From Thomas.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She accepted the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to threaten her with what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't always as dumb as most folks think
Posted by denny at August 22, 2009 12:03 AMNice!
Posted by: Rusto on August 22, 2009 03:12 AMSome blondes are beyond dumb.
Many years ago I met a young lady by the name of Lucy in a North Jersey meat factory called The crow's Nest. Lucy, as it turned out was a REAL blonde. I'm not an artist but after Lucy and I got friendler I discovered how well the colors light yellow and pink complemented each other.
Anyway back to the gist of my tale. One afternoon after a real steamy, loin-pounding, toe-currling love session we were laying side by side recovering from a feat every bit as stressful as climbing Mt. Everest backwards.
Lucy turned her head and in a lusty voice whispered I think I love you.
That folks was NOT what I wanted to hear, so in order to change the subject slightly I muttered to her: WOW, Lucy I had the best and longest climax ever thanks to you. I hope you had a killer climax too.
Lucy turned to me with a really puzzled look in her myopic eyes and slowly uttered: What's a Climax?
TRUE STORY, circa 1977....!!)
Betcha that blonde "flight attendant" works for South-West Airlines
If I was the attorney I would have raised my hand and said:
You know sweetheart I'm glad I had the pleasure of leaving my crabs in your pot. And in a few days the whole fleet of South-West airlines will be performing aerobatics after the pilots get their share.
Posted by: Toejam on August 22, 2009 09:09 AMSounds like something a typewriter repairman might come up with....
Posted by: Copierguy on August 22, 2009 03:51 PMPerhaps Toejam, if you had serviced her half as well as you think you did, she might have found out?
Posted by: pdwalker on August 24, 2009 05:45 AM