MoK sent me some jokes.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Cleanup on Monitor, Aisle One !!
Posted by: Sandy G. on November 19, 2009 04:34 PMThe second to last one... ROTFLMAO! Send the clean up crew here next. LOL!
Posted by: Blondie on November 19, 2009 04:59 PMRimShot for the Bo and Papers joke!!!!
Posted by: ty Guy/neil on November 19, 2009 05:23 PMIf Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
AMEN!
PrezBo is what they used to call 'round here back in the bad old days a "High Yeller"...And no, I DON'T mean about how he hollers at the top of his voice, either...
Posted by: Sandy G. on November 19, 2009 08:10 PMIt's all so true that it's not really funny. We laugh because we don't want to cry
Posted by: Claudia on November 19, 2009 10:25 PM