December 01, 2012

Saturday Boobage 12-1-2012


From Marty.

Posted by denny at December 1, 2012 12:00 AM  

Don't much care for the face, but that may be The Perfect Rack.

Posted by: Toren on December 1, 2012 12:01 AM

A truly fantastic body, but she looks pissed!

Posted by: cpu on December 1, 2012 12:05 AM

Finally! I knew a year of weekly Saturday boobage watching would someday pay off. Face? What face? I never made it past her shoulder blades. It took a million years of evolution to make a pair of breasts that perfect. Damn.

Note to Toe: No, they are not fake. There ARE women out there who have natural breasts larger than A cups.

Posted by: southpaw on December 1, 2012 04:56 AM

Yooooowsir, this young, tender damsel could have the qualities of an "A" rating. Why, not the face or even the boobage, which by the way are quality specimens. Nope it's her luscious loins. Forget the firm breast sacks and allow your eyes to focus on those two long, slender upper legs. Unfortunately the quality of the photo doesn't do this woman justice so we'll have to insert some wiggle room into today's ratings.

Anyway, as one who likes to start at the top and end up at the bottom I say "saddle up and let's ride".

1) Face: Standard fare for a young aspiring porn star. Nothing spectacular, but certainly has a certain "take me in all three orifices and I'll love every stroke", look. Rating: "B+"

2) Boobage: A little above the average, but those slightly over sized aureoles do detract from their firm, natural sag and almost perfect symmetry. Yea I know, the pseudo experts will tell you perfect symmetry indicates boobage enlargement and natural boobs are not exactly alike. But to tell the truth my tongue don't give a shit. OH, oh spotted a 2 millimeter canker; left boob 9 O'clock. That'll cost her. Rating: "A-"

3) Torso/arms: Pretty nice. Tummy firm, hips flare nicely and she's a "mega-innie". A perfect lint magnet. Rating "A".

4) Thighs: At last I get to run my Testosterone lubed eyeballs along those highways to heaven. Perfectly formed, lightly tanned, tight, firm and her skin is smoother than fine Japanese silk. One has to accept her calves are of a similar quality. I'd wear the taste buds off my tongue exploring her magnificent lower appendages. Rating: "A+"

Toejam overall rating: "A"

No, I didn't forget my favorite lady, DogsDontPurr. Despite my hearty lusting over today's subject my mind's eye has been on your more that perfect bod, DDP. Unfortunately, my mind's eye can only rev my 5 liter hornball engine but I really need to place my powerful, long shaft piston into your cylinder to get both of our crankshafts throbbing. Soon my dear we'll climb Pike's Peak in unison and after we reach the peak we'll coast down to a perfect landing.

Posted by: Toejam on December 1, 2012 08:20 AM

Toren, I haven't noticed her face yet, perhaps I'll return to this site!

Posted by: RalphJ on December 1, 2012 08:44 AM

The face looks like....
Caan!?!? James Caan...
I thought you said you were Bond...James Bond!!!


Posted by: Steve on December 1, 2012 09:40 AM

She is TOTALLY outstanding..!
Even her navel appears to be a useable orifice....

Posted by: LarryJ on December 1, 2012 12:03 PM

I believe this is former Page 3 girl Alice Goodwin, who proves that British women can't be matched for great boobs.

Posted by: Don on December 1, 2012 12:36 PM

she's beautiful. Did any one of you detractors EVER look in the mirror? How perfect are YOU? SHEESH, the things you guys pick apart - y'all need to buy a blowup doll. You wouldn't notice the difference!

Posted by: mike on December 1, 2012 12:38 PM

Actually I think she was looking at Toejam when that was snapped, and its a look of bitter disappointment. Big boobs aint my taste, but she has a nice figure.

Posted by: Jeremy on December 1, 2012 01:56 PM

I don't know about the British women being unmatched for great boobs. Those Czech women are pretty stacked!

Posted by: Dar on December 1, 2012 03:53 PM

Nicely figured. Definitely what you would call "Womanly"

Posted by: pdwalker on December 2, 2012 01:58 AM

Ooops...I almost missed Saturday Boobage this week. Too many holiday festivities going on. But of course, I couldn't miss checking in to see if I'm still on Toejam's "Naughty or Nice" list!

Happy holidays throw me the keys and let's see if I can make that engine purrrr...


Posted by: DogsDontPurr on December 2, 2012 01:22 PM

Has Saturday Boobage become some kinda twisted standup relief for an attention craven old fart and ~XxxOoo?

Just a wee bit way too weekly creepy, IYKWIMAITYD.

As for this weeks pic - dog ass ugly, has manhands, and most likely a 'shopped Adam's apple. Decent tits, though concealing cock under the sheet.

Posted by: AlphaDelta on December 2, 2012 10:35 PM

Oh AlphaDelta....*sigh*...maybe you just need to stand under the mistletoe with me for a minute....


Posted by: DogsDontPurr on December 3, 2012 02:32 AM
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