March 24, 2012

Saturday Blonde Joke

Sent to me by many readers.

C'mon. She can't really be this dumb, can she? This has got to be a put on. And it has gone viral. Over 4 million hits.

Here's a math question. If this is for real, and she finds out he put it on the internet, how many days will it be before he gets laid again?

Posted by denny at March 24, 2012 12:01 AM  
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I saw this a few days ago, and yahoo news has a piece on this. Apparently she had been studying for a test prior to this and her brain was completely fried. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, I'm just amazed her round-about logic came up with 58 minutes.

Posted by: Richard on March 23, 2012 11:11 PM

This is a fine gal to rent, but I wouldn't want to buy her.

Posted by: TalkinHorse on March 23, 2012 11:17 PM

Here's a follow-up. The husband did some backing down.

Woman Who Canít Figure Out MPH, Appears on Good Morning America [VIDEO]

Posted by: Woody on March 24, 2012 12:37 AM

I bet she is dynamite in bed ... so who cares if she cant count .... LMAO

Posted by: Dean" on March 24, 2012 02:08 AM

Even though her brain may have been fried from too much studying, it is easy to tell from how she babbles when she talks in the interview, she is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I agree with Dean - she has got to be a "golf ball - garden hose" type of girl.

Posted by: rocky on March 24, 2012 02:59 AM

"I bet she is dynamite in bed"

I agree with you Dean".

She even appears to be a semi-real blonde. Check out her eyebrows. Heck for going 80 miles at 80 mph in 58 minutes I believe she still has plenty of tread on her tires.

I wish I could check out her "sub-navel" brow to be sure.

In any even if I could get my horny, hot little hands on her she'd be counting backwards:


10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-BINGO:

LOUD...... PROLONGED MOANING.... LEG SPLAYING & SPASM RACKED... BACK ARCHING....EARTH SHAKING

Math Problem solved:

Her: 0 to climax in 12 seconds.

Me: Heck, I'd just be shifting into 2nd gear!

Posted by: Toejam on March 24, 2012 03:00 AM

I have 2 other questions for her:

1. What was the color of George Washington's white horse?

2. Who in buried in Grant's tomb?

When is the divorce... 5, 4, 3....

Posted by: Willie on March 24, 2012 09:18 AM

National exposure aside, she is still a dumb blonde. Can't cover up the fact that she has no conception of MPH.

Posted by: Noel Hankamer on March 24, 2012 11:06 AM

Wanna bet she voted for the Marxist occupying the White House???

Posted by: Rob Cooper on March 24, 2012 12:06 PM

This guy is so screwed. He may never recover.

Posted by: DavidC on March 24, 2012 12:26 PM

Even if the thing was rigged, there are people that dense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8

Posted by: TN Rick on March 24, 2012 12:41 PM

The proof that she is dumb is that she married that guy!

Posted by: Claudia on March 24, 2012 02:46 PM

claudia gave the correct answer...if you screw your loved ones..why would someone who just knows you trust you?.....besides.shes a runner..she doesnt need to know how far it takes to go eighty miles...ask her a calorie question.....

Posted by: gerald on March 24, 2012 05:36 PM

Bet you she doesn't stay with him very long. A good looking blonde (or brunette) has no trouble to find a good man who will drive her whenever she needs to go even if she doesn't know how long it will take to get there!

Posted by: Claudia on March 24, 2012 06:28 PM

Rob Cooper - I want to believe better of her. They are driving from Logan, UT to Boise, ID ... so most likely, she didn't vote for the Marxist. :)

Posted by: PeggyU on March 24, 2012 09:11 PM

Poor guy better have kevlar tighty whities if she ever figures it out. With luck, her laptop is made by etch-a-sketch. With out, he is about to become a lesbian for life.

