BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Saw this at Boortz.
Make sure you watch all of it.
Posted by denny at February 7, 2011 02:30 PMDid you notice that there were twice as many Pot smokers (8) than there were church goers (4)? That can't be right, can it?
Posted by: Roger in Republic on February 7, 2011 03:47 PMA Joint was the first thing that popped into my head. I have not smoked in 30 years.
Posted by: Bill C. on February 7, 2011 04:29 PMTop five things that get passed around in Congress:
1. Gas
2. Greed
3. Fraud
4. Excuses
5. Hypocrisy
The list is much deeper, including such things as lies, corruption, waste, ignorance, bombast, talking points, equivocation, and nonsense.
But at my age, I'm afraid I might not have time to complete it.
Posted by: bocopro on February 7, 2011 04:34 PMMy first thought was syphilis. I never would have come up with the collection plate. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: MorningGlory on February 7, 2011 05:10 PMYeah, I was thinking disease as well. I hadn't quite narrowed it down to VD yet, but what the heck.
Posted by: sharpstuff on February 7, 2011 06:29 PMA "joint" was the first thing that came to my mind as well, but now that I think about it, "haha at a gay batchelor party" could've been a good answer too.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on February 7, 2011 07:20 PMOkay, so now I have to find out what the rest of the answers were. How sad that Joint came first. And, how well the host dealt with it ... this will be a classic!
The first thing that came to my my was: Blame.
In my defense, I just came from Newsbusters!
Posted by: Chuck on February 7, 2011 07:27 PMOf course, in the above, by 1st I meant 5th.
I'm guessing top answers are like, money, rumors, gossip ... things like that. I haven't been able to find out what the top answers really were ... anyone?
Posted by: Chuck on February 7, 2011 08:05 PMI was thinking "CharlieDelta in San Francisco" but, yeah, the joint works, too.
Posted by: Paul on February 7, 2011 08:07 PM"Joint" was about the 1st thing that popped into my mind, but I went to a boarding Hiskule in the Seventies, when 98% of us toked, & the other 2% were liars...The only other thing I could think about was "Greasy Old Whore". Guess that tells you where MY mind is...(grin)
Posted by: Sandy G. on February 7, 2011 09:16 PMGreasy Old Whore? You mean Socialist Sally?
Posted by: Denny on February 7, 2011 09:55 PMPaul, BBQ's all over Texas talk of his promiscuity.
Posted by: kerrcarto on February 7, 2011 10:17 PMNow, Denny, don't go pickin' on Sweet Sweet Sally...After all, we ALL know How Hawt She Iz.....Hehehehehehehe..
Posted by: Sandy G. on February 7, 2011 10:25 PMThings that came to mind:
Germs
Jokes
Food at dinner (biscuits, tea)
Emails (with links to Denny's Saturday Boobage)
Responsiblity (or blame)
TV remote control
Sports section (in old days of paper)
Sports balls (footballs, basketball)
And, best of all, chapstick ( See SNL Skit )
Redneck women. Faster than a hot potato.
Posted by: Jeremy on February 7, 2011 11:45 PMHow did we get from "joint" to CD molesting the Blownstar BBQ grill? I missed the segue, but that story makes me laugh, so all the better.
Posted by: Harper on February 7, 2011 11:48 PMPaul-
Check your inbox, bitch!
Denny-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn, I can't believe I forgot all about that gutter slut. She's a much better candidate.
kerrcarto-
ROTFLMFAO! That night, I was 1 of the 8 people that answered the survey question correctly. Cut me some slack...
Harper-
There's nothing to see here. Please disperse...
OMG, I think we started going to hell in the 70's.
Posted by: Alxandro on February 8, 2011 11:59 PM