March 31, 2010

Guam Tipping Over

This booger eatin' moh-ron took Cynthia McCommie's seat in Congress. I used to live in that district until the redistricting a few years back. Watch how the admiral has to hide his smile when ol' Hank talks about Guam tipping over. Can you imagine what is going through his mind? I bet he is thinking, "Why do I have to be here answering questions from this stupid dipstick?"

Posted by denny at March 31, 2010 11:41 PM  

What an absolute idiot! Our country is doomed if people like this are in Congress.

Here's an idea.......ONE term limits for all Congress. One 6 year term, that's it. No more thinking about how to get re-elected on "day #2". Get up there, do your job, and leave.

Here's an idea.........your state can recall you with a Governor proposal to recall + 3/4 state senate majority to recall you, OR, 4/5 recall vote of the state senate w/o the Governor. In years 3-6 only, of your 6 year term. That gives you three years to prove yourself, or not, and if you're an idiot and not doing your job after three years, your state can recall you. The Governor would make a temp replacement. That keeps ‘em thinking about their constituents!

Here’s an idea…………all political $ donations are put into a general fund first and split 50/50 between the two (or three) parties in all national races. Penality for not flowing any donations that way would be to not be on the ballot. You'd have to be written in. That would dry up the vote buying $ pretty fast! Give as much as you want…..but ˝ is going to the other side.

Re-elect NO ONE!!!!

Posted by: biff on April 1, 2010 12:09 AM

What an idiot! Gee, maybe we should worry about Long Island, NY tipping over, that's a pretty small island too! Typical liberal drivel...

Posted by: John on April 1, 2010 12:16 AM

This has got to be an Onion comedy video.

The congressman is a blithering idiot.

Hell, he makes Cassius Clay look like a literary genius.

Posted by: Toejam on April 1, 2010 12:27 AM


How do you answer that question without insulting the drooling moron who asked it?

They need to have a basic IQ test for these people. You're IQ needs to be above room temperature before you are allowed in the job.


Posted by: pdwalker on April 1, 2010 12:45 AM

I'm truly sorry, America, but I'm killing myself laughing here....I felt like going over and giving that guy a push to tip him over, face down....It's NOT possible to be that stupid!!!!!

Posted by: Claudia on April 1, 2010 12:47 AM


Posted by: Dale on April 1, 2010 01:47 AM



This is the perfect example of liberalism. Not a clue, uh... ...uh.... "a twelves mild wide, uh..."...

I don't, um.... know how may square miles, uh, that is, do you?

I wanted to blow my brains out watching this shit! This is the dimcrat movement in 2010. Seriously. Are you fuckin kidding me? Call me a racist as you will, but you can't tell me this stupid fuck got his job for any reason other than because he's black.

PC run-amuck!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 1, 2010 02:31 AM

This was truly painful to watch. This has got to be the dumbest motherfucker i have ever heard, seriously, THE. DUMBEST. MOTHERFUCKER. EVER.

Posted by: phaatbastard on April 1, 2010 02:45 AM

Okay, one more comment that I am blatantly stealing from the comments section at the

As posted by Jarrod, this is brilliant.

To this day, military historians are baffled as to why the Japanese didn't just tip over all the islands they captured after they started losing territory after the Battle of Midway. This maneuver could have effectively neutralized the American advance and is widely considered one of the biggest strategic blunders of all time.

Posted by: phaatbastard on April 1, 2010 02:51 AM

...An' naturally, NOT A FECKIN' WORD about this in the Lamestream Press...But if it had been a Republican...Omigawd, it'd been bigger than when Michael Jackson croaked...But yeah, we ALL know why tis ain't mentioned-He's a Dimocrap, 'n' a Brother...

Posted by: Sandy G. on April 1, 2010 07:02 AM

Good god almighty.
This man is in charge of defense, healthcare, and (soon) manufacturing.
God help us all.

Posted by: The Whited Sepulchre on April 1, 2010 07:53 AM

Uh Claudia, it is possible to be this stupid. We have a congress and senate full of these people.

Posted by: Gerald on April 1, 2010 08:33 AM

Wait a minute. So you're saying that islands don't float? Whoaaaaa. I'm going to have to rethink some of my investment choices.

Posted by: Schmidty on April 1, 2010 08:56 AM

Wow! Was the fool drunk or is he just stupid?
How does a cretin like this get elected to Congress?

*wanders off, shaking head in disbelief*

Posted by: PQ on April 1, 2010 09:01 AM

He got elected because he was *not* Cynthia McKinney. Plain and simple.

