Monday Pun 3-22-2010

Got this one from Ric.

Mrs. Generic's two young boys were fighting raucously over how
to split the the giant lollypop that their mother bought for them.
She then remembered the best way to resolve such conflicts was
to let one child divide the candy and then the other choose his piece. So Older
son broke it but it split perfectly in half so the choosing only led to further fighting.

Sighing heavily while pulling the boys apart Mrs. Generic remembered a bit of old wisdom:

Never give a sucker an even break.