Another really bad one from Richard.
Susie knew she had hit the jackpot when she found a four-leaf clover. Everything went right for her. She found a great boyfriend. She got a great job. And it hardly ever rained.
Then one day, she left the clover in clothes that went to the dry cleaner. It was still there when she retrieved the clothes. But it had been flattened. Her luck immediately turned rotten. She lost her boyfriend and the job. And she was caught in one storm after another. Finally, she complained to her dad.
"It's like I always tell you," he said.
"Never press your luck!"
After reading that,
I think I've been rolled over in the clover and taken to the cleaners!
Posted by: Toejam on September 13, 2009 11:41 PMIt was flattend very early last November now wasn't it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on September 13, 2009 11:43 PMAnd she probably lost her $10 million lawsuit.
Posted by: Blondie on September 14, 2009 06:36 AMIn the interest of driving safety , I ordered a set of emergency flashing light`s at a Democratic Party Fund Raiser to use If I had a breakdown on the highway........ Sure enough I had a flat tire on the interstate & pulled over on the berm to wait for AAA & setup my emergency flashing lights in back of my vehicle to warn traffic.
Right away traffic slowed down & people begin to honk their horns & yell out the window applauding my warning lights. Then a State Trooper pulled up & I could see he was not a happy camper.
He wanted to know why I had card board cutout`s of Ted Kennedy & Barney Frank which were very lifelike & naked with flashing red light`s.
I said ......I am surprised you did not recognize my emergency flashers!
Posted by: dudley1 on September 15, 2009 02:58 PM