May 27, 2010

Thought Experiment

Let's try a little thought experiment. Let's pretend that the BP oil spill had occurred during the Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler administration. How do you think the LSM would have responded if after over a month had passed and Chimpy had made only one visit to the Gulf Coast? Holy crap! He would have been excoriated.

Remember, he was to blame for Katrina. It was that hurricane generator that Halliburton invented that caused Katrina in the first place. Remember, Bushitler hates black people. That's why he created Katrina and had it hit Nawlins.

The LSM was all over Chimpy because of his tepid response and his telling Michael Brown, "You're doing a huckuva job, Brownie." I mean, he only visited the area twice in two weeks.

Jug Hussein Ears only visited Louisiana one time in a month during the oil spill. Of, course, there was not much he could do, but there was not much Bushitler could do after Katrina. The first responders were the responsibility of the state and local gummint and we saw just how incompetent Mayor Asshole and Governor Useless were.

So Chimpy's problem was, according to liberals, that he hated black people. I guess JHE's problem must be that he hates Cajuns.

I wonder if JHE told Janet Incompetano, "You're doing a huckuva job Nappy!"?

It must be really nice when the LSM is basically the propaganda arm of your own party. JHE's approval rating is now under 45%. (via Rasmussen) Think how low it would be if the LSM wasn't running interference for him and propping him up.


I almost forget. Remember the LSM bitching about all the vacations that Chimpy took? JHE is taking his second vacation this month. That doesn't even count all the rounds of golf he's played in the last year.

As I've said earlier, JHE is not the black Jimmah Carter. Jimmah Carter is now the white JHE.

Posted by denny at May 27, 2010 04:59 PM  

If I gotta pretend, how 'bout a do-over of the 2008 election but allowing everybody to know what they know now?

I'd kinda like to see how the numbers come out, especially turnout amongst blacks.

Or better yet, how 'bout we just pretend the GDMFCSSOB didn't get the nod and just ignore his hybrid ass! I can't imagine any worse scenario for a paranoid narcissist of his ilk.

Posted by: bocopro on May 27, 2010 06:11 PM

The vacations and rounds of golf he plays wouldn't bother me at all if they were at his own expense instead of at the expense of the rest of us. But at least during those brief respites he's not actively pursuing his personal mission of converting our society into his personal vision of social utopia. If it weren't for those respites Peggy Joseph might have already had her mortgage paid off and her official ObamaCard free gas for life card.

Posted by: Rip Van Bullwinkle on May 27, 2010 06:25 PM

The white half of him must hate black people as much as the black half of him hates Cajuns.

On a side note, did you know that Van Jones is the one who picked up the "GW hates black people" from Kanye (Asshole Supreme) West and ran with it? It must just be a coinkydink that he was the "Green Jobs Czar" and still works for the Center For American Progress. Goddamn progressives.

Posted by: kerrcarto on May 27, 2010 07:52 PM

I wonder if the BP explosion had its roots with environmental activist...

As far as JHE taking another vacation that doesn't bother me as much as, him not going to the Memorial day ceremony to put a wreath on the Unknown Soldier's tomb. Then again maybe that soldier is grateful to not have a socialist there.

Just my 1 cent--can't afford 2 anymore.

Posted by: Jazzy on May 27, 2010 08:36 PM

"That's why he created Katrina and had it hit Nawlins."
I can't remember that far back, did Katrina actually hit N.O.? Or did N.O. just get the brunt of the surge?

Posted by: Gayle on May 27, 2010 08:42 PM

You could drop 20 points off the 'approval rating' if the LSM turned against JHE. The press has been shamelessly hawking JHE's wares for about two years now. Too bad the cupboard is bare.

Posted by: Bill C. on May 28, 2010 12:02 AM

Maybe JHE gets a pass because the media realizes the gulf is better off if JHE stays away. After all everything he touches seems to turn to crap.

Posted by: bob on May 28, 2010 04:37 AM


You have to give the Media credit, they have improved their credibility.Now that the Messiah is POTUS they are no longer telling outrageous lies about our President & conducting a propaganda war against him.

They are only guilty of two things.....hiding genuine Presidental mis-conduct & wiping their chin`s off after the morning briefings.

Posted by: dudley1 on May 28, 2010 07:19 AM

We should be encouraging him to take more vacations, it is saving us billions. Oh and I thought I heard that Halliburton had some connection with this oil fuck up in the Gulf.

Posted by: Bill on May 28, 2010 08:41 AM

The AssClown in Chief is less competent to deal with an "any day" project. let alone a crisis, than my 10-year old son.

But I'm sure glad that he found time to chat up Marv on TNT for the NBA playoffs - and is trying to talk Labron James into joining the Bulls. Now THAT's what a POTUS should be doing.

This dealing with two wars, honoring our fallen heroes, overseeing a economic disaster (I know, it was Bush's fault) and now the Gulf - well, that's for "somebody else" to handle, right?

Posted by: John Galt on May 28, 2010 10:11 AM

And as I recall Bush showed up in NO on the 4th day but Barry Zero didn't show until the 12th day. Wasn't Bush also accused of blowing up the levies around NO?

Posted by: Ric on May 28, 2010 10:28 AM

Bocopro - My guess is that he would still get the same percentage of black votes. It's not racism if blacks vote on the basis of skin color which they do. It's only racism if whites do.

Gayle - Yes part of it did hit Nawlins, but that isn't what caused the problems. It was the surge that did that.

Posted by: Denny on May 28, 2010 02:26 PM

Denny -- what I was implying there is that large numbers of blacks voted for the halfrican who wouldn't otherwise have bothered to go to the polling places.

Agreed that the percentage of blacks who actually vote for him would be similar (although I believe measurably smaller [buyer's remorse]), but the total number of black voters would decrease considerably (bullshit detectors finally turned on).

Posted by: bocopro on May 28, 2010 02:37 PM

The "Heckuva Job, Nappy" line just made me spew water all over my laptop.

Posted by: The Whited Sepulchre on May 28, 2010 06:10 PM

If this had happened under Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler's regime, they'd already had the impeachment papers drawed up, & hired carpenters to build the gallows...Even tho Chimpy's been gone for what, 18 months almost now, I've heard a couple of the LSM squeaking & beeping about how its HIS fault anyway...

Posted by: Sandy G. on May 29, 2010 09:12 AM
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