September 27, 2009

I'm Back

I had a great week. I would have posted more, but after a full day of diving and a nice meal (Bonaire has some really good restaurants), I was tired. Also, the connectivity at the resort really sucked this year. The few times I did get on I had lots of network timeouts.

We were a little bit worried about getting back to Atlanta at a decent hour. With all the rain, we were worried about the incoming flight from Atlanta getting out on time. It did and it looked like we were gonna make it back on time. About one hour out of Atlanta, the pilot came on and said that we were being diverted because of thunderstorms in Atlanta. To get off the plane we would have to go somewhere that had customs. The customs officials in Nawlins had just left so that was out. They were thinking of having us land at Montgomery Alabama and refuel. And then, the weather broke and we were rerouted back to Atlanta. We wound up beating our original ETA by ten minutes. If the pilot hadn't updated us we would not have been aware of anything.

After clearing customs and security and on the train to Baggage Claim, this blonde with real tight jeans (painted on), high heels, and a low cut top showing some awesome boobage got on and grabbed the pole that I was using to keep from rolling. She looked down at me, giving me a real nice view of the aforementioned awesome boobage and asked me which stop was Baggage Claim. I almost said Concourse Tits but managed to croak out, "It's the last stop." She then leaned her thigh against my hand on the pole for the rest of the way. Dean, one of our divers, was doing the best he could to look at his cellphone rather than stare at her, but he did get an eyeful and commented to me as she strolled away from us after we got off the train. Welcome back to the USA!

Took MARTA home. Got to sleep in my own bed. As usual, the diving at Bonaire was fantastic. I got in 17 dives. The last dive was my 150th post accident since I started diving again in 2002. I had made about 20 dives before I got injured so I'm around 170 total.

Once I catch up on the news and my mail, I'll be back to what passes for normal around here.

Posted by denny at September 27, 2009 08:10 PM  
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Welcome home Denny. Ah, the Atlanta airport. It's my favorite airport. It never fails to put a smile on my face - as I'm leaving.........

Posted by: B....... on September 27, 2009 08:40 PM

Congratulations for the fantastic dives. Thank God, you had a great time, you're back, and you're going to resume posting.

In case you want to know: it's horrible when you're away.

Posted by: Claudia on September 27, 2009 09:41 PM

Welcome back Denny glad you had a good time we've missed you around here!! Now get back to work dammit!!

Posted by: Stefan Humphrey on September 27, 2009 10:02 PM

Welcome back; glad you had a great time.

I think that Dean really blew it on the train. If his phone had a camera in it he should have put it to proper use so we could see what the blond looked like.

Posted by: Thomas M. on September 27, 2009 10:06 PM

I'm glad you had fun you SRF!

Posted by: kerrcarto on September 27, 2009 10:44 PM

welcome home Denny. Glad it was a good time.

Posted by: patrick on September 27, 2009 11:27 PM

YOU GOT BOOBAGE and we didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want my Money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ty guy on September 27, 2009 11:47 PM

You Got Boobage ty guy,

You got to listen to Moammar Gaddafi, Hugo Chavez and Dear Leader at the United Nations.

3-Boobs in one week is 1-more than denny usually posts.

AND,

These were ranting and apologizing boobs. You figure out which ones did which.

Welcome back denny. You didn't miss anything important.

Posted by: Toejam on September 28, 2009 12:21 AM

Well ToeJam you can have that BOOBAGE...
I want GOC BOOBAGE.....
Denny why do you think they put camaras in Phones now????????????????

Posted by: ty guy on September 28, 2009 12:33 AM

Welcome back Denny. For boobage this past Saturday, I had to go back upstairs and watch my wife change. Just not the same. Just couldn't stay for the whole show.
So glad you had a great time.

Posted by: Chuck from Tacoma on September 28, 2009 01:35 AM

"Welcome back Denny. For boobage this past Saturday, I had to go back upstairs and watch my wife change."

Geez, Chuck from Tacoma,

What a coincidence. I did exactly the same thing.

You got a great looking wife, by the way!

Posted by: Toejam on September 28, 2009 07:53 AM

Glad you had a good time, Denny. Welcome back.

Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper

Posted by: Elizabeth on September 28, 2009 09:06 AM

Hope you had a good enough time that you've already made reservations for next year.
Now, for the important stuff. Will we get Tuesday boobage and Saturday boobage this week, since we're short one, or is it two?

Rob J

Posted by: Inbredredneck on September 28, 2009 09:20 AM

Welcome back, Denny ! Glad you got to dive, & had some Boobage Shots.. "Accidental" Boobage like that is always the best...Way I see it is, if they didn't want us to look, they wouldn't be wearin' low-cut tops 'n' no bras, 'n' all such as that...

Posted by: Sandy G. on September 28, 2009 09:35 AM

Ty Guy - My phone does not have a camera. I only use it to make and receive calls, and the only time I usually do that is when I'm on the road. When I'm home, it's usually shut off.

Posted by: Denny on September 28, 2009 11:28 AM

Inbredredneck - The way I figure it, that would make you short by four, unless some woman's got the wrong number of appendages.

Posted by: PeggyU on September 28, 2009 12:34 PM

170 dives...only about 2% of divers ever get that far, believe it or not. At least that what I was told on my dive instructor course (the number they told us was 150). I've got 68 to go to get 1000. But since I'm on the rebreather maybe I should be counting hours, now, since instead of three 1 hour dives in a day I might do two 3 hour dives.
I have to get to Bonaire, since I love shore diving. The problem with having your rental car looted every time you leave for a dive is a pain, though.

Posted by: Toren on September 28, 2009 09:19 PM

Toren - That's why you don't leave anything in the truck when you park it. I assume that's what Bert and Graham do when they shore dive after we get back from our afternoon boat dive. You gotta do Bonaire. There are just so many really good dive sites.

Posted by: Denny on September 28, 2009 10:10 PM

Peggy U- what the hell, the more the better. I'll leer at as many as possible. Just please pardon my drooling.

Posted by: Inbredredneck on September 29, 2009 09:32 AM
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