From Dave.
A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.
"Sit, Fluffy," she says.
Fluffy glares at her and then the soaking-wet rabbit jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"I said sit, Fluffy!" the woman shouts. "Don't you want to be a good little rabbit?"
Apparently not, because Fluffy, still wet, jumps onto the floor shakes furiously, spraying water on everyone and then proceeds to squat and urinate, right there in the middle of the room.
"Dammit, Fluffy!" the woman screams, and then, mortified by Fluffy's behavior, she turns to the other people in the room and says, "Please forgive me,
I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"
Posted by denny at February 8, 2010 12:00 AMPlease move on ... no Humour here
Posted by: TyGuy/Neil on February 8, 2010 12:01 AMbad, just bad
Posted by: Brad on February 8, 2010 03:49 AMOh, Prunella !!
Posted by: Sandy G. on February 8, 2010 06:50 AMGr-o-o-a-n-n.
I knew I shouldn't have looked.
Like an impending level crossing smash, can't look away!
I guess the nice thing about getting old is that it was only after I read the punch line that I remembered that joke from my younger days. I still smiled as I groaned.
Posted by: Inbredredneck on February 8, 2010 09:10 AMI thought it was going to be "I'm having a bad hare day."
Posted by: BlogDog on February 8, 2010 10:22 AMI see that bump on your noggin didn't improve the puns you provide any.
Haer! Haer! Oyez! Oyez! The best, yet....(too old to remember the previous ones!)
Posted by: Claudia on February 8, 2010 12:06 PMIt was to be "Hare! Hare!" (for hear! hear!) Still have a long way to go to be good at puns. Well...Look at where I am! Maybe I should transfer to another school?
Posted by: Claudia on February 8, 2010 12:15 PMAs a former rabbit owner, I approve of this joke. :)
Posted by: PeggyU on February 8, 2010 12:18 PMI don't even have to look to see what the punchline is. Groan.
Posted by: joated on February 8, 2010 04:04 PMSmelled that one coming from a mile away.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on February 8, 2010 07:28 PMThat's as bad a pun as you've ever posted. Glad to see you're back in form!
Posted by: Biff on February 8, 2010 11:41 PMGood golly that stunk!!!
Posted by: Paul on February 8, 2010 11:55 PMAs a Bunni, I found that VERY FUNNY!
And, no, I didn't see it coming...hee hee