Via Boortz, I found the 10 things that turn a man off.
Geez! What a waste. I read somewhere that men only really care about food or sex. So, if he ain't horny, make him a sandwich. See ladies. That's all you need to know.
Posted by denny at March 19, 2010 01:55 PMWhere were you when I needed to know that?
Posted by: Claudia on March 19, 2010 03:23 PMSex and a sandwich really does cover most of the basic necessities, I think. Although ... just once I would like someone to make ME a sandwich. It would be a real turn on! Double points for knowing what I like on a sandwich and making it happen.
A friend of mine and I had a talk about this the other day. What prompted the conversation was that my friend had bought a new crock pot and put a meal in it, then came home after work, opened the door, and walked into an aroma filled house to find a meal waiting for her. Not having any lesbian dreams here, but both of us could see the appeal of having a wife!
It is a fantasy I often had (never fulfilled!) when I was working full time that I would come home and find dinner ready and on the table. :) If you guys want to really see your wives or girlfriends melt, try getting home first and fixing a solid, nutritious meal. I think Elisson may have figured this one out, and look how happy he is! :)
(In fairness to my better half, replacing the alternator on my car also earns a merit badge.)
Posted by: PeggyU on March 19, 2010 03:41 PMPeggyU - Elisson does know how to cook. I can attest to that.
Posted by: Denny on March 19, 2010 03:55 PMHow to make your man happy and loyal:
Keep his stomach full and his balls empty.
Posted by: Felonious Monk on March 19, 2010 06:01 PMI think this explains it in greater detail especially around minute 2:30. Claudia had 2 out of 4.
Posted by: kerrcarto on March 19, 2010 06:17 PMWhoops, I meant PeggyU
Posted by: kerrcarto on March 19, 2010 06:17 PMI'm 52, if I started TODAY learning how to cook, I doubt if I'd ever get half as good as my wife-Even if I lived to be 150...She's one of these gals who AIN'T happy unless she's in the kitchen-Either whippin' up somethin' for me, the 2 or 3 "Little Old Ladies" here in town she's befriended, or something to take into the VA hospital where she works..There were a couple of resident docs there that woulda STARVED, I think, if it hadn't been for her...Think I'll keep her...(grin)-Sandy
Posted by: Sandy G. on March 19, 2010 06:52 PMhey girls - I also like to drink and watch sports. I guess that makes me a bit of a Renaissance man around here. line forms to the left
Posted by: patrick on March 19, 2010 07:19 PMWell folks,
Lot's of talking points here.
As for cooking, I can cook better than both my wives, former and present, and every girl I ever dated. I learned how from my Mother and Grand-Mother.
My "Roast Cornish Hen ala Nest" has gotten me laid at least 5 times. (That one was my creation, not Mom's or Grams.)
Go for it Dudes. The way to a woman's ,,,o let's move on.
As for turn-offs ladies! I grew-up when Nylons came in two(2) pieces with a garterbelt attached.
Sorry Ladies, I don't get turned on by the image of a biotech experiment involving carrots and siamese twins gone horribly wrong
Pete
Posted by: Pete on March 21, 2010 01:48 AMPete: Are you saying that pantyhose are a turnoff? I agree, they are the most confounded garments ever devised. You ought to try putting them on some time. It must be an art. I've never been able to do it without snagging them or putting a hole in the toe or getting them twisted. I hate them!
Posted by: PeggyU on March 21, 2010 02:08 PMYes PeggyU,
Pantyhose are a turn-off.
It's like looking at a fruit salad with waxpaper streched over the bowl. You're not sure what's there, and it's not availabe for tasteing.
Oh, and I've never been able to adjust pantyhose for a comfortable fit. However, I have had good success with Her stockings and garter.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on March 22, 2010 01:43 AM