Posted by: Bill C. on April 1, 2010 09:06 AM

Oh Hell, he's just citing "Fud's Law": "If you push something hard will fall over."

And, yes, I'm afraid that we are now all being led by bozos in this bus of a country : Z

Posted by: John Galt on April 1, 2010 09:07 AM


You just posted this to make black people look stupid.


Posted by: Willie on April 1, 2010 09:40 AM

Saddest part is, that he is one of the smartest democrats in congress.

Posted by: Jeremy on April 1, 2010 10:17 AM

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! This is your idea of an April Fools Joke? sad, very sad.

Posted by: Jeremy on April 1, 2010 10:18 AM

all of you are wrong...this guy is a GENIUS!!!!
He has the answer to GLOBAL the Oceans and Seas rise then all the LandMass' FLOAT!!!!

His is an AlGore Savior!!!!

Posted by: tyGuy/Neil on April 1, 2010 10:51 AM

Would be he allowed to say:

"Are you a fucking retard?"


Posted by: Chester on April 1, 2010 11:22 AM

Johnson, by reports, has hepatitis-C which appears to have affected his mental capacity. Which leads to the question: Why haven't his fellow Democrats prevailed on him to take medical retirement? It's not as if the Fourth Congressional District is about to elect a Republican.

Posted by: RNB on April 1, 2010 11:43 AM

It might do a complete roll over though....

Posted by: Chris on April 1, 2010 11:58 AM

Now that dude needs a drug test! What a fucking clown.

Posted by: kerrcarto on April 1, 2010 12:02 PM

But can't the people just live on the other side?

Posted by: Bill on April 1, 2010 01:17 PM

This confirms my suspicion that some Congressfolks spend their days huffing gasoline.

Posted by: Jess on April 1, 2010 02:25 PM

I never thought that I would say this about my congressman, Danny Davis, but this guy makes him look like a rocket scientist.

Posted by: Paul on April 1, 2010 03:06 PM

Do you know why your country is doomed? Because everyone there was too polite to tell that congressman, "Fuck off, you stupid jerk!"

Posted by: Claudia on April 1, 2010 03:11 PM

What is happening to our electoral process?????
Why can't we elect reasonable, understanding, empathetic people who represent the reral people of the USA???
This guy should go along with Pelosi and the rest of the "unrealistic view points" that inhabit our nation's capital.

Posted by: John Daly on April 1, 2010 04:10 PM

Was the poor bastard bitch slapped too many times or not enough? Sheesh, I've heard some dumb shit but that idiot takes the cake.

Posted by: Bogdaddy on April 1, 2010 04:52 PM

John Daly - He's safe. He is in a majority black district. Black? Check. Dimocrat? Check. Pulse? Check. Those are all the qualifications he needs.

Posted by: Denny on April 1, 2010 05:14 PM

Go sit in the corner Willie. You can come out when you decide not to be a racist pimp. You sound like John "they called me a nigger" Lewis.

Hep C doesn't make you believe that islands float or that we can light cigarettes off the sun. The guys just stupid and proved it on national TV. Wanna bet his educational credentials are all affirmative action placements? Didn't need to work to get through school, just cry race and it's given out. Dexter Manly had a college degree and was a functional illiterate who couldn't read.

Posted by: Ric on April 1, 2010 05:15 PM

So this is what took over Cynthia's old seat when she was run out of town? Couldn't they find anyone in the district with a brain?

Posted by: joated on April 1, 2010 05:41 PM

If we had an IQ test for voting rights in the USA, Johnson would fail that test with flying colors. How screwed are we that he has a vote in the House of Representatives?!?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Dave D on April 1, 2010 06:02 PM

Is that dullard the best that district can come up with? But he is a democrat so what do you expect.

Posted by: Lange on April 1, 2010 06:18 PM

Okay, so this fool played with needles in the 90s and suffered a massive die-back among brain cells. Haven't seen a single person here argue that this makes the poor, drooling critter less qualified than Cynthia McKinney. Make that argument and you win this thread, hands down.

John Galt - anyone who cites "Fud's Law" and bozos on the bus in the same sentence is of an age where it is dangerous indeed to speak ill of those whose minds wander in the middle of sentences. Just saying...

Posted by: Walter on April 1, 2010 06:19 PM

My uncle was US attorney on Guam for 8 years, they were always concerned about the place tipping over, forget about the two hurricanes they live through!

Isn't it better to call a moron a moron early? Ya know, just to clear the air and all?

I know there are people of color that are smart, I've seen them, worked with them, they exist! Find one and run them against this stupit idiot!