Posted by: Jeremy on March 24, 2012 09:36 PM

Well, being the thoughtful, insightful, & all-around Good Guy I am, I'll take up for her.. The correct answer, 1 Hour, is NOT manifestly correct in modern America...You CAN'T go 80 MPH for very long w/o attracting unduly attention from unsmiling guys who wear Funny-Lookin' Hats, & drive Ford Crown Vickys...MAYBE, just MAYBE, if the destination & the starting point were RIGHT at the Motorway/interstate, she MIGHT have been able to get there in an hour & 15 minutes...But given the traffic in Modern America, I rather doubt it. While it IS theoretically possible to do it in 58 minutes, in all practicality, I doubt if that's really POSSIBLE. However, the fact remains that she is a Boob, but I'd STILL Hit It...(grin)

Posted by: Sandy G on March 24, 2012 09:50 PM

So, Jeremy, do you really think she is a Romney voter? Or did you merely say that to impugn GOC?

Posted by: Mark Matis, OPF on March 24, 2012 11:09 PM

The interview Woody linked to..... They both seem like very nice (and I'll go as far to say sweet, at least in her case) people. It's clear to me that they love each other very much, and I think they will get through this. But OMG-- is she the epitome of "dumb blonde" or what? I mean, c'mon. I kept expecting her to say, "I can't believe I had a brain freeze like that!" She didn't once acknowledge her own lack of simple math knowledge, forget the fact that hubby put the video on the 'net. I'd be mortified at myself first. She hasn't convinced me that "gets it" now, and I am surprised she graduated high school! Sheesh. I know public skool education is crappy these days, but dear lord.
And I hope y'all are right about who she voted for as POTUS last time (assuming she was 18 then). She's in my neck o' the woods now. We have a lot of libs in Boise, but many of them are Kalifornia transplants. :-/
So maybe coming from Utah she's Mormon.

Posted by: Mo K. on March 24, 2012 11:22 PM

Did you misspell that, Mo K., as some of us do with "nagger"?

Posted by: Mark Matis, OPF on March 24, 2012 11:25 PM

What do you think, Mark? And I don't appreciate your comparison. By "some of us", do you mean "You", Mark? I don't know anyone here who uses your example.
I'm not familiar with your comments on Denny's blog (something tells me I'm glad about that), but sounds to me like you're trolling. Piss off.

Posted by: Mo K. on March 24, 2012 11:53 PM

Mo K - Mark is a relatively new commenter here and I don't believe he's a troll.

So how was your first winter in your new digs? I'm prolly gonna be up that way in July. After Camp Blownstar, I'm heading west to see the new bridge over the Colorado River and then heading up I-15 to Three Forks to see the headwaters of the Missouri. After that, I'd like to follow it to Bismarck, which means going up to Williston and then down to Bismarck. I would have to do that in a day, since I'm pretty sure there would be no place to stay in Williston due to all of the oil workers there. A friend of mine warned me off Williston two years ago. They've built a lot of man camps but I don't know if it has completely alleviated the lodging problem.

Posted by: denny on March 25, 2012 05:50 PM

No one is this dumb.

Posted by: Marksman2000 on March 25, 2012 07:20 PM

Sandy,

There are several long sections of I15 through Utah that have an 80 mph speed limit. They are not around any cities so traffic is seldom an issue.

Posted by: David on March 25, 2012 10:48 PM

Yeah, well, around here in NE Tenn., you'd either be VERY foolish or in one helluva hurry to try & go that fast...

Posted by: Sandy G on March 26, 2012 09:04 PM

I loved just cruising the back roads in NE TN. But other than a few stretches of the 81 or 26 I sure wouldn't be trying to drive 80 on most of your roads around there.

UT on the other hand, I've seen most of the scenery along the 15 so it's nice to be able to just make some good time getting on down the road.

Posted by: David on March 26, 2012 09:36 PM

No doubt about it, she is a liberal democrate that voted for obama

Posted by: Spartan76 on March 30, 2012 06:13 PM

Denny-- welcome back. OK, I'll give Mark the benefit of the doubt, but he should watch his tone. :-/

We've had a pretty mild winter here in Boise according to the locals, so no complaints! We knew to expect less snowfall compared to the DC area, and that has proven true. It's been a wet spring, though, temps as high as the mid 60s but generally in the 50s during the day. Too bad we don't get this much rain in the summer, but that's high desert livin' for ya.

July is a great month to be in this area. No humidity. I actually look forward to summers now. You know you have an open invitation if you're ever in the Boise area. :-)

Posted by: Mo K. on March 31, 2012 12:06 AM
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