words.

Public School Education

Enough said...

Out in California Dreaming....Sits a Valley girl singing Don`t sit under the Vegetable Tree, a salad will be falling all over you!

Jimbo....Um,She does not qualify for like agricultural Czar, Aah..She obviously never held a neat job & Ummm,accordingly never cheated on her taxes. Bitchen! Aah really...you know Um what I`m sayin?

Recently reading about the ignorance for rural America at the turn of the last century & comparing it to the stupidity of the average American voter of today, I made the observation todays idiots were not any smarter just better educated. I was wrong , I doubt any of the ignorant from that bygone rural America would ever think vegetables grew on tree`s.......But you could sell them the Brooklyn Bridge!

"It'll last forever..." Good Gawd Amighty..."I'm So Stupid, I'm Oh-So Stupid...."

Welcome back Denny, I saw this over at trailmix's blog and Rob was right I'd have paid more attention if she'd been topless. Oh and by the way I went to a California public school and I turned out all right so we can't completely blame the school system, of course I went during the 70's. On another note WTF is a vegetable tree?? I don't remember learning about those when I was a FFA member, maybe I skipped that day.

I can't believe so many of you are surprised. When was the last time one of you tried to speak to a young American female, age ranging from about 14-24? And NO CD--I'm talking about that kind of "talking." I mean just common conversation.

"I was like and she was like and I was like, Oh my God. I was like and she was like...[insert infinity]

I can't understand them. They always have cell phones clamped against their heads 24/7, staring into the mirror, running their mouths, babbling nonsense, etc.

Okay, okay, okay. YES, they are beautiful, but why can't we turn this shit off? Doesn't she have quarter slots behind her ears? A power cord? Something?

Marksman2000-
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Where the fuck have you been?

I know what you're talking about with the, "I was like..." (insert retard speak) crap. I live it every day. If I'm talking to a dumbass who "talks" like that I respond with the same but x 10. Usually they walk away and STFU, which is good...

Claudia-
Santa Cruz is 'far' but not far enough away... This whole state should be flushed down the crapper, and I mean immediately!

Santa Cruz can kiss my white conservative ass!