Talk To The Hand

Aren't liberals precious? I remember before the 2008 election they were saying that Sarah Palin wasn't qualified to be vice-president, totally ignoring the fact that their guy wasn't even qualified to be president as has been amply demonstrated by his first year in office. When you come right down to it, Sarah Palin was more qualified to be president than Jug Hussein Ears. She actually had executive experience. She had run a town and a state. All JHE has ever run has been his mouth.

Now the libs are wetting their panties over Sarah Palin putting crib notes on her hand when she made her speech at the Tea Party convention. These are the same people who think nothing of JHE having to take his trusty TelePrompTer to speak to a 6th grade class.

When Palin made her speech to the Tea Party convention she did not use a TelePrompTer. She also did not whip her head back and forth like she was watching a tennis match. I can just see the crib notes on JHE's hands. On the right hand it would say, "Read from the right screen" and on the left hand it would say, "Read from the left screen".

And using crib notes on the hand is actually cheaper.

Ya see, some of us can give speeches without having to read them. I can. Just last year, Rush Limbaugh gave an hour long speech at CPAC using one page of notes. Speaking is a lot easier when you actually believe the stuff you're peddling. Selling bullshit is a lot harder.

Sarah got the last laugh. She wrote "Hi Mom" on her hand and displayed it at an event the next day. Monica Crowley knew exactly what Sarah was saying to the panty wetting libs and the LSM.

"Bite me you betcha!"