Posted by: TC on April 1, 2010 08:22 PM you thinks it's actually possible to offend someone this stupid?? OMG - someone please tell me this is an April's fool joke!!

Posted by: Teena on April 1, 2010 08:49 PM

Ahhhh Admiral ahhh ahhh daaa do you aahhh ahh know ahh where aaaah where i aaah ahhh put my ahh ahh crack ahhh ahhh crack pipe? I ahhh ahhh just ahhh had ahh ahhh had it.

Posted by: Navyvet on April 1, 2010 09:23 PM

is this demoncrat on crack??? Man, after 25 years in the military I've never felt sorry for a high ranking officer, as I do right now

Posted by: dancingbear1564 on April 1, 2010 09:30 PM

Rush Limbaugh gave the lamebrain a pass today. He's says the guy has Hepatitis B in some sort of advanced way.

No matter, the island turning over was too much for me.

Posted by: f5joe on April 1, 2010 09:49 PM

Sorry to spam you GOC, I sent this to you before I scrolled down. Doh!

Posted by: John on April 1, 2010 10:06 PM

Not to speak for Willie, but I believe there was a major portion of sarcasm in his comment...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 1, 2010 11:03 PM

On the local news, Johnson is claiming that he was intentionally making a joke, but he didn't tell anyone because he's just not that way. Right. He's already proven he's stupid, but he comes across as more stupid when he makes statements like that.

I have to hand it to the admiral for already anticipating "that problem" and answering so quickly and professionally.

Now, I'm afraid there's going to be an earthquake in Johnson's district when there's white flight, which will cause the land to suddently rise after there are fewer people to weigh it down.

Posted by: Woody on April 1, 2010 11:20 PM

I am stunned.

Posted by: patrick on April 1, 2010 11:33 PM

If this doofus is actually brain damaged from some bacteria or virus, what in all that's holy is he doing in Congress? Oh, Wait!! He's a democrat, never mind, just comes with the territory.

Posted by: Gerry N. on April 2, 2010 12:38 AM

And here I thought islands just floated around until they drifted off the edge of the earth.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on April 2, 2010 09:30 AM

He is dying from Hep C.

Posted by: yes on April 2, 2010 10:36 AM



Posted by: Buck on April 2, 2010 10:51 AM

I just read that this guy, Hank Johnson is going to head up the Human Health and Services Committee.

In other words, he will be making all of your medical decisions from here on out.

Posted by: Willie on April 2, 2010 11:24 AM

I don't care if the man has Hep A-Z, Alzheimers and is on meds, etc. He is a direct product of our education system, affirmative action and political correctness. It's even worse than you think . . . I guarantee you that half the citizens of this once great country are scratching their heads in disbelief and confusion because they actually did think that islands floated.

Posted by: Formerlib on April 2, 2010 11:46 AM

I watched that this morning and was laughing my ass off. That dude is special, or something.

Posted by: Kelly on April 2, 2010 11:57 AM

Woody - There won't be white flight from that district because most of the whites in that district are liberals. The Republicans quit running candidates in the 4th district a long time ago. Remember, these are the people who voted for Cynthia McCommie over and over again. They even named a street after her.

Posted by: Denny on April 2, 2010 01:41 PM

I didn't read anywhere that Hank says how he got Hep C which is spread blood-to-blood contact. Dirty needle sharing in some alley Hank? There's another video of this moron saying that if Obamacare doesn't pass the Klan will rise again and be riding through the countryside terrorizing people. He make Cynthia look almost sane. I said ALMOST.

Posted by: Ric on April 2, 2010 01:58 PM

Ric - I am guessing he is less dangerous though because he seems to have the combination of: lazy and bit shit crazy.

so I guess its an upgrade...? can't believe I think that.

Posted by: patrick on April 2, 2010 08:13 PM

Best part is my 9 and 11 year old kids laughed at this dumbass. even they know an island cannot capsize.

Posted by: kerrcarto on April 3, 2010 12:36 AM

I live on the US Territory of Guam, you just imagine how I felt when I heard this no talent ass clown. I'm an American, love my country, but our folks seem to be getting more stupid by the day.

Posted by: Mr. D on April 9, 2010 08:43 AM

What an idiot.

Posted by: Mr. D on April 9, 2010 08:45 AM

Hmmm ... Stop. Think for a minute. Perhaps HE IS representing his district. Representation does not necessarily mean we elect the best and brightest ... just someone who represents us and our views et al. Oh damn, did I say that out loud? That means there is a whole district just like him. Just goes to show that if breathing was not an automatic brain function, a bunch of people would die of hypoxia.

Posted by: Essay on April 9, 2010 08:25 PM
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