'Bamalot

Ron sent me this parody that he wrote. Sung to the tune of Camelot.

It's true! It's true. The One has made it clear.
That Wall Street must be dead within a year.

A Kenyan was elected this time last year.
The left wing thought he really hit the spot.
So now we have a socialist regime here --
Obamalot.

Conservatives cannot join in lawmaking.
Committee doors are closed and locked up taut
To hide the rules the Democrats are breaking
in 'Bamalot.

Transparency is not on the agenda
And Hope and Change are but distant thought.
The people have no right to referenda
in 'Bamalot.

'Bamalot! 'Bamalot!
You may not think it's really true,
But in 'Bamalot, 'Bamalot
The czars are after you.

And health-care must be passed before the spring comes,
And Cap and Trade will save the polar bear.
Iraq's a tricky spot,
Afghanistan's a blot,
If we take next year's mid-terms who will care
In 'Bamalot.

'Bamalot! 'Bamalot!
We must believe him just because
In 'Bamalot, 'Bamalot,
He's making all new laws.

The trick to politics is teleprompters
Who cares if we're in hock to the Chinese.
Republicans can plot
But now they can't do squat
'Cause kumbaya will solve it all with ease
In 'Bamalot.