I may have posted this one before. I originally heard this as a drunk joke. Got it from Mike.
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asked, "What the heck' s going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered... "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"
Posted by denny at August 1, 2009 12:03 AMYep, a rerun, but it's an oldie but a goodie!
Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 31, 2009 11:30 PMA good one!
Posted by: Claudia on July 31, 2009 11:36 PMSince "double deckers" were fairly common in Dublin (Ireland) till about 15-years ago I heard this as an Irish joke.
You know the kind; like:
Paddy O'Reilly sat in a Belfast confessional. He spoke softly: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!"
The priest grinned and replied: "Tis all right, my son," admonished the priest. "For penance, do the stations!"
If you ain't Catholic and don't understand ask a Catholic friend.
Posted by: Toejam on August 1, 2009 02:57 AMToejam - A good one!
Posted by: Claudia on August 1, 2009 10:37 AMBlondes on top and brunettes below? I thought for sure a cutains/carpet mismatch joke was coming.
Posted by: Doorgunner on August 2, 2009 09:49 AM