BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Got it from Rick.
Y'know, I used to think that Jimmah Carter was like the good Kirk in the episode of Star Trek when Kirk was split into the good Kirk and the bad Kirk. The good Kirk was nice but indecisive. I thought Jimmah was like that. A good, well meaning man who was unable to make a decision. That was before I realized that Jimmah Carter was an anti-Semitic, anti-American idiot. That's not to mention being an incompetent president and a bitter old man. He's got a lot of the evil Kirk in him.
Freaking awesome!
And that is why you have to practice scales over and over and over again.
This one is from Ron.
What is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident?
Turn off the ignition?
NO
Get away from the car in case it explodes?
NO
Call 911 on her cell phone?
NO
After all, she has to get her priorities straight.
Holy crap! It's winter, but look at those tan lines.
Thanks to Catfish who sent me this one.
I was wondering whom I was gonna make Asshole of the Week this week until about three hours ago when my telephone rang. Since my caller ID didn't tell me who it was, I let my answering machine pick it up. It was a recording of a spokesbitch for my Congresscritter, Hank "Stump" Johnson. She extolled Hank's "bravery" in voting for the Iraq Surrender Bill. Bravery? WTF? This is the 4th Congressional District. Cynthia McCommie used to be the Congresscritter in this district. Bravery would have been voting against the Iraq Surrender Bill.
So this was a twofer piss GOC off. First off, the call was during my late afternoon nap and it woke my sleepy ass up. Then we had some bitch bragging about Hank's "bravery" for being a fucking traitor to this country. Yeah. I was really fucking happy to hear that. Here ya go Hank, you brave fucking traitor. Here's your award.
V-Man has come up with a good way to have an interfaith dialogue and promote multicultural understanding.
Stole it from SondraKiStan.
I've always thought we should rebuild them and rebuild them bigger.
Since the Dims are fixin' to surrender to al Qaeda they decided to protect Hillary by giving her a Moo-slime name. Seldom bin Laid.
Sent to me by many readers.
Bou has a great post about the differences between how we treat our vets now as opposed to how we treated them after Viet Nam. The way the Left in this country treated our guys coming home from Viet Nam was a disgrace! It's almost as disgraceful as how the Dimocrats in Congress are stabbing our active duty forces in the back right now.
Once again we see the international community (and the Dimocrat Party) do and say absolutely nothing about Iran. When Jimmah Carter was president, Iran took our diplomats hostage in violation of the sacred International Law that we are always accused of violating, and the international community did nothing. Nada. Zilch. Diddly dip point shit.
Now we see Iran violating the sacred Geneva Convention with their treatment of the 15 Brits they captured and once again, the international community is silent. Where's the outrage? We're always told that we have to abide by the Geneva Convention, even though it doesn't apply to terrorists, because if we don't, then our enemies won't. Yeah. That's working out real well with Iran ain't it. Calling Amnesty International. Nope. No one's home.
The mad mullahs are thumbing their noses at the rest of the world and the rest of the world has decided to take it like the cowards they are. It could be 15 American sailors and the Dimocrats would advocate doing nothing after all that's how they feel about the Brits. This is bullshit!
Here's an idea. Armamalamadingdong is coming to speak at the United Nations. Why don't we take that asshole hostage and offer to trade him for the Brits? While we're at it why don't we say that we won't release him until he admits that he was one of the "students" who took our diplomats hostage?
Aw fuck it! Let's just nuke Iran. I'm on the side of the mad Veep in this season of 24.
I don't have anything tonight so once again I'm gonna let Art take my place.
George Will wrote a column about anger: Anger is all the rage: George Will, March 26, 2007
I think that he missed the point.
Anger turned to hate, along with fear, has become a political weapon. Hate and fear are dynamic while their opposites, love and fearlessness, are passive. So if you want to build a constituency and mobilize people you need only give them something to hate or something to fear. Love and fearlessness will result in their sitting back and enjoying their good fortune.
Because of this reality, politics has degenerated into the demonizing of opponents and scaring the public with issues for which no one has a viable solution. Then the demagogues can claim that they have the solution and that if you just throw the evil rascals out and give them control life will be wonderful.
They claim that if they are in charge they will save the planet and end poverty, homelessness, hunger, illness, crime and war. Oh, I forgot, and they would also guarantee total freedom. Wouldnt that be paradise? If only you would support them and put them in charge.
Just a couple of problems. First off, free will and paradise are incompatible. Whether you believe that Genesis is the word of God or an interesting fairytale, the message is the same. Adam and Eve were in paradise. Adam and Eve had free will. Adam and Eve made a poor choice. Adam and Eve were banished from paradise.
The question you must ask yourself is: How can these demagogues give you paradise with out taking away your freedoms and making you totally dependent, which is the definition of bondage? They cant.
The main difference between the Left and the Right is that the Left lives in a theoretical world while the Right tries to understand reality. The Left believes that more government is the solution, the Right believes that too much government is the problem. The world is a dangerous deadly place and as long as there is free will man will make choices that that result in the above listed tribulations.
This is not an argument for giving up and ending the fight to reduce these tribulations. Nor is it an argument for ending freedom. It is an argument for recognizing the complexity of the problem and rejecting simple, feel good solutions offered for the purpose of gaining political advantage.
Another problem with the Left is that once they formulate a theory they marry it. No matter how many time it fails, they cling to it till death do they part. A classic example is Communism (Socialism). Instead of questioning the theory every time it fails, the Left just proclaims that it wasnt done right but if they were in charge they would do it right.
Since the Left emerges out of the theoretical world of the university, their influence spreads even to the world of science. The most important attribute of a scientist is to be skeptical about his own findings. Due to the influence of the Left, scientists are more and more becoming advocates for their initial findings. Scientists talking about a consensus is an oxymoron. Either the experiment rising from research can be consistently replicated or it cant. If it cant, then the theory that initiated the research is flawed and therefore should be discarded. There should not be a poll as to how many scientists agree with the theory.
Finally, it has been my experience that any attempt to have a philosophical discussion with a Leftist is turned into a right fight by the Leftist. If you offer them an unassailable fact, they ignore it, go off on a tangent, or make an ad hominem attack (Bush lied, Bush is Dumb, etc.) They are right and anyone who disagrees with them is evil because they are just trying to make the world better. Of course whenever their theories fail, they werent properly implemented.
Cal sent me the new Dimocrat Party Seal.
Ray wanted me to share this with my readers.
Droolingcumspot has found some manners and, in an e-mail, requested (He's trying to get unbanned) that I change this post because Algore isn't really a hypocrite. Ya see, a lot of the energy he uses is green energy so it's OK for him to set a bad example and be an energy hog. Oh yeah, almost forgot. He also buys carbon offsets. More on that later. Let's look at two houses.
HOUSE # 1:
A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a
pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE
MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American
household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas
runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked
was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national
average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern
"snow belt," either. It's in the South.
HOUSE # 2:
Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this
house incorporates every "green" feature current home construction can provide.
The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid
high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds
geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the
ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools
it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and
it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling
system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon
underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into
underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then
irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area
blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.
HOUSE # 1 (20 room energy guzzling mansion) is outside of Nashville, Tennessee .
It is the abode of that renowned environmentalist (and filmmaker) Al Gore.
HOUSE # 2 (model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas. Also
known as "the Texas White House," it is the private residence of the President
of the United States, George W. Bush.
So whose house is gentler on the environment? Yet another story you WON'T hear
on CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC or read about in the New York Times or the
Washington Post. Indeed, for Mr. Gore, it's truly "an inconvenient truth."
Now, Droolingcumspot, before you whip off that e-mail chiding me for getting my facts wrong read on so I can piss you off even more.
As far as I'm concerned, manmade global warming is one of the biggest steaming piles of bullshit fostered upon the human race since Islam (killing people who claim their religion is not peaceful since the 7th Century). It has become a religion. Anyone who could believe that since man is only responsible for 5% of carbon dioxide that we could have an effect on the climate is an idiot. I'm not even sure Algore believes his own bullshit. He certainly doesn't live as if he believes it.
As I said, manmade global warming is a religion and Algore is the high priest. Hey, he might even be the pope. Pope Algore I. Here's sumpin' cool. This religion, just like the Church during the Middle Ages, sells indulgences. They are known as carbon offsets. If you are a Hollywood liberal and you live in an energy guzzling huge carbon footprint mansion, you can get into environmental heaven by buying a carbon offset. That indulgence will pay for some sorry sucker planting some trees in Africa. Be an energy hog, sponsor some tree planting. That's how Pope Algore I can justify his huge energy wasting mansion. He's bought indulgences. Here's sumpin' else that's neat. Pope Algore I is part owner of the company that sells indulgences. Pope Algore I gets a cut. That's how the Church financed some of their building programs and it is probably how Pope Algore I is getting some of the money to finance his mansion. Where's Martin Luther when we need him?
