This one was sent to me by my budy Pres.
So it seems that a couple of weeks ago, Lucifer himself
was walking around Hell, observing all the suffering. He
was on a mission to be sure everyone was enduring the
maximum pain when he noticed a chubby old guy with white
hair sweating and shoveling coal.
The guy was obviously in great distress, but the Devil
decided he just wasn't suffering sufficiently. So, he
walked up to the perspiring old fellow and whispered
in his ear, "Hey, Teddy... Have I told you a Republican
got your Senate seat?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by denny at March 18, 2010 02:33 PM...An' about that time, Mary Jo sends down from Paradise ANOTHER load of brown Lignite on Der Schwimmer's noggin...Sucks to be you, Teddy, don't it ?!?
Posted by: Sandy G. on March 18, 2010 04:37 PMLaughing hard. Good one.
Yeah, Ted Kennedy's gone, and we all miss him. The upside? He's now been sober for almost 7 months.
Now that's priceless.
Posted by: Robert on March 18, 2010 07:14 PMFrom Dante Alighieri:
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality.
Ted didn't make a choice.
He let his victim drown and morally obliterated her from his life.
Never accepting responsibility and apologising for the role he had played.
Never clearing up the murky episode which threw a shadow on the memory of the young woman.
Never withdrawing and sacrificing any of life's pleasures and benefits that the young woman had lost forever.
If hell exists, he is at the hottest spot.
And that's not a joke.
Aw, come on now! The fugger has been 205 days sober.
Posted by: Fukitol on March 18, 2010 10:21 PMNow that is humor! I love it...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 19, 2010 01:26 AMI detest this Tom Foolery pertaining to
An American war hero and the "hero of Chappaquiddick".
During the Korean War this valiant GI performed front-line service with the Honor Guard at SHAPE HQ in Paris, France, (1952).
Then again in 1965 he performed heroic self sacrificing service, single handedly rescuing half the occupants of a multple passenger vehicle that had, during a blizzard, plunged into the Chappaquiddick River.
Let this great man rest on his laurels.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on March 19, 2010 01:37 AM
Pete.......
Obama could use you to write a few words for the advantages of Obamacare in order to sway the minds of those opposed to the plan.
Posted by: dudley1 on March 19, 2010 08:56 AM...An' it was in '69, anyway...Which coulda been what th' Phat Phukker was hopin' for in the first place...Them Oldsmobiles had big ol' back seats in them days...
Posted by: Sandy G. on March 19, 2010 12:37 PMThanks... I needed that laugh today!
Posted by: Kimela on March 19, 2010 09:19 PMSorry about the typo.
It was 1969. I was HS Class of 70, or as we put it, "Class of 69 with an extra inch".
Thanks dudley1. I would love to be at the keyboard of Obamaha's Teleprompter. Sad to say I would be "sleping with the fishes" when they caught on.
Ban }\^-^/{
Pete
Posted by: Pete on March 20, 2010 12:11 AM