November 10, 2009

Pork Flu

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From CharlieB.

Posted by denny at November 10, 2009 04:40 PM  
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Damn! Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on November 10, 2009 06:48 PM

only wish I'd thought of that first. brilliant

Posted by: patrick on November 10, 2009 10:08 PM

How about "cryogenitic preservation"
untill his credit card is paid-off.

2099 maby.

Pete

Posted by: Pete on November 11, 2009 12:45 AM

Brain implant candidate, but there is no spine to connect it to.

Posted by: Jeremy on November 11, 2009 01:39 AM

As an ex-Texas nurse in the 60s, I'll accept to return to USA, as his private nurse, and keep him comatose for as long as necessary. Very easy to do. We'll just line up a couple of insignificant prizes for when he wakes up. He won't even know what hit him.

Posted by: Claudia on November 11, 2009 03:11 AM

repost. you put this up a few months ago

Posted by: allen on November 11, 2009 07:39 PM

Holy shit!! ROTFLMAO!!!
I fell outta my chair laughing!!
Sure wish we could do this for real!! LOL

Posted by: Dave on November 11, 2009 08:16 PM

Hey Claudia,

How bout you put a Woody Allen "Sleeper" twist on it?

When he wakes up he has a pristine Yugo sitting in the garage. Before He can save the world He needs a full tank of gas.

Before He can fill the tank. He has to pay off 200 years of interest on an over drawn credit card, while working at minimum wage pressure cooking chicken at a KFC.

Pete

Posted by: Pete on November 11, 2009 11:42 PM
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