It's not just Pope Algore I. Brother Breck Guy is building a huge mansion as well. 28,000 square feet. But his must be energy efficient. He was asked about his energy bills and he said the last one he saw was between $300 and $400 dollars. Holy crap! My house is only 2500 square feet and that's what I pay. It's a miracle!
So Algore, the snake oil salesman, is just like so many of the phony televangalists. He wants his flock to make all the sacrifices. Change their lifestyles. I heard him say that in his Power Point Presentation documentary.
Isn't that neat? You can have someone else put together a Power Point Presentation using questionalble facts, film it, and have the booger eatin' moh-rons in Hollywood give you an award.
Will Pope Algore I make any changes in his lifestyle? Will he promise to cut his energy usage? Will he curtail his flights on private jets? Will he make any sacrifices for his religion? Will he try to make a difference like he is asking his flock to do?
Are you kidding? He's Pope Algore I. The rules don't apply to him.
Update! Josh made me a Pope Algore I picture.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Update! Look what you can get on eBay.
Thanks Jay!
Last year, on the 4th of July, the beautiful house of Dash and Christina got hit by lightning and burned to the ground.
I really think it was all the fault of the Rocket Man (who's also a wimp because he didn't go to Claxton with us). He got us in trouble in Helen last year. People even called the cops on us. One of his rockets got stuck on the roof of Eric's house.
Last year, Dash and Christina shot off some rockets that Yabu sent them and a few hours later their house was hit by lightning and burned to the ground. Coincidence? You be the judge.
They rebuilt the house on the same slab and it was finished in January and that's when they moved in. I was invited to a pig roast in May for some of their blog friends, but I'm gonna be diving then, so they invited me to the pig roast they were having for neighbors and their Texas friends. That's where I was this past weekend.
I decided to drive. It's a two day drive to Texas and I enjoy driving, especially in my Z3.
I left Atlanta late enough to avoid the worst part of rush hour and I made it to Lafayette, Louisiana the first day. On Friday, I was just arriving in New Braunfels when my cell phone rang. It was Christina wondering where I was. I told her I was almost there. I was only about a mile from my hotel.
After checking in, I went in search of some flowers and wine. Found them both in the same store. It was the least I could do since I had been invited for dinner.
I had offered to take them all out to dinner, but Dash was babysitting a brisket on the grill, so I was invited for dinner. Christina made crawfish fettucine and her mother (not to be undone) made another dish. We also had a salad. Christina forced me to eat this really rich chocolate pie with ice cream for dessert. All I can say is I'm glad I don't live close enoough to eat with them on a regular basis. I would be 60 pounds overweight rather than just the 20 pounds overweight I am now.
I slept in the next morning and was awakened by housekeeping knocking on the door. Got up, took a shower, and read for awhile and I was off to the party. I got there early so I could score a parking spot in the driveway.
Christina's friend Susan (Every time I see Susan I ask her if she's bought a house yet and everytime she tells me no.) had already arrived and was hard at work as were Christina, Chritina's mom, Dash, and Sweet one. Sweet One was making won tons (Is won ton one word or two?) and had been hard at work all morning. Dash was busy finishing up all the meat which besides the hog and briskets including chicken and sausages.
Christina's sister and her family arrived shortly thereafter and she was put on won ton and spring roll detail under the supervision of Christina's mom. Just for the record, Christina's mom thinks everything needs her supervision. That doesn't make her a bad person.
I sat around, drank beer and watched. I'm a cripple ya know. I also talked to Christina's brother-in-law uh, uh, uh, Tom. It's an inside joke.
People started arriving around 1:00 PM and I got introduced to many people whose names I promptly forgot. I had to explain blogging to a few people who asked how I knew Christina and Dash.
"Yeah. I do this thing called blogging and Christina does too and we met that way. What's a blog? Well for some people, it's an online diary. For others it's a way to relieve our tensions by writing about how incredibly fucking stupid liberals are and how all Moo-slimes should be shot!" I didn't say the last part.
Shoe arrived and since her ex opted out of his promised child care this weekend she had her hellions (Just kidding.) boys with her.
The weather turned out nice. The food was awesome and there was a lot of it. Christina said over 120 people showed up.
Yabu had sent some rockets. Sweet One and friends shot them off. One wound up in the very top of a tree. That one will be up there until the leaves fall and there is a nice wind. I don't know what happened to the other one.
Near the end, I got talked into breaking out the guitar and singing a few songs. Yeah. Like it takes a lot of effort to get me to play and sing. Fortunately, a lot of alcohol had been consumed by then so everyone thought I was excellent.
Some guy asked me if I knew any Harry Chapin. Nope. He came back later and asked if I knew any Billy Joel. Nope. He came back a little later and asked if I knew any John Denver. John Denver? I haven't played any John Denver since the 70's. Couldn't remember any of his songs.
All in all it was a great day. Christina and Dash really know how to throw a party. I was so glad I could make it.
I got back to my hotel and found that they hadn't made up my room. Upon checking out the next morning I brought this up. The person at the desk told me that houskeeping had tried twice. Bullshit! I was out of my room at 11:00 AM. She said that when so few rooms are rented, housekeeping only works in the morning. Hmmmm. Could it be the reason that so few rooms are rented is that the Quality Inn in New Braunfels is overpriced and has taken the service out of customer service. This is the third time I stayed in this hotel and it will be the last.
Driving home, I took the north route and spent the night at a Comfort Inn in Vicksburg. When I got up in the morning and started loading up the car, this dude, who was talking to the housekeeping staff grabbed my duffel out of my room and put it in the trunk of my car.
When I went to check out, the employees tried to stuff me full of breakfast. Nope I just want coffee. How about a waffle? Nope I just want coffee. I did take a banana. They carried my coffee out to my car for me. Half the price of Quality Inn and much better service.
Made it home around 4:15 and didn't get stuck in too much Atlanta traffic.
I'm home until Easter, when I'll drive up to South Carolina and will spend it with my sister. My next road trip will be in May for Blodger de Mayo. Holy crap! It's just a little over a month away.
Now that the Dimocrats control Congress, it's time for them to do what they do best: Cut military spending. Here is the future of our military.
Thanks to Rob.
Someone e-mailed me and asked if, after last night's sucking episode, I believed 24 had jumped the shark. What I think is that we're getting tired of much of the same plot developments.
Every year there is a mole or some other type of penetration of CTU's security. CTU security. Now that's an oxymoron. They've even recycled Special Agant Breck, in the 4th season, being framed, like Nadia was this season. Or was she? Just how did the piece of hardware get installed on Nadia's system?
I cringe every time someone at CTU says they're "setting up a perimeter". Why bother? I don't think CTU has ever had a successful perimeter.
Molo getting it on with Nadia? Come on. That's as bad as Chloe getting it on with Ricky freaking Shroder.
24 has had sucking episodes in the past. They have had episodes worse that last night's episode. We're just getting tired of it.
Unless they can juice up the writing, it will only last one more season.
Ron sent me this interesting straw poll.
C'mon Fred! Throw your hat into the ring and start fundraising!
Nope! Not a screwdriver it's a new T-shirt.
You can get one here.
Got it from Islaswolf.
Made it home OK and posting will resume shortly. Rob and Jeremy should be ashamed of themselves for their attempt at posting Saturday Boobage in the comments of this post! Bad! Bad!
So I posted a Saturday Blonde Joke twice and someone said I needed to take another vacation. So, I am. I'm off tomorrow morning to drive to Texas and attend a hog roast and housewarming for Dash and Christina whom I love to death. I'll also get to see Christina's friend Susan and my lady Shoe whom I also love to death.
The downside is I won't be attending to this blog, so I know there may be a few children without manners showing up acting like spoiled brats. Later this year, I plan on getting a laptop so I can blog when traveling.
Have fun while I'm gone. I should be back Monday night.
Now I gotta 'splain this to my liberal readers. The do not resuscitate refers to their political careers not their lives. Unlike the wackos at the Puffington Host and the Koz Kidz who are hoping that Cheney dies from his blood clot, I am not advocating the Clintons dying.
This is a good place to put a Clinton joke sent to me by many readers.
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
Little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father,
he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay
cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes,
if the offer is really good, he will go home with some
guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and is helping to get Hillary
Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
Wow! This is great news for guys! Thanks to Barney for tipping me off.
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Bill Clinton must really be smiling about this study. "Hey Monica! It's good for you!" I know there are a bunch of men smiling and women going, "Oh crap!" "But baby, it's good for your tits!"
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
I wonder how you got into that study group? I volunteer! Do me! Do me!
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
Just a little joke inserted here. Do you know what bird represents true love? The swallow. Rimshot!
But wait! There's more.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
"fellatio is actually a healthy act" That's sure to piss off a bunch of Baptists. Studies have found that masturbation was good for the prostate. . That's good news for Haha and droolingcumspot.
What next? Cunnilingus is good for the tongue? Well, maybe it makes you a cunning linguist.
Update. Ron sent me this.
