Got this one from Thomas.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept staring at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to stare at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Worse!!!
Could you be an Angel and kiss my Putter for a while?
It's the only cure.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on October 3, 2009 12:28 AMMake fun of the game of golf all you want but it:
1) Made Tiger Woods the first "Sports figure" to earn 1-Billion dollars. (I'm happy for him)
2) Gave Dear Leader an excuse for not meeting general McCrystal to map out a winning Afghanistan strategy.
Posted by: Toejam on October 3, 2009 02:21 AM