From CharlieB.
Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3 x 5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out.
Joe wrote: "The office workers should all be given raises!"
When he looked at Frank's card, it said: "Can we all have raises, and keys to the executive washroom, and personal secretaries, and new company cars, and new coffee cups, and longer lunch breaks, and an extra three weeks vacation each year, and a holiday on St. Patrick's Day, and Columbus Day and Martin Luther King's Birthday?"
Joe said, "Frank, that isn't the right way of getting things changed around here.
You shouldn't put all of your begs in one ask-it."
Posted by denny at August 31, 2009 12:00 AMNot Bad!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on August 31, 2009 12:27 AMOh, that one bytes a lot. Watt a way to start a weak end and new month.
Posted by: Heltau on August 31, 2009 12:30 AMGaah! Well, gotta say, I didn't see that one coming. That makes it more of a good'n.
Doesn't matter if I'ma blonde this time, IMO. :-)
"You shouldn't put all of your begs in one ask-it."
AND,
The American people are currently telling president Obama: "Don't put all your Socialist demands in one HealthCare basket."
Toejam, that was worse than the original pun, which was bad enough to begin with. ROFL!!!!!
Posted by: Paul on August 31, 2009 01:02 PMI don't know Paul.
I thought it was pretty good.
But to each his/her own.
Posted by: Toejam on September 1, 2009 12:09 AMIf I understand it, it's good....
Posted by: Claudia on September 1, 2009 09:32 AMI understand Mary Jo`s family had one request for Floater`s funeral ....Fill the casket with water!!
Posted by: dudley1 on September 1, 2009 11:16 AMFloater Funnies.....
Mary Jo`s family had one request for Swimmer`s funeral.....Fill the casket with water!
Posted by: dudley1 on September 1, 2009 11:17 AMWhy,why do I keep reading these?
Posted by: Squeak on September 1, 2009 09:54 PM