I didn't like last night's episode. Why? Because Jack Bauer prevented a nuke going off in a hostile country. I mean, why not nuke San Francisco? It's not like they're a part of the United States anymore. It's a city full of rat bastard commies. Remember how Michael Moore couldn't understand why the terrorists took down the WTC? No one there voted for Bush. Same with San Francisco. Why would terrorists want to nuke it? San Francisco is on their side fer chrissakes! Better they should go after San Diego. People in that city are actually patriotic. Too bad Jack saved 'Frisco. (People in San Francisco hate it when you call their city 'Frisco.) Where are they planning on setting off the next nuke? Seattle? Go for it! Chicago? I'm down with that! This is the first time I've rooted for the terrorists.
So Audrey's dead? So what. Or is she? I didn't get a good look at those photos. Anyway, Kim Raver is already in another series. But if Audrey is dead and Jack's brother is dead, he now has no reason not to boink his sister-in-law. Go for it, Jack! Or maybe you could hook up the the big haired lady from last season with the booger eatin' moh-ron for a son.
Who's the mole? Is it really the Moo-slime babe or is she being set up, and if so, by whom? Chloe? Naw! Morris? Can't see it. Milo? Where has he been since the first season? What went on in Denver?
Questions and more questions. That's why we keep tuning in.
My favorite site on economic issues is The Skeptical Optimist. He rightly sees that the best economy is a growing economy. He is also predicting that the deficit will vanish in June of 2008. That could happen if Bush develops a spine and vetoes some spending bills, like the abomination working its way through Congress right now. Yep! The Dims were gonna be fiscally responsible. Tax receipts continue to grow because the economy is growing.
For some reason, I never added him to my blogroll. He's there now.
Sent to me by many readers.
Update. I just received an e-mail from a French Canadian who said that these guys were Quebecers. This part of the e-mail should really interest Eric and Elisson.
The fact that one curses by saying "Ciboire" is a dead giveaway. They don't curse using church words in France. But in Quebec, french slang includes Ostie, Tabarnack, Calisse, Viarge, Sacrement... Words from Church and used instead of the F word. We have variety.
I found out at the Claxton blodgemeet that Eric's new curse word is tabernacle. Heh! Heh! Heh! He got that from the Quebecers.
Warning! NSFW! Also very very scary! You have been warned! Look at your own risk!
Toldja! Got it from Catfish.
Art wrote a letter to his local paper. here it is.
Treason doth never prosper: whats the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it treason. Sir John Harrington. (15611612)Our enemies declare openly that they cannot, and do not intend, to defeat us militarily. With history on their side, they intend to defeat us politically: as did enemies in Viet Nam, Lebanon and Somalia. Our withdrawal, in those instances, resulted in millions of innocent lives lost and the establishment of territorial strongholds for our enemies. Our failure to stay and win and secure Iraq will have the same result and will spread to, and bring about the loss of, Afghanistan.
We keep calling for the Iraqis to stand up. If you were an Iraqi would you stand up if you thought that the Americans will cut and run and leave you and your family to suffer death, or worse, at the hands the terrorists that will overrun your country and exact revenge on those who helped the Americans?
Our friends fear us and our enemies dont.
Calls for withdrawal by John Murtha and his supporters in Congress and the media frighten our friends and embolden our enemies. What Mr. Murtha and his cohorts are doing is exactly what our enemies want done.
In grade school I learned that treason was: Giving aid and comfort to the enemy in time of war. Surely, congressional participation in our enemies plan for victory is the very essence of giving aid and comfort.I dare to call it treason.
Here is his letter and comments on the newspaper's website.
Poulson sent me this.
From left to right: Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, and Wally.
And Ursula Andress is 71 years old today.
A bit late for the Ides of March, but that date, March 15, didn't fall on a Monday. Richard sent this one to me.
It was the Ides of March and the Romans were suffering from allergies. When the Senate convened, the senators arrived with puffy eyes and runny noses. The Senate took a short recess, and Caesar's close friend Marcus Brutus approached him on the Senate steps. Caesar burst out,
Aahh Choo, Brute!
30,000 people showed up in DC including Pumpman's friend Recondo32. The turnout of the patriots was much higher than that of the rat bastard commies.
Rodger has a put together a video that riffs off of Mama Moonbat's speech "in the shadow of the Death Star".
My friend Pres sent me this. This is for all you folks up in the Northeast who are experiencing global warming this weekend. Is Algore in the Northeast today?
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Walmart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.
Since it's St. Patrick's Day I'm issuing the following warning.
Warning! Never do this to a can of beer!
It will get warm and explode!
Thanks to poulson for this warning. Have a happy St. Pat's!
I'll tell you I can really attract some great trolls. This next specimen looks like a hit and run troll. To top it off, he put this comment on the last Saturday Boobage post. A boob posting on boobage.
The witt and wisdom of the Grouchy Old Retard:
If he had read The Rules of this blog, he would have realised that he was violating rules number 3 and 4.
3. Do not start a thread with an insult. That immediately shows that you are a fucking idiot and are fair game and will be treated accordingly. If you are polite, we will be polite. Maybe. I decide. Unfair? See rule 1.
4. If you do insult me or others, try to make it an amusing insult. "Ha. Ha. Ha. You sure are stupid" is lame. "You have alzheimers" is lame. "If your brains were TNT, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose" is good. Come up with sumpin' like that and you can stay a little longer. I want to be amused. If I'm not amused you're gone. Why can I do that? See rule number 1.
Like I've never been called Grouchy Old Retard before? Can't these buttwipes come up with sumpin' original? Here, let me try. When I responded to this guy, who calls himself jbd, I said jbd must stand for jackoff by day. It took me all of five seconds to come up with that. Naw, it's not good, but it's better than Grouchy Old Retard. Probably more descriptive as well. BTW jbd, it is "wit" not "witt". Even a retard knows how to use a spellchecker.
May 2003:"The war was won in three weeks and came in under budget. What's not to be happy about?"
He got that from this post. I still stand by that. We overthrew Saddam Hussein in three weeks and we came in under budget. What was not to be happy about when I wrote that post? I've been saying ever since that we won the war but lost the peace. Nice to see he's kept up with my writing.
responding to someone prognostication that Republicans would someday regret the war: "No. I think it's gonna be Dimocrats who will want to forget about it."
"responding to someone prognostication"? WTF? Preview is my friend, Dude. I force you to preview your post before you can submit it and you still fucked it up, and I'm the retard?
As to Dimocrats wanting to forget about it, there sure are a lot of 'em trying to forget about voting for it. And, if they do cause us to lose this war, they'll really want to forget about it after the next terrorist attack. And why haven't the Dims tried to cut off funding for the war? Because their polling tells them that the American people do not want to cut and run yet.
"...there were lots of people on the left saying it would be a quagmire with thousands of American soldiers dead and 100,000 Iraqi civilians dead."
Let's see, I guess you could call 3000 "thousands" but that's not what the left meant. Have 100,000 Iraqi civilians died yet? According to this liberal site, no. The left is trying as hard as they can to make this a major catastrophe, but compared to other wars, the casualties have been very light. All deaths suck, but compare this to WWI, WWII, Korea, or Viet Nam. Or how about the Clinton years?.
and on and on and on. so my question is, how can you continue to be so arrogantly wrong??
Arrogant? Because it pisses off mindless trolls like you. Wrong? Hardly ever.
A gazillion bucks says you either A) remove my post immediately or B)respond to it without addressing any of the points I've raised, but just thought I'd ask.
Wow! I'm an SRF now, but with a gazillion bucks I'm gonna be both snottier and richer. Make the check out to D. S. Wilson. Yeah. Like that's gonna happen. jdb ain't gonna cough up the gazillion bucks. He probably doesn't even have a hundred bucks. He probably lives at home with his parents. But I got sumpin' for him. Congrats jdb. You are the Asshole of the Week. Here's your prize.
Got this from JD who lives in New York.
Now to all of my liberal readers, let me just say that I don't really want Rudy to kill Hillary. This is what is known as a joke. This is how I differ from you libs. You actually do want Bush or Cheney to die as was evidenced by the frothing at the lips going on over at the nutroots lamenting the fact that Cheney wasn't killed in Afghanistan.
I'm always the last to know stuff like this. I only found out in Savannah over the weekend that this guy has started blogging again.
Thanks to Woody who found this here. Ayatollah Aliahole. I love it!
Booger eatin' moh-ron thought he was Neo. Dude! You're not in the Matrix.
There are gonna be some war protesters in Washington DC this weekend. Pumpman's old friend, Recondo32 is heading there to join up with other veterans and The Gathering of Eagles. More info here. The last thing we want is some wacko anti-war loons defacing our monuments. Erica would like to do a Sonny on them.
