October 24, 2012

Tide Commercial

Some dude sent me this and asked me if I'd post it. Sure.


Yannow, I never got into The Lord of the Rings. I made it about 1/3 of the way through the first book and was, as National Lampoon used as a title of their parody, Bored of the Rings. I liked National Lampoons' character names better: Frito and Dildo.

Posted by denny at October 24, 2012 07:21 PM  
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IIRC, there was another character called "Good Gulf", which MIGHT make some of the other greybeards here smile wistfully...

Posted by: Sandy G on October 24, 2012 08:16 PM

Blasphemy! Have you no shame? Some of us need something to grasp tightly during these Obamatic times!! Besides, Howard Shore rules.

Posted by: TomR on October 24, 2012 11:31 PM

Damn even with a running time of 54 seconds, this commercial was so boring I had to stop it after 4 minutes.

Besides, fucking Gandolf is GAY. You can tell by the eyes and that ass licking smirk (plus the fact he came out).

Posted by: Willie on October 25, 2012 01:09 AM

Damn even with a running time of 54 seconds, this commercial was so boring I had to stop it after 4 minutes.

Besides, fucking Gandolf is GAY. You can tell by the eyes and that ass licking smirk (plus the fact he came out).

Posted by: Willie on October 25, 2012 01:10 AM

Same story as Denny. Couldn't hack the book, but picked up the lampoon in college. Dildo Bugger, it was. But I loved the Peter Jackson movies.

Posted by: TalkinHorse on October 25, 2012 05:15 AM

I agree, the books are boring.

And it's too bad Peter Jackson supports convicted child murderers. Otherwise I might be able to enjoy his movies.

Posted by: T-Rog on October 25, 2012 10:49 AM

Tim Benzedrine.

"Argle bargle morble whoosh."

"She name Hashberry"

Great book.

Posted by: kinlaw on October 25, 2012 07:33 PM

And don't forget the Ballhogs. Bored of the Rings was ever so much more entertaining than the real thing.
And the movies are simply insufferable. Ponderous bullshit. If I ever hear that moron Bilbo plaintively hollering "FRODO" or those pig squealing creatures again, I'm going to puke right in my lap.

Posted by: Past Your Eyes on October 27, 2012 07:15 AM

I laughed all the way through "Bored of The Rings", then made the mistake of lending it to my Sister in Law. I haven't seen my copy for many years.

Gerry

Posted by: Gerry N. on October 29, 2012 09:25 AM
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