From Mark.
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.
That's the kind of idiot businessman that helped put this country in the mess that it's in today.
That long in an elevator with a blond and he didn't get a B-J.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on December 5, 2009 01:34 AMActually, any day is "Friday" if you've got the next two days off.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 5, 2009 10:13 AMFunny.
Posted by: Douglas on December 11, 2009 11:41 PM