<Daxmontana>Just damn!</Daxmontana>. I wanted to write a long post tonight about the bullshit flying around about the eight fired US attorneys. Y'know, about when Republicans do sumpin' it's bad. Bad! e.g. Richard Nixon requested one FBI file, which he didn't get. Bad! Very bad! This is an impeachable offense. Clinton got over 1000 FBI files. Yawn! It was just a simple bureaucratic snafu. It didn't upset Dan Blather a bit. Maybe if one of the FBI files had been forged, Danny Boy might have quit performing fellatio on the Clintons long enough to take notice.
I remember Nixon, the only Republican president that the left hated more than Bush (Probably because of Alger Hiss. Many on the left still believe that Alger Hiss wasn't a spy, just like they believe that Bill Clinton didn't have sex with that woman. Remember, Dan Blather thinks Clinton is an honest man.), tried to get the IRS to audit his enemies. No such luck. Clinton, on the other hand, did have the IRS audit his enemies. Where was the outrage? "Ho hum", said the press. "Clinton's enemies deserved it because they're bad! Bad!." Y'see, corruption is OK if it's committed by a Dimocrat. I see William Jefferson is still in office and is sitting on the Homeland Security Committee. But it's the Republicans who are corrupt. And, they've resigned.
I've mentioned many times that Dimocrats can get away with murder. Just ask Ted Kennedy. Had a Republican done what he did, it would have been the end of his political career. But Teddy is now an icon. A respected member of the Senate. It's nice to see that in Taxachusetts it's OK to get away with murder if you are a Dimocrat.
Or, what about Gerry Studds. Mark Foley sends dirty notes to a few pages (and the Dimocrats howled with rage.) and he resigns. Gerry Studds boinks a male page and gets reelected to four more terms. Where was the Dimocrat outrage then? Yeah. He got censured. Big deal! Like I said, he got reelected. He's also from Taxachusetts.
I wonder what John and John Quincy Adams would have to say about the Taxachusetts voters today? The Boston Tea Party would actually be a tea party if it were held today.
Y'know how to tell if a Dimocrat has read a book? The pages are bent over.
But I digress. Before I could start writing my rant, I made the mistake of reading what Dymphna wrote, and she did it so succinctly, too.
Youve only fired eight [US] attorneys, Mr. Bush. Come on. Mr. Clinton sacked ninety three of em right at the start and gave them ten days to clear out. That sir is politics presidential behavior, with Mr. Clinton setting the pace. You owe us eighty five more heads.
Kinda reminds me of what I read somewhere that stated that when you kill one person it is a murder. When you kill one million, it's a statistic.
Do y'all remember when the Clintons did this? The press found nothing wrong with this. After all, it was his presidential perogative. We had liberals like Eleanor Clift defending the Clintons. What do you want to bet she is shrieking about this. Too bad Molly Ivins is dead. She would be up in arms about this. We all know that the Clinton purge had absolutely nothing to do with Whitewater investigations or an investigation on the corruption of Congressman Dan Rostenkowski.
And Hillary is outraged about this. GMAFB! Hillary being outraged about US attorneys being fired is on a par with Ted Kennedy being morally outraged by anything. This reminds me of the definition of chutzpah: A child kills both his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. But then, no one has more chutzpah than the Clintons and the press just sits idly by and tells us what great people the Clintons are.
Jesus H. Christ! It's bad enough that the press performed fellatio on Bill Clinton for eight years, now they are performing cunnilingus on Hillary.
My biggest problem with Bush is not the firing of eight US Attorneys. My problem is that he didn't clean house in the State Department and the CIA when he came into office.
You can bet that when Hillary assumes power in 2009 she won't make the same mistake. She'll whip out her broom, when she's not flying on it, and sweep out everyone in gummint who doesn't hold the same beliefs that she does and y'know what the press will say?
"It's her perogative."
After all, she's a Dimocrat, and what they do is OK with the LSM. Even murder. Ask Ted Kennedy.
You want pictures? Elisson's got 'em. Lot's of 'em, plus his version of the Rattlesnake Roundup.
From CharlieB. Remember. There's no chlorine in the gene pool.
Woo hoo! They brought Aaron back and he's boinking Martha, Logan's ex. She's also back in a place for the mentally bewildered.
Has Aaron been in the cast every season? If so, he's the only character besides Jack who has. The 24 writers love to kill off characters. Mason, Chapelle, Curtis, Tony, Michelle, Edgar, et al.
I enjoyed last night's episode. Sometimes the writers like to throw us a curve. Other times they just serve up a nice slow lollipop. Who amongst you didn't know that when Martha started slicing things up she was gonna eventually use the knife on her ex?
Ricky freaking Shroder? WTF? And he's acting like a young Jack Bauer. "Do what I say or GFY! Is that clear Milo? Morris?"
Didja notice that this year, Chloe has moved up in the cast? She has second billing right after Kiefer.
But back to Ricky freaking Shroder. I think we're gonna see fireworks when he and Jack clash. Now all he has to do is start dating Spawn and we'll know that he'll lose a hand, leg, or his life.
Dontcha just wish that Bush or the evil Darth Cheney would call the Saudi ambassador in and talk to him like the VP did to the ambassador of the unnamed Middle-Eastern country? "Dude! Stop this bullshit or I'm gonna nuke you! We'll make Mecca glow in the dark."
Where do they get these VPs? In Season 2, Palmer's VP tried to stage a coup. Then in Season 4, Logan was an incompetent boob. Last year he was a mastermind. Learned real quick on the job didn't he? Just can't beat that OJT! Now we have this season's VP who's getting ready to nuke the Middle-East. I wonder if he plans on taking their oil and converting them to Christianity? Hmmm. His blonde assistant does look vaguely like Ann Coulter.
I don't think we'll see too much more of Aaron (or Martha), but it was nice to bring him back for a cameo.
Ricky freaking Shroder?
Peter Frampton? WTF? Where's the 24 post?
That's tomorrow.
I was channel surfing tonight and I came across a Soundstage program on RAVE. It's HD and I got HD. It was a Peter Frampton concert from Chicago. It was a small venue. How many people remember Peter Frampton?
BTW, he looks like crap. He's half bald and the hair he has left is gray. Back when he was popular he used to appear bare-chested. At least now he keeps his shirt buttoned up most of the way.
He did a great cover of Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun. Here's Soundgarden.
Here's Frampton.
Of course, he did Do you Feel Like I Do from his live album and I Don't Need No Doctor from back when he was with Humble Pie which was the band he started out with.
1971! Holy crap!
Frampton is the guy on the right. The lead singer is Steve Marriott. He's dead. He's another one of those British rockers who choked on his own puke.
Frampton finished up with a good cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps. The dude is a good guitar player.
Holy crap! How did Rodger get this picture of me?
Melissa sent me this.
Now where is that Aflac duck?
But we still have those freaking cavemen, and ABC is gonna give them a series.
Blame this one on Richard.
An entomologist was up for tenure at his university. But he had had
nothing accepted for publication in several years. He knew this would
be a problem. One day, depressed and working in his garden, he
discovered his roses were dying. They were infested by an insect. He
recognized the bug as one that infested animals, not plants. Excitedly,
he took specimens to his lab, where he studied them. Soon, he had
written an article. It was accepted for publication, and made a huge
splash. The entomologist got tenure. All this, because he discovered
a new lice on leaf.
I left Friday to meet up with some Jawja Blown-Eyed Blodgers to attend the annual Rattlesnake Roundup in Claxton Georgia. This all started when Shoe was wondering where to take her two sons on Spring Break. The ever knowledgable and helpful V-Man suggested that she take them to Claxton. From this suggestion evolved (or devolved depending on your point of view) into an excuse for some Blown-Eyed Blodgers to get together and consume mass quantities of adult beverages.
Little did I know that Claxton Georgia is world famous for its fruitcakes. Actually Atlanta should be world famous for its fruitcakes when the legislature is in session.
I managed to twist my right knee right before I left which affected my mobility the rest of the weekend.
I got out of Atlanta early enough to avoid the Friday traffic jams. Originally, my Garmin gave me an ETA of 4:55. I managed to find some cars who thought that the speed limit signs were merely a suggestion of the maximum speed. In Georgia, that's pretty much everyone. The cars I tied up with were doing 85 to 90. I was in my Z3 and I like to drive it fast. By the time I pulled into the parking lot of the La Quinta in Savannah the Garmin said 4:35.
I checked into the hotel and went to my room and called Eric. He, Elisson and Elisson's wife, SWMBO were in the lobby checking in. Shortly thereafter, Georgia arrived. Georgia doesn't have a blog, but she and her husband Ric, who was driving back from DC, are honorary Blown-Eyes.
We talked to Zonker who got a late start out of Atlanta. When he got to the hotel, he was gonna wait for That 1 Guy who was coming up from Florida.
Yabu, who said he was coming, wimped out at the last minute. He gave us some bullshit excuse about there being some IT issues with the time change so he had to work. What a lame excuse! Hey Yabu, you pussy, wait until you see the rattles that V-Man, Zonker, and I have! They'll trump that stupid spider that you got in Helen.
Catfish wimped out as well. He gave us some bullshit about being sick.
