Questions

Sent to me by George.

1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor......

2. If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented

3. Would “postal service” and “good lawyer” be considered oxymoron’s?

4. Why is there an expiration date on 'sour' cream?

5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for 'synonym'?

11. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

24. How is it possible to have a civil war?

25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

26. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

29. Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'assteroids'?

30. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Posted by denny at November 20, 2009 02:54 PM