Thanks for the warning. I'd be concerned it contained something very detrimental and downright hazardous. Like a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

Sounds like a hard-off to me.

She does have some pretty big titties though.

She`s got her bra stuffed with 100 dollar bills she stole from the treasury. Unlike William "Cold Cash" Jefferson who was stashing his loot in the freezer , Nancy does not think anyone will be investigating her rack anytime soon.

Paul, that's just nasty. If I witnessed that atrocity I would have to gouge out my eyes and set them on fire.

A doctor, receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

"If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't
open it....

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi."

EEEewwwwww! Only Pelosi could singelhandedly kill porn.

Whore of Horrors! Little play on words there...but not much.

As my ol' friend Jim says, "Enuff to gag a Maggot offa Gut Wagon..." (grin)

She's so ugly that al-Qaeda has issued a directive to all its operatives:

Under no circumstances should you behead Nancy Pelosi.

That would give aid and comfort to the American infidels.

I've seen that picture.

Barely enough meat for picnic fried.

Forget stuffing and roasting for Sunday dinner.

Best bet is my Gramma's Church Social Chicken Loaf;

"Start with an old hen, (loaded with Gelatin),
cut up, cover with water and stew for...."

The rest is secret.

Pete

You guys got it all wrong. Madam Speeker needs a Hot Beef Red State injection! Set her straight. She won't be worried no mo bout no public option. She be thinking about the trousah option!