As soon as V-Man arrived we headed off to downtown to eat dinner.
Just our luck. We got stuck in traffic that was stopped for a road race. Runners galore. Who in the heck schedules a race on Friday afternoon during rush hour? The fruitcakes in Savannah, that's who.
We finally got across the street and into the restaurant. Elisson's daughter, The Mistress of Sarcasm, who lives in Savannah, met us there. Stomachs full and thirst quenched, we made our way back to the hotel.
Zonker and That 1 Guy arrived. Ric arived shortly thereafter.
We decided to party in V-Man's room. Big mistake. We've made this mistake before. When I've consumed sufficient amounts of alcohol (in this case 1/3 bottle of scotch on top of what we drank at dinner), my ability to walk degenerates. With my twisted knee it was worse. If I had brought my wheelchair this would be no big deal. I didn't because it won't fit in the Z3. My room was not very close to V-man's room. We decided to switch rooms. So far, so good. (Yep! We've done this before. Eric and I had to switch rooms at Helen I.) Unfortunately, most of the alcohol was in the room with me. That meant that two hours later, some degenerate blodgers pounded on my door and I had to get out of bed and crawl to the door to let them in so they could get the additional alcohol that was in the room with me. Assholes!
Got up Saturday morning and after breakfast it was off to Claxton to attend the Rattlesnake Roundup. They all went to breakfast. Georgia brought me some back from Denny's. That girl really takes care of us! Since there were eight of us we took two cars, four to a car. We got to Claxton OK, but we couldn't find the Roundup. I actually thought V-Man knew where it was. I called him on my cellphone and did a Samuel L. Jackson.
<SamuelLJackson>Hey MF! Here we are in MFing Claxton MFing Georgia looking for some MFing snakes. Where are the MFing snakes, MF? They gotta be on this MFing plain somewhere. </SamuelLJackson>
He kept giving us different directions. In fact at one time we passed them going a different direction. Then we turned around and passed them again when they stopped to look at a car. Somehow we saw a sign pointing us to the right place and our car beat their car to the Roundup.
Elisson's wife didn't come with us. She was the smart one.
Before cellphones how did we coordinate things?
After we parked, a cop came by in a cart and gave me a ride to the gate. The admission was $5, but because I was a cripple, I got in free! Seconday gain. Georgia also flagged down two boys in a cart and they gave me a ride down to the snake pit where all the <SamuelLJackson>MFing rattlesnakes</SamuelLJackson> were. I got me a seat on the bleachers and hung out for the rest of the time we were there.
The snake handler came out and picked up this big ol' snake and had the Rattler Roundup Queen and the other babes wearing tiaras (Did I tell you that there is a Rattler Roundup parade?) pose for pictures with this big ol' rattler. The head on this snake was the size of my fist.
Wait a minute! Who's that dude in the snake pit with a camera? It's Elisson! WTF? How did he get in there? Look! V-Man is in there as well. WTF is going on? <SamuelLJackson>How did those MFs get into that MFing snake pit with all those MFing snakes?</SamuelL Jackson>
Elisson delivered a line of bullshit about how he worked for Sandy Springs Radio and was gonna do a story about this. V-Man said that he worked for a newspaper in Jacksonville. That's what I really like about these guys. Bullshit to the core.
Elisson has already posted a picture on his site. I stole it from him.
<SamuelLJackson>Holy MFing crap! Look at those MFing snakes!</SamuelLJackson>
We're hoping he writes one of his post blodgemeet poems.
The place was packed with people. Things must be pretty dull in that part of Georgia. There really wasn't all that much to see. The rest of the place was food, drinks, and snake related stuff. Elisson and V-Man bought snakeskin hatbands. V-man bought a snakeskin moneyclip. Zonker bought me a rattle to wear around my neck. Take that Yabu, you pussy!
Zonker flagged down a cart to take me back to the gate. We got in our cars and headed back to Savannah where we did what Blown-Eyes do best: eat, drink, and bullshit.
When we were trying to decide where to eat, V-Man suggested that we go pick up all the stuff for a Low Country Boil and take it down to Catfish's house and have him do the cooking. I pointed out to V-Man that Catfish has guns. We decided to go back downtown.
We ate out on the terrace at Churchill's, a British owned pub specializing in British food. I've been to England. The Brits are not noted for their food. They had a waitress there who looked a lot like Bou. My prime rib was so so. The apple pie I had for dessert was nowhere as good as my sister's apple pie.
At dinner V-Man regaled us with stories about his father, the Senator. V-Man can tell a great story. He also does a great Catfish impression. I told V-Man he should write a book about the Senator. I also told him to post more often. It's always a great blodgemeet when V-Man is there.
Back to the hotel. This time we partied in my room. We called Shoe who had made it to Pensacola. She was sorry that she couldn't make it to the Roundup. Her boys would have loved it.
I kicked everyone out at midnight and made sure they took the booze with them.
Had a real nice drive home. Stopped at Macon and put the top down. It was beautiful top down weather. 85 mph in a Z3 with the top down and the stereo blaring. It just doesn't get any better.
So I survived another blodgemeet with the Jawja Blown-Eyed Blodgers.
The next one will be in Texas. Info here. Come one. Come all. Party with the Blown-Eyes! You don't have to be a blodger, but if you attend a meet with us, you do become a Blown-Eye.
Got it from Catfish.
You are aware that the Polar Bear population has actually increased aren't you?
Y'all didn't think I was gonna head off without Saturday Boobage didja?
Shoe was wondering where she could take her boys on Spring Break. The boys didn't want to do Disney World. V-Man suggested that she take 'em to the annual snake roundup in Claxton, Georgia. From that was born the Idiots in Claxton Blodgemeet.
The idiots who are meeting up in Savannah this evening are V-Man, Eric, Elisson, Zonker, Yabu (minus his bitch, and me. Catfish may show up as well.
I'm not sure how much time we'll spend in Claxton. I think this is just an excuse for a bunch of us to get together and go down to River Street and get drunk.
Alas, Shoe won't be able to join us.
Y'all behave yourselves while I'm gone. I'll be back on Sunday.
Holy crap! My post on how much I hate hate crimes and hate speech really created a nice firestorm. We actually got to see Sally debate sumpin' on the merits without than insulting yours truly. See how easy that is, Sally?
Let's see if we can get sumpin' going on this. There is a debate going on in the Georgia legislature about following the example of the Virginia legislature and issuing an apology for slavery. This is another one of those symbolical bullshit things championed by liberals on a guilt trip or RWPPs laying the groundwork for reparations.
Since no one is alive in Georgia who has ever owned slaves and since no one is alive in Georgia who has ever been a slave, what use is this? None. What next? Italians apologizing to Greeks because Romans owned Greek slaves? Egyptians apologizing to Jews because Egyptions owned Jewish slaves? I really like this one. Since there is a segment of the black community who thinks that the ancient Egyptians were black, that would mean blacks would have to apologize to Jews. Calling Louis Farrakhan! Time to apologize to the Joooooz!
Have at it folks. Should people who have never owned slaves apologize to people who have never been slaves?
Y'know, I should really be hammered to write this. Turns out I do my best writing after a Stoly on the rocks and a half bottle of wine. Unfortunately, I don't want to drink every night. I have some respect for my liver.
Aren't y'all getting tired about hearing about "hate" this and "hate" that? Like hate crimes. What's up with that?
Let's say a white guy kills a black guy or a gay guy. That's automatically a hate crime. But if a black guy or a gay guy kills a white guy that isn't a hate crime. WTF?
And if said white guy kills a black guy or a gay guy, what difference does it make? If you give him the death penalty is he gonna be any deader if it's a hate crime? Murder is murder. It doesn't really matter whether it was a hate crime or not. The murdered dude is still dead. This shit just drives me up the wall.
Hate crimes are just the start of a slippery slope. Y'all know what's coming next dontcha? Hate speech. It's already started.
Look at the outrage over Ann Coulter using the word faggot. And guess what? Faggot tops race. Isiah Washington, a black dude, got in trouble for calling one of his fellow cast members on Grey's Anatomy a faggot. I thought black folks were immune fron having to attend Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Training. I actually think that's what Coulter was referring to when she said she would have to go into rehab if she called the Breck Guy a faggot.
And that brings us to nigger, the worst word in the English language, unless, of course you are a white senator from West Virginia or a black rapper.
Since I've actually posted the word nigger on this blog maybe I can be as lucky as Pumpman was when he used it. He got ceremoniously de-linked from a bunch of blogs and his hits went up 1000 hits a day. He was sitting in front of his computer laughing his ass off.
New York has now banned the use of the word nigger.
New York has banned the word "nigger" in a symbolic attempt to eliminate its use in films, rap lyrics and everyday conversation.
Good luck with that. What are they gonna do? Send police into the Apollo theater and arrest Chris Rock when he performs? Or as Chris Rock himself says:
"What? Is there a fine? Do judges say, '10 years, nigger!'"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
The ban aimed primarily at young black people who use the word as a term of endearment is symbolic and will not be enforced.
