Ow, my right eye! :)

"I have a little problem with colapsing nipples,
could you give me some assistence?"

Pete

Very, very nice! Sproinnnnng...

*sigh*

"I have a little problem with collapsing nipples, could you give me some assistance?"

Pete,

Funny you mentioned that. I had a girl friend, many years ago that suffered from the same problem. I gave it lots of though and tried a few fixes.

1) I put her into a commercial freezer for two hours. Low and behold when she came out those beauties were standing tall. Unfortunately, she had gotten a slight case of frost bite and when she finally thawed out her nipples went back to their original micro-size.

2) A Breast pump. AH HA I ran down to the nearest pharmacy and asked the clerk for a breast pump. BAD MOVE. The clerk was gay and figured I was into kinky homo games. He patted my ass, I punched his lights out. End of breast pump idea.

3) Pull ups. Good natural excercize should go the trick. I convinced my lady friend to get naked and lay on her back on the floor. I straddled her, donned a pair of "sure-grip" rubber kitchen gloves. Then I took firm hold of both little rose-buds and proceeded to lift her upper body off the floor. Then I let her back down. I figured about 20-reps 3-times a day for a month would solve the problem.....It didn't. After beginning the second "pull-up" she reached down, grabbed my balls and said: "That really hurts Toe, but it doesn't hurt as much as your nuts are going to hurt when I sink my inch long nails into them. Alas, another failure.

Now I was really frustrated. I had run out of ideas, her nipples were just as small as before. I had failed and my girl friend was pissed off. I went to see a professional counselling service and was introduced to a lovely young lady psychologist. She said she was going to help me work through my problem. She was very kind and suggested I over-look my girl friend's little flaw and focus on all her good qualities. Wow that was a great idea, I thought. The councillor gave me a legal pad and pen and said: "list all your girlfriend's good qualities in the order from OUTSTANDING down to JUST OK." I thought: well, her father owns a liquor store. Her mother occasionally loans me her top-of the -line Mercedes. The family owns an eight bedroom winter house in Naples, Florida and an equally large summer house in Maine. Nothing I could think of would make the mental picture of those puckered nipples disappear.

I looked up at my councillor in despair. Then it struck me. Her nipples had sudden grown to an enormous size. They almost tore right through her sheer blouse. She admitted; my problem was unique and it made her really hot. I retorted: Your 2-inch nips are making me hot. Off came our clothes, the conference table was cleared and for the next hour we both enjoyed the best carnal bliss ever. My mouth never left those pink mounds of pleasure. Afterwards I called my nipple-challenged girl friend and bid her farewell. My life had turned around. My nipple fixation had been "cured" by professional counselling.

So the moral of my "Nipple Obsession Depression": Good, hands-on, psychological counselling really does work.

OH,

Todays boobage rating = a solid "B". The only fault are, yup you guessed it, Hubcap sized aureoles. Other than that the boobs look mighty fine.

I dated a girl in college with "collapsing" nipples. These don't touch a candle to them so I don't consider them so bad. But, like toe jam said, the nip to aureola ratio is too low. But I'd still tap it.

Good morning everyone. Thanks for the boobage Denny. That's a nice girl.

That is a picture of a pretty girl, Denny.

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!

Absolutely wonderful

I scrolled down the page real slow in wonder and each fraction of an inch It just got more better. What a joy of a woman she is , and thanks

Years ago my girlfriend had collapsing nipples too. I found that just sucking them for five minutes each while gently stroking other parts of her body got them back in shape. After a few days of solid sucking they stayed in shape 'till we split 6 months later when her dad moved the family away when he changed jobs.

My first real love of my life looked just like her from the neck on down. Neck up was quite nice as well.
Thanks for dredging up good mammaries.

beautiful gal

Perfecto! Time for a Cubano.