From Dave.
A blonde's house is on fire.
She calls 911 and says, "My house is on fire."
The dispatcher says, "Well, can you tell me how we get there?"
"Duhhhh," she says, "in the big red trucks, of course!"
Posted by denny at July 30, 2011 12:01 AMWell, with 911 service even on cell phones these days, that WAS a perfectly reasonable answer. Are you SURE she's blonde?
Posted by: Mark Matis on July 31, 2011 10:20 AM