WTF? Why go to the bother of banning it? What am I saying? These are politicians. Symbolism over substance.
I think we ought to do just the opposite. The more words like nigger and faggot are used, the less obscene they become.
In my case, I use the politically incorrect term cripple, to describe myself. I hate all these madeup terms like handicapable or differently abled. I'm a fucking cripple fer chrissakes!
WTF ever happened to "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me"? Nigger and faggot are offensive words, but it tells more about the person using those words than the people those words are directed at.
Just the symbolic banning of nigger is just the start. Next thing you know, the San Francisco City Council will ban the word faggot.
Yep! First hate crimes, then hate speech. It's coming and it's coming from the people on the left.
Dontcha just hate it?
I got a note from Rusty yesterday asking me to warn any Georgia bloggers I know that there are some Moo-slimes out to get a Georgia driver for displaying a bumper sticker they don't like. The info is on his site here. Wonderful people, those Moo-slimes.
I want y'all to quit picking on DanS. He has been a faithful reader and commenter for many years. I think the only longest continuous commenter is Ralph Gizzip. As such, I cut Dan a lot of slack. Often he is off topic. Often he is off in left field. Often he is off his meds or too much on his meds. Whatever. Anyway, he was pissed that I wrote about wanting a new car. I mean WTF? This is my blog. I write about what interests me. Should I take requests? Dan thinks so. In his comments on this post he asked me a shitload of questions. OK Dan. Here are some answers. Be aware that I have had a lot to drink and in vino veritas.
Where's "Libby"
Who gives a fuck? Plamegate. This has the LSM creaming in their jeans. Just one thing. There was no crime. They didn't get Cheney. They didn't get Bush. They didn't get Darth Rove. Reminds me of Seinfeld. This was a trial about nothing. Turns out it was Richard Armitage, who was against the war by the way, who outed Valerie Plame. Libby was guilty of lying about when he told someone sumpin'. The dumb shit should have used the Clinton defense. We had Bill Clinton, who has a photographic memory and Hillary Clinton, who is the smartest woman in the world, and neither of them could remember a damn fucking thing about any of the scandals they were involved in. Libby didn't out Plame and at the time of the "outing" she was no longer covert. Everyone knew she was with the CIA. It was in Who's Who fer chrissake. Bush should go ahead and pardon him. Like it's gonna make his approval ratings go any lower. Another thing: I'll bet most of the members of the jury were Dimocrats. I know one was a "journalist" and you know his opinion of the Bush administration.
Where's the Attorney's Fired?
Are you aware that when Clinton came into office he fired every single Federal Attorney? Where was the outrage then? Oh yeah. He just wanted to put his own people in office. Clinton firing all attorneys OK. Bush firing seven bad. C'mon Dan. Show some consistency. Were you pissed back then? Was the LSM pissed? Was this an outrage? By the way, some of the attorneys fired were investigating the Clintons at the time. How convenient.
Where's VA?
If you're talking Walter Reed, that's not VA. That's the Defense Department. That is an outrage and heads should roll. Are you aware that Walter Reed is part of the base closing bullshit? All of Walter Reed is supposed to be moved to Bethesda. That doesn't excuse anything. What I would like to see is that we double (or triple) the amount of money we spend for medical care for our active duty personel. I would also like to examine the voting records of all the Dimocrats crying crocodile tears about this outrage. I'll be willing to bet most of them voted against the Defense Department budget. These assholes couldn't care less about our brave soldiers who are in the hospital.
Now, if you want to talk about the VA, that's an entirely different matter. I'm sure the VA is underfunded as well. I have also been informed that just like with an HMO, being assertive is the only way to get past the bureaucracy and get decent medical care. Do you think the VA medical care sucks? Get used to it because that is what we will have when President Hillary Rodent Clinton and the Dimocrat Congress give us gummint run health care. If you like dealing with the DMV you'll love Hillary Care.
Where's Coulter?
So Ann Coulter called the Breck Guy a faggot. Faggots everywhere should be pissed off at being compared to an ambulance chasing lawyer who made his millions by playing on the emotions of people too dumb to get out of jury duty (e.g The OJ jury. The Bill Campbell jury. The Scooter Libby jury.) to win large settlements for people which he took over 30% of. Now this asshole is channeling Jesus. What would Jesus do? First off he wouldn't take over 30%. Churches only ask for 10%. Second, he wouldn't build a huge mansion to live in. These fucking holier than thou liberals really piss me off. The only poor people they know about are their servants. If Babs, Teddy and Breck Guy are really concerned about the poor, why don't they invite a bunch of them to their mansions for a barbeque? Fucking elitist hypocrites.
So what Coulter said was bad? How about this hate speech from the left. The Puffington Host had to delete a bunch of comments after the suicide bombing in Afghanistan because they were pissed off about Cheney not being dead.
At least Ann Coulter only wants to kill our enemies. Nina Totenberg wants Jesse Helms to get AIDS. Julianne Malveaux (I hate this bitch!) wants Clarence Thomas to have a heart attack. Richard Cohen wants Newt Gingrich to be hanged. You're upset about Ann Coulter pissing off gays by comparing them to Breck Guy?
Where's 9 killed; 93 killed; Where's 'troops firing in every direction'?
War is hell! Shit happens!
C'mon! You think one of your 3 vehicles rates more coverage than any one of these topics?
Honestly? Yeah! Most of these topics are total bullshit!
Den, My MAN! You are fast melting in the arena of believeability!
I beg to differ. As I have pointed out, most of the above, with the exception of what has happened at Walter Reed is complete and total bullshit, which you would realize if you didn't have a real bad case of BDS
WHERE is your HONEST-VOICE on these things that are FAR more-important than your fucking CAR?
Nothing is more improtant than my fucking CAR. Have you ever driven a BMW? Awesome dude! BTW, this comment should have really been posted in my New Car Fever Post. I have to apologize Dan, I've had a little too much to drink tonight and I am just a little pissed off. I've given you my honest voice. I'm just fucking sick of the fucking hypocrisy about crap like seven attorneys fired and the LSM up in arms when Clinton fired them all and there was nary a whisper. He just wanted to put his own people in. Y'know, just like the travel office where the Clintons weren't content to fire the staff, they had to try to destroy them as well. You want honesty? You can't handle honesty!
Even my pool-shooting Willie McCoy's have opinions on these things!
So you have my opinions. Are you happy now?
And you (OF ALL PEOPLE!) choose to just shrug it off onto your Z3 versus a pick-up truck????
Actually it's not my Z3 versus a pickup truck. It's my 1992 335is versus a 2007 328is. Big difference.
I'm not sure, but I suspect you are shedding VAST-readership with such comment.
Actually the readership is going up. Check out my Sitemeter.
Is W GONNA Pardon Libby? Does Rule of Law *MEAN* a god-damned thing?
Rule of Law? It didn't mean a fucking thing throughout the Clinton adminisrtation. Why should it start now? All the Dimocrats said during the 90's was it was OK to lie and commit perjury about sex. Actually it was lying about a sexual harassment case. In Libby's case he committed perjury about a nonexistent crime.
Dimocrats are amazing. Perjury was OK in the 90's. Rule of law? WTF is that? Being a draft dodger was OK in the 90's. Military service? Who needs it. All of a sudden maybe missing some National Guard days was bad in the 2000 election. After all, we finally have a Dimocrat who served in tthe military. Then in 2004 we have a supposed war hero against someone who served in the National Guard. Shit! I went up the Bassac River on the Iredell County. I probably got closer to Cambodia than Flipper ever did. And with all the bullshit against Fox News, at least they didn't run a hit piece using forged memos a few days before an election.
Dimocrats can get away with murder. Ask Ted Kennedy. Just think. When Republicans send dirty e-mails to congressional pages, they resign, like Mark Foley. Dimocrats who boink male congressional pages get reelected to four more terms. Ask Gerry Studds. Goddammit Dan! Don't throw your rule of law bullshit at me! Dimocrats laugh at rule of law! Where were you during the 90's?
How's the brakes working? How's that Carb functioning?
Brakes working fine. I've got fuel injection so the carb question is a non sequitor.
SHEESH! YOU once had something worth perusing on the ISSUE's of the day/week/month/year/Administration!
And when I feel like writing about them I shall. This is my blog. I rule!
I imagine today that the quiet you enjoyed riding along on the top-down Road is FAR more important to you than anyone perhaps bleeding or alienated. I suggest you turn up the stereo and listen, yes, LISTEN to perhaps "War Pigs" or any other song that TRIES to express that not all War is but glory & victory.
I only have Black Sabbath on 8-track. I know that war is not just glory, but it should be victory. What you don't realize is that we are currently in a fight for civilization versus barbarism. These fuckers want to kill us. We had a big wake up call on 9/11 but too many of us have hit the snooze alarm. We have a party (the Dimocrats) who think that the enemy is GWB and the Republican Pary. I fear you feel the same. They are willing to sacrifice national security for them to regain power.
