From Richard, of course.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack, quack!"
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why was the turkey arrested?
The police suspected it of fowl play.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their ages.
Why shouldn't you take turkeys to church?
Because they use fowl language.
Thanks,
Those should be acceptable around the children and grand children tomorow.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on November 26, 2009 12:15 AMWhy did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why is it that the turkey always has one wasted chopstick and one wasted drumstick? And he always wants to run the show? And he can't hold a beat? And he wants to play the loudest? Why is that?
Inquiring minds wanna know...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on November 26, 2009 12:18 AMObama Puns or Jokes..............
They are poorly received by his supporters who do not think they are funny.
The rest of us do not think they are jokes, we think they are true!
I guess this is the place to wish to my American friends, Happy Thanksgiving. In Canada, we say thank you earlier. I'm certainly grateful that we have a decent relationship with your country. We (both) have forgotten (or forgiven?) that you declared war on us, in 1812, and that we retaliated by burning the White House. BTW, a few old ladies here (including me) are ready to do it again, if your Bozo President doesn't bow deep enough the next time he visits us. Cheers, and much love to all from Canada.
Posted by: Claudia on November 26, 2009 03:24 PMHell, Claudia, some days I feel like I'd help you with the gasoline and matches!
Happy Thanksgiving, all.