Amy sent me this article.
WASHINGTON, DC (WUSA)--It's a dog-eat-dog world out there when Fido wants to "play" and Fluffy wants no part of it.
I've met a few Fluffies in my life. Damn bitches!
Well, Fido has a new toy available to him to alleviate his pent-up sexual frustrations: the DoggieLoveDoll.
Holy crap! What will they think of next? A dildo for Fluffy?
Made in Brazil by Petsmiling, the company, which also has offices in Miami, says this is the first dog sex toy.
Nothing like being on the bleeding edge.
"Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives," says a company press release.
Do you have one for BJ Clinton? He's nailed a bunch of dogs in his time.
Made of soft rubber, the toy comes in 3 sizes--small, medium and large. It also comes with a tube of water-based lubricant to "increase the useful life of the doll."The small toy will set Fido's owner back $85; the medium costs $110 and the large goes for $135.
It may be safe to say, if the DoggieLoveDoll does its "thing" your friends will be happier--no more Fido humping their leg.
Catfish came up with a cure for that, but that's a topic for another post.
As Marco Giroto, the owner of Petsmiling says, "During the doll's test period with a few canines, including the Maltese, "Flock" (the company owner's dog responsible for the idea), the pets showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation. In other words, the dogs live a better life, satisfying their repressed sexuality, in some cases for many years."
So if you love your male dog, get him one of these. It's all about quality of life.
Posted by denny at July 30, 2009 04:41 PMA dog with a dildo. Now that's an image I won't get rid of for a while.
Posted by: kerrcarto on July 30, 2009 05:02 PMkerrcarto, you must have missed the Blownstar telling of the 'Catfish cure' for leg humping dogs - that is a mental image you can't erase.
Posted by: Jackie D on July 30, 2009 05:35 PMSee what y'all miss by not attending blodgemeets? Jackie D knows the Catfish cure because she was at Camp Blownstar.
Posted by: Denny on July 30, 2009 05:46 PMProbably a cover for the beastiality set. Who is gonna lube that thing up after the dog uses it? Hhhhmmmmm.
Posted by: phthaloblu on July 30, 2009 06:46 PMPaging Ron White.
Here's an opportunity for Sluggo to become even more famous as a celebrity spokesdog ("Your dog wants a happy ending, too").
Posted by: armadillo on July 30, 2009 08:26 PMHere's a picture of The DoggieLoveDoll.
Posted by: B....... on July 31, 2009 02:19 AMOh, and don't overlook the comments at the above link. Here's one:
Seriously! Can't we keep our perversion to our own species at least? Now we have to bring others into our realms of sickness. Yikes!
Posted by: B....... on July 31, 2009 03:53 AMAll forms of perversion are ok with gays, I mean libs.
Posted by: fubar on July 31, 2009 09:32 AM