YOU didn't lose the use of your entire left-side as I did in any fucking war of your choice......; but I DID! I FOUGHT for this fucking Country and all I have to show for it is the loss of my entire left side.
And now you have turned into a bitter anti-war old man. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you as you wallow in self pity?
Correct me if I'm wrong: you fell out of a tree? And would now lecture ME on what I'm supposed to DO for this Country? While you shove it in my face that I'm not a SRF like you?
I have never ever lectured you as to what you are supposed to do for your country. Obviously you feel that you were fucked. Do you know why I'm a SRF? I was the ultimate underachiever. All through school I was compared to my sister who was an honor student, straight A's, won a four year scholarship to Washington University in St. Louis. Meanwhile, I chugged along making C's and B's. I even flunked high school Physics.
I applied myself in the Navy and did well in electronics school. I also did well in college after the Navy: A's and B's. Dean's List. I burned out in my junior year. Working three jobs and going to school full time will do that to you.
I did well at IBM. Moved to Atlanta in 1985 as a hardware instructor and was doing well. Then in 1988, I fell from the tree. When I went back to work the last thing I wanted anyone to say was, "Look at the poor old cripple. The only reason he has a job is because he's a cripple". That never happened. I outworked everyone. I finally worked up to my potential. I taught myself MVS. I became a systems programmer. I wrote and taught programming courses. I developed a reputation throughout IBM. That wouldn't have happened if I hadn't broken my back. I'd trade it all to have my health back. But, when I broke my back I didn't wallow in self pity and say, "Poor me. What am I gonna do now?" I overcame my disability and made sumpin' of myself.
Yeah, that's cool & Patriotic and show's both support and understanding of what 'some of us' have given for this American Dream you think so little of.
WTF? The American Dream I think so little of? Do you not read what I write? My sister and I both grew up poor with an alcoholic father and a dysfunctional family life and both of us are now SRFs. That is one of the overriding themes of this blog. In this country anyone can succeed if they work hard and get an education. That is the American Dream. Jesus H. Christ! I am a cripple and I have achieved the American Dream. I live in a nice house. I have two BMWs and a pickup truck. I go skiing twice a year and scuba diving rwice a year. Life is good! Except for that cripple thing.
OK, you're a Crip; I'M a Crip! 50%-disabled because I have no feeling nor control over my left arm nor leg. Sometimes, my left-side brain don't work too good either.
Are you bragging or complaining?
But, I tell you true: it get's a tad-tiresome when you keep rubbing my nose in the FACT that my dis-ability was NOT my fault and was rendered in the Service of my Country.
I have never rubbed your nose in the fact that your disability was not your fault and was rendered in the service of your country. I have never ever even written about your disability. This is the very first time that you have even told me of your disability.
I'm more than a little sad to go off-on you so; but DOG-GONE it! YOU got the cars, and the House and the Stuff because you were bone-headed (by YOUR OWN Admission!)!
No. I got the cars and the house and the stuff because I overcame my disability. I could have sat back and done the minimum requred to get by at IBM, but I did not want anyone to think that the only reason I had a job was because I was disabled. You can ask any of my coworkers whether or not I pulled my load. I outworked most of them. There was a period when I was a fulltime programmer but I was also delivering the same amount of teach days as a fulltime instructor. Nothing was handed to me. I worked and earned everything I got.
And I get to go to VA every month or so and have to PROVE that there is still no feeling in my left-side.Aaaah, would that I were YOU!
Be careful of what you wish for. My life is not a bed of roses. I would list my physical problems, but I'm not looking for pity from others. Being a cripple sucks. I have a lot of pain. I take drugs. There are other complications. You would not like them. If you want I'll e-mail you a list of them. Trust me. You would not trade.
I am sorry to have gone after you on this post Dan, but self pity really pisses me off. You want to see people who have it bad? Go down to Shepherd Center. There are people who are paralyzed from the neck down through no fault of their own. Maybe they were in a car accident. One of my contemporaries when I was in rehab was hit in the neck with a brick thrown by a kid he had chased out of his front yard. He was on a ventilator. He only lived another four years after the accident.
I'm sorry you got hurt in 'Nam. I'm sorry you are antiwar. I'm sorry you are a bitter old man. I guess I should also be sorry for getting hammered and writing this post.
You wanted honesty. You got it.
Now to finish the rest of the bottle of wine. A nice Chard by the way.
Hey! Is that Texas Stadium? Yeah. I know. This is probably Photoshopped, but it's funny.
Earlier I linked to a Don Surber post about the coldest February ever in West Virginia. Seems West Virginia was not the only place with a cold February. Bejus! Damn that global warming!
Y'know, I was thinking of all sorts of things that I would have liked to do on my last day on the job, but I figgered I may have to go back to work and I didn't want to burn all my bridges. Obviously, these people didn't care. These all came from Poulson.
So I had to take my Z3 in for oil service yesterday. Turns out that there were some other problems. I needed some work on the steering system, new front tires, and wheel alignment. That meant I had to leave it overnight.
They gave me a 2007 328 as a loaner car. Whoa baby! Did that car drive smoothly! I even took a long way home so I could get some more driving time with it.
I currently have a 1992 BMW 325 that I've had for 12 years. I love it, but it's got over 100,000 miles on it and needs some work. Currently, I just drive it around town. I also drove it to Austin last year for the Blown-Eyed Blodger Meet. If I take my wheelchair anywhere, I have the choice of using my pickup or the 325.
I originally planned to get rid of the 325 when my sister moved to South Carolina, but as I've gotten older I've spent more time in my wheelchair, and have taken it on trips where I had to use my chair.
Now, I've decided to keep a sedan, and was thinking of getting a 3 Series to replace it. Over my life, most of my cars have been used (like the 325). Why pay the depreciation? Get a nice upscale used car that's four years old and keep it for six years. That model has worked most of my life. Now that I'm a retired SRF, I really don't care anymore. Why not buy another toy? Probably September. That 328 really drove nicely.
I picked up my Z3 today. It was a beautiful Spring like day here in Atlanta. This is one of the best times of the year. I put my top down and drove to the mall. Did some walking. I haven't done enough of that lately. Drove home with the top down. This is just beautiful convertible weather.
This is just so wrong! Blame it on Jason. He sent it to me.
One of the nice things about getting more readers is the fan mail I get. Here is one from an adoring fan named Amy Buchanan.
HiYou are ignorant - as long as there are people like you in the world -
uhhh, I won't even get started - I just hope you don't have kids....the
last thing we need is for your kind to breed any further.
See, this is what I state in The Rules.
If you do insult me or others, try to make it an amusing insult. "Ha. Ha. Ha. You sure are stupid" is lame. "You have alzheimers" is lame. "If your brains were TNT, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose" is good. Come up with sumpin' like that and you can stay a little longer. I want to be amused. If I'm not amused you're gone. Why can I do that? See rule number 1.
You are ignorant is lame.
Uhhh - Amy, don't worry. I don't have any kids. Now let me just say one thing to you. Ignorance can be cured. Unfortunately, stupidity (as in your case) is forever. Thanks for writing.
Many people have sent me this Hillary Rodent Clinton joke.
Two weeks ago in upstate New York, Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
For those of you who missed this on Drudge, Hillary Rodent Clinton now has a Southern accent. Dontcha just know what's going through her mind: "These stupid assholes will eat this shit up!"
My only comment? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From CharlieB.
And in a related story, the Breck Guy wants a new bus.
Gor the link from Potfry.
Richard again. He sends me one every Monday. I got the Monday Pun idea from him.
An animal lover was driving down the road when a rabbit jumped in front of his car. He hit it. He pulled over and was upset to find that the rabbit was dead. A woman passing by saw the man and stopped. When the man pointed to the dead rabbit, the woman ran back to her car. She returned with a spray can. After she sprayed the rabbit, it jumped up and started hopping away. But every few hops, it waved. The man was dumbfounded. He asked what she had sprayed on the rabbit. The woman showed him the label. It read,
"Hair restorer. Adds permanent wave."
I had a question like this on a Physics test in college. I wish I had thought of this answer.
I'm taking a break from my usual Saturday Bach to post the first movement of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, one of my very favorite piano pieces. I can even play part of it on the piano. Here is a guitar version.
Got this one from Barney.
A blond gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on
the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blond rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt
Donna is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blond slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough,
there is her best friend, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten no good moron" she screams. "My husband's having a
heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
This week's Asshole of the Week is some guy named Jim who used as an e-mail address Ilovejim@yahoo.com. It's for sure that with his intelligence level, he is probably the only one who loves him, except maybe his mother. I just love the way these loony leftards go off on some sort of stream of consciousness and do not make a lick of sense.
He commented on this post. Here is his comment, totally unedited. Bask in his brilliance. Enjoy his eloquence. This is what passes for intelligent discourse on the left.
hey, who gives a shit, veteran guy?
