Ah yeah! First!

A pretty face, but her boobs look like she borrowed them from two different people.

She and they are incredibly beautiful, and I hope her surgeon has dozens of pictures showing how wohderful he can make them.

Well, well this is gonna be a difficult rating session. I'm torn between listing this lady's lovely assets and emphasizing her faults. I suspect we'll just have to play one against the other.

Face: Her eyes have it. Those piercing orbs crowned by the arched eyebrows are indeed seductive. Her lips are full and those pearly white teeth are the nicest I've come across (I wish) in several years. Her hair isn't blonde or even auburn but it's passable. I'm not going to comment in detail on her nose but it has the appearance of the tower of Pisa. It leans to the left. Rating: "B+"

Boobage: They look pretty handy alright. Her aureoles are about average and the nipples stand out nicely. The size and symmetry are pretty good as well. I say they'd make fantastic pillows on a long winter's night. Rating: "A"

Torso/Skin texture: Unfortunately this category is going to drag the young lady's rating down a bit. She appears to have excellent body a myriad of those pin-head sized moles. Yea, I know she can't really help that and they are not really repulsive to the erotic eye but the canvas is marred and that'll cost points. Rating: "C+"

All in all she's not bad. As a matter of fact she's kinda sexy in a way, but no matter what she does she could never, ever vaugely approach the gorgeous testosterone producing, penile swelling attractiveness of DogsDontPurr. I'm really lusting for a one-on-one personal strip poker session with DDP. I'd cheat my ass off in order to get her panties tossed into the pot. Even better have her try to toss them for a "ringer" onto my pole of love. Wow, I think I'd like that game.

In any event I must cut the rating session short. I have an early appointment to have my Porsche Carrera GT detailed and waxed.

Over all Toejam rating: "B"

Pretty eyes and smile-very nice
Perfect nip to boob ratio-very nice
Freckles (not moles TJ) quite cute.
Brunette-smoking hot.

All in all, I really liked this one.

Reminds me kinda of Mila Kunis...Yowsuh !

Yeah, I'd take her out for lobsters asnd icecream.

Awww Toejam...you wouldn't need to resort to cheating. I'm sure you'd have my panties off in no time. (Especially since I probably wouldn't be wearing any!)

Alas, I won't be able to play with you on the cam tonight. I'm a bit under the weather after entertaining my out~of~town family all week. Sorry to play hard to get. Hope you'll be patient and check out my cam next Saturday. ~XxxOoo

Very nice. I have to agree with Sandy G.......she does remind me of Mila Kunis.

Now why did you guys have to go and insult this week's Saturday Boobage babe by throwing around the name of that skank moron Kunis, who loves and supports President ZerO? Not only is she an idiot, she's got tiny little Kate Hudson titties. I've had mosquito bites that were bigger than Mila's tits.

Honestly though, I used to think she was hot until she ran her mouth about politics. Now she's just another ugly dipshit liberal in Hollyweird, but I repeat myself...

Lovely girl. No one would kick her out of the sack.

Someone has done a great job of hiding or disguising the filling nozzles for those balloons....

Sorry 'bout that, CD, I didn't realise that she was "THAT" way. I always thought she was Hawt-If kinda mouthy- in "That Seventies Show", altho the one I REALLY had the hots for was Laura Prepon. Big ole tall, rawboned redhead....Uhh-HUH ! (grin)