It's not really a pun, but I love Pearls Before Swine so I'm posting it today.

You can cuss the gust that thrust the discuss all you want but this fuss in not enough to minus the toss
Posted by: ty guy on August 24, 2009 02:00 AMPlease ty guy,
Don't be discourtious in discharging
your discomfit.
Discreet discipline is paramount in the discountenance of discommodious discourse.
Posted by: Toejam on August 24, 2009 02:34 AMAre u Dis..ing me
Posted by: ty guy on August 24, 2009 03:41 AMIt's discouraging to be so disconnected with some of Denny's disciples. Sad discovery!
Posted by: Claudia on August 24, 2009 09:59 AM"Are u Dis..ing me"
No way ty guy.
I didn't mean to discombobulate you.
I'm only being discriminatorily discreet!
Posted by: Toejam on August 24, 2009 11:58 AMClaudia and ToeJam ... you 2 have a bad DisEase
Posted by: ty guy on August 25, 2009 12:29 AMty guy - I'm DisEngaged...
Posted by: Claudia on August 25, 2009 03:49 AM