I do asshole. It's appalling that there are people who believe that the largest part of the budget is military spending. Ol' Calvin was just repeating a leftist libtard talking point. And are you disparaging my service? I'm proud to have served my country. I support the troops. Betcha you don't. You're too much of a pussy to serve in the military anyway. You couldn't even hack it in the Air Force.
is the world supposed to revolve around you, jackass?
Nope! But this is my blog and it is my opinion. At least I'm smart enough to have my own blog. You're probably still living at home sponging off your parents.
do you really think clinton eviscerated the military,
Holy crap! Eviscerated? That's an awfully big word for a stupid dipstick like you to use. Did someone give you one of those word a day calendars? Up popped eviscerated and you just had to use it in a sentence. Yes. Clinton did eviscerate the military just like Jimmah Carter. That's what Dimocrats do. That's why Republicans like Reagan and Bush have to come along and rebuild it.
or was that part of cheney's plan while he was still Secretary of Defense under bush the slightly brighter?
Seems to me that when Cheney was Secretary of Defense we had Operation Just Cause in Panama and Operation Desert Storm in the Middle East two successful campaigns. At least he didn't fire off cruise missiles at an aspirin factory in the Sudan or at a bunch of camels in Afghanistan the night before Monica was gonna testify like Clinton did.
how about rumsfeld with his "leaner, meaner" policy.
So are you saying that we should spend more on defense? I'm down with that. By the way, have you ever heard of capital letters? Y'know, those things that intelligent people use to start sentences. Just askin'.
how big a dumb shit are you, you stupid fucking nazi pig.
Obviously not as stupid as you are. You do realize that Nazi stands for National Socialist don't you? It always gets me when these liberal asshats call conservatives Nazis. Nazis were socialists. And like Nazis, it's the left who wants to take away our guns and stifle free speech. First it was hate crimes, now it's gonna be hate speech. That's another post. Maybe you should get a copy of Animal Farm and read it. Oh wait! It's not in comic book form.
screw you, asshole, okay?
Nope! You're not my type, although you probably are a pussy.
the republicans don't give a fuck about soldiers are they wouldn't send them into lying, exaggerated threat, goofy ass wars like iraq,
Way to spout those talking points. You left out Halliburton. And I know how much the Dimocrats care about the troops. They're trying to figger out the best way for them to lose. And guess what? After four years in Iraq we still have not approached the mumber of soldiers who died during the Clinton years.
and they wouldn't cut funding for veterans while they are cutting taxes for millionaires.
Tax cuts for the rich! Dude, do you realize that the top one percent of the income earners earn seventeen percent of the income and pay thirty four percent of the taxes? How much do you want them to pay fucktard? As for cutting funding for veterans, now that the Dims control the purse strings let's see how much they raise veterans benefits. We all know how much they "support the troops".
get a clue, dumbass.
OK. Howza 'bout me, in the library, with the lead pipe so I could beat some sense into that addled brain of yours.
sounds like you are one of the glorious shitholes graduated from whatever school you allegedly graduated from. bitch.
Is it just me? Does that last sentence actually mean anything? I've said this over and over, if you cannot make any more sense than the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat, don't bother commenting.
Dude! I made it through high school, which right off the bat puts me way ahead of you. I graduated from a junior college and I dropped out of Washington University in my junior year. I worked for IBM for 31.5 years and I am now a SRF. If that makes me a "glorious shithole", so be it. If you even have a job it is probably a deadend minimum wage job. Making Asshole of the Week is probably gonna be the high point of your life.
Congrats asshole! Here's your prize.
Hey Shoe! Look what I found on YouTube.
Caution! NSFW! Funny. I thought it was gonna be the rhythm guitar player who was singing lead rather than the bass guitar player.
Hey Jimbo! Next blodgemeet. We're playing this! I play it in the key of G.
From locash74. Now that's how I want to see my tax dollars spent: wasting a band of insurgents planting an IED.
Holy crap! Airbus is gonna cut 10,000 jobs.
After weeks of speculation, the worst-case scenario came true for workers at European planemaker Airbus SAS Wednesday morning. Under parent company EADS' controversial "Power8" restructuring plan, the world's largest commercial aircraft manufacturer will cut 10,000 jobs over the next four years, and either sell or find partners for six factories in France, Germany, and the UK..
How can that be? Airbus is a gummint subsidized company. Can't they figger out how to save those jobs? More bad news.
Today, the only hands-down success for Airbus is its narrowbody A320 family, which continues to narrow the order gap against Boeing's 737. To continue the "bread" analogy... the planemaker's current widebody offerings, the A330 and A340, have grown stale in the marketplace, against Boeing's reinvigorated 777 line.
They're doing OK against the Boeing 737, but the Boeing 777 is kicking their ass.
Hey Prosper! How's the A380 coming along?
The planemaker's newest widebody offerings, the A380 superjumbo and the A350XWB, are the reason for much of Airbus' current economic misfortunes. A series of production delays have plagued the A380, pushing its scheduled delivery date 22 months past what was originally promised. Last year, the company's original A350 proposal underwent a costly redesign, to make it more competitive against Boeing's upcoming 787 Dreamliner.
Still More. Thanks to Gene for this link.
When a political project like Airbus falters while competing with a commercial enterprise like Boeing, political considerations predominate in developing countermeasures. The turbulent events of the past week demonstrate that the European rival of Boeing is still guided by politicians unwilling to concede the need for painful but necessary remedies, and more interested in looking good to their constituents than in solving the problems at the company.
Actually, I don't really want Airbus to fail (Altho' I do feel a bit of schadenfreude) because that would mean no competition for Boeing. Competition is good. It forces Boeing to make better airplanes.
Hey Prosper, how's the freighter version of the A380 coming along?
With the rise of just-in-time inventory systems and the general boom in world trade, the market for jet freighters has mushroomed. Fedex and UPS are two of the largest airlines in the world without carrying a single revenue passenger. Airbus regarded the freighter version of the A380 as a key part of its plan to sell the 400-some copies of the A380 it needs just to break even on development costs. Orders initially were booked for 25 freighters: 10 each from Fedex and UPS, and another five from International Lease Finance Corporation (ILFC), which planned to lease them to air freight operators. But the embarrassing and costly delay in delivery of the A380 super jumbo jet has led to the specter of a possible outright cancellation of the freighter version of the aircraft.
Uh. Oh. It doesn't look too good.
The delivery delays in the A380 meant that Fedex and UPS had to find alternative airlift capacity. Fedex outright cancelled its order for 10 A380Fs and purchased Boeing 777Fs. ILFC converted its order to passenger versions of the A380. And UPS, which had previously laid down cash and ordered A300 twin-jet jumbo freighters, only to convert that order to A380Fs, had a substantial non-refundable deposit at stake. UPS entered into negotiations with Airbus for compensation for the delay, and then ordered Boeing 767F twinjet freighters as an interim substitute. Boeing, anxious to keep its 767 assembly line operating in the face of a dearth of orders for the aging design, no doubt gave UPS a highly advantageous deal on the planes.
Airbus fuckups mean more business for Boeing.
D'ya think this is gonna fly? (Pun intended.)
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Airbus (EAD.PA: Quote, Profile, Research) is considering extending its workweek to 40 hours from 35 hours without compensation as part of the European planemaker's restructuring plans, German magazine Focus reported.The reported proposal is likely to ring alarm bells in France, where a 35-hour work week was introduced by a Socialist government in 2000 and remains a potentially divisive issue ahead of April-June presidential and legislative elections.
"Management apparently is talking to unions about longer hours: 40 instead of 35 per week are envisaged," Focus reported in its Monday edition.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That ain't gonna happen. Welcome to strike city, which will only damage Airbus even more.
Socialism versus capitalism. Capitalism wins.
This will be the only time I will post anything about Anna Nicole Smith.
They have finally resolved where Anna Nicole Smith will be buried.
NASSAU, Bahamas Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in a custom-made gown next to her 20-year-old son following an "over the top" memorial service with a tightly controlled guest list, said a friend helping to organize the memorial.The memorial service, with about 300 guests at an undisclosed church, will feature large amounts of pink flowers, her favorite color, and singing from a well-known performer whose name organizers aren't ready to disclose, said the friend, Patrik Simpson of Beverly Hills, Calif.
A shrine for Anna Nicole Smith is shown outside of the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, on Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 in Hollywood, Fla.
A shrine? WTF? What is wrong with these people? A shrine to a white trash slut with fake boobs who had a train wreck for a life? Three different men are claiming to be the father of her infant daughter. Jesus H. Christ! We're fighting a war. Nancy Pelosi is running the House and Hillary Rodent Clinton will probably be our next president and we have people glorifiying a drug addled skank. We're doomed!
It will be a very beautiful, Anna Nicole send-off," Simpson told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday night in the Bahamian capital of Nassau. "Of course it will be over the top because it's Anna Nicole."
Speaking of "over the top", Tina sent me